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By *Effy- OP Woman 2 weeks ago
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Got a burning question you need answered from the opposite sex, but never had the opportunity to ask it?
Now is your chance!
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I have way too many questions for my own sex before diversing to the other side for enlightenment.
Such as, what possesses (my spelling is awful) "some" men to consistantly keep having to touch/fiddle with themselves in public. Hands down the front of their clothes. It hasnt fallen off in the 30 seconds since you last checked ?
Why ?
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"Why don’t you get the full minge out??
That’s a question for the ‘ladies’ "
Not that I've ever tried, but I imagine trying to take a minge selfie would be a challenge! Imagine the poor lighting, blurred images and loo seat... Oh hang on I'm confusing that with an over the toilet dick pic. |
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Why is apparently rude to leave the toilet seat up, meaning you have to put it down for a wee, yet acceptable to leave it down so that we have to put it up to take a piss?
Equal rights and all that...... |
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"I have way too many questions for my own sex before diversing to the other side for enlightenment.
Such as, what possesses (my spelling is awful) "some" men to consistantly keep having to touch/fiddle with themselves in public. Hands down the front of their clothes. It hasnt fallen off in the 30 seconds since you last checked ?
Why ?
nswers.
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I do this to my nipples all the time  |
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"Why is apparently rude to leave the toilet seat up, meaning you have to put it down for a wee, yet acceptable to leave it down so that we have to put it up to take a piss?
Equal rights and all that......"
Because we reverse onto a seat and often that’s in the middle of the night. If you sit down when it’s up it’s really cold and you can fall in. We don’t always see that it’s up but you’re facing it and can see that it’s down. |
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"How do you women get anything done when you have boobs? Take running away, but just resisting the urge to grab them at any given opportunity is insane self restraint"
We do get distracted I've been known to play with my own boobs specially when I had my twins and they first appeared i went through my twens without boobs  |
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"Why don’t you get the full minge out??
That’s a question for the ‘ladies’
Not that I've ever tried, but I imagine trying to take a minge selfie would be a challenge! Imagine the poor lighting, blurred images and loo seat... Oh hang on I'm confusing that with an over the toilet dick pic. "
You seem such an ‘expert’.
Maybe we should critique?? |
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"I have way too many questions for my own sex before diversing to the other side for enlightenment.
Such as, what possesses (my spelling is awful) "some" men to consistantly keep having to touch/fiddle with themselves in public. Hands down the front of their clothes. It hasnt fallen off in the 30 seconds since you last checked ?
Why ?
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Maybe comfort instead of a blanket |
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"Why don’t you get the full minge out??
That’s a question for the ‘ladies’
Not that I've ever tried, but I imagine trying to take a minge selfie would be a challenge! Imagine the poor lighting, blurred images and loo seat... Oh hang on I'm confusing that with an over the toilet dick pic. "
And following on from this, why take any pics in the toilet? Or for that matter action pics? Surely if someone wants to see look at your profile, it's you they want to see ? Not a string of others |
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Why can't you decide what you want to eat?
Why can't you admit you're wrong and apologise?
Why do you smell so good?
Do you have hobbies?
Was there enough space for Jack on the door? Was Rose just being selfish?
Is romance dead? |
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"Why do you like to stran gle your cocks?"
I think some people enjoy the sight of it. For some it makes the cock look bigger, fuller. So that's why they do it. For some, that's the only way to cum. Str*ngle until it explodes. |
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"Why can't you decide what you want to eat?
Why can't you admit you're wrong and apologise?
Why do you smell so good?
Do you have hobbies?
Was there enough space for Jack on the door? Was Rose just being selfish?
Is romance dead?"
Eee there is a lot to unpack there…..but as for Jack and Rose. Yes there was room on the door. Rose was being a selfish bint and hogging the duvet….i mean door. |
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"Why is apparently rude to leave the toilet seat up, meaning you have to put it down for a wee, yet acceptable to leave it down so that we have to put it up to take a piss?
Equal rights and all that......
Because we reverse onto a seat and often that’s in the middle of the night. If you sit down when it’s up it’s really cold and you can fall in. We don’t always see that it’s up but you’re facing it and can see that it’s down."
Best counter argument ever, thankyou! |
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"Got a burning question you need answered from the opposite sex, but never had the opportunity to ask it?
Now is your chance!
Ask away and hopefully someone from the other side will come along and answer it for you! "
Why did you towel drop video work for everyone else except me!?! |
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By *Effy- OP Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Got a burning question you need answered from the opposite sex, but never had the opportunity to ask it?
Now is your chance!
Ask away and hopefully someone from the other side will come along and answer it for you!
Why did you towel drop video work for everyone else except me!?! "
I think your account is fucked. |
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"Got a burning question you need answered from the opposite sex, but never had the opportunity to ask it?
Now is your chance!
Ask away and hopefully someone from the other side will come along and answer it for you!
Why did you towel drop video work for everyone else except me!?! "
You video was so hot, the Fab servers couldn't hack it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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"Men. Do you think our orgasms seem anticlimactic in comparison to your own? Like instead of it being a visible thing, it's all going on inside.
Also, would you like to swap for a day? "
I wouldn’t say so because a lot of the time women tremble/shake which I think looks very hot and maybe just to see what it felt like as a comparison |
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"Men. Do you think our orgasms seem anticlimactic in comparison to your own? Like instead of it being a visible thing, it's all going on inside.
Also, would you like to swap for a day? "
Actually, no. I love seeing the wriggling and hearing the moaning and seeing her get sensitive in the immediate aftermath 😈
And I wouldn't mind swapping. Less cleanup 😂 |
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By *Effy- OP Woman 2 weeks ago
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"Is it frustrating being a ghost and did you ever scare someone saying boo or is that a just a trickshit i never read the start bit thought you could talk to ghosrs"
I never said I couldn't. |
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A relationship question for the women of Fab:
When you vent to a partner about a frustrating situation, what is the ideal balance you are looking for between them offering practical advice versus just listening and validating your feelings? |
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By *Effy- OP Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Ladies, if a guy needs to wank to get himself hard again after a round or 2, do you take it as an affront that he needs to do it himself and that he wouldn't want you to do it for him?"
Personally, no. I know after I've had an orgasm or two, the chances of someone else being able to give me another themselves is slim. I know what works and sometimes i just need a minute to get myself in the zone again without the pressure of trying to "perform". So I imagine it's a similar kind of scenario for men. |
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A more explicit question for the women of Fab:
What is something a man can do during foreplay that instantly shifts your mindset and makes you feel truly desired, rather than just physically stimulated? |
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"A relationship question for the women of Fab:
When you vent to a partner about a frustrating situation, what is the ideal balance you are looking for between them offering practical advice versus just listening and validating your feelings?"
We're not seeking practical advice. We just want you to agree that we're totally justified in whatever we said/did/thought - even if you disagree |
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How are ladies so great at holding farts in & how do you not explode (or at least look in discomfort) as a result?
I’ve never asked the wife this in the 25 years we’ve been together, alas she’s not here at the moment so the forum gets to benefit from my curiosity.
Thanks in advance
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"Why is apparently rude to leave the toilet seat up, meaning you have to put it down for a wee, yet acceptable to leave it down so that we have to put it up to take a piss?
Equal rights and all that......"
I personally prefer the seat and lid down when I’ve done and flushed, so it’s not even an argument in our house.
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"Why is apparently rude to leave the toilet seat up, meaning you have to put it down for a wee, yet acceptable to leave it down so that we have to put it up to take a piss?
Equal rights and all that......
I personally prefer the seat and lid down when I’ve done and flushed, so it’s not even an argument in our house.
Mr "
Ditto.
I do not like seeing the lid left up, put the whole thing down. |
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"Ladies, if a guy needs to wank to get himself hard again after a round or 2, do you take it as an affront that he needs to do it himself and that he wouldn't want you to do it for him?
Personally, no. I know after I've had an orgasm or two, the chances of someone else being able to give me another themselves is slim. I know what works and sometimes i just need a minute to get myself in the zone again without the pressure of trying to "perform". So I imagine it's a similar kind of scenario for men. "
That's a good way of looking of it! |
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Does having a dick get in the way? 😂 just flapping about in the breeze? How about if you get your grey joggers on for a run and they are a bit loose, hubbys would be swinging like a pendulum! Surely it’s the male version of boobys bouncing on a jog |
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"Why do some women like wearing clothes or underwear while having sex. It baffles me. Just get your kit off. Being butt-naked is fun and very sexy. Luke "
Personally I don’t care about being naked I prefer it over think it’s maybe covering up due to being self concious and is common according to hubby |
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"Men. Do you think our orgasms seem anticlimactic in comparison to your own? Like instead of it being a visible thing, it's all going on inside.
Also, would you like to swap for a day? "
Oh god yeah |
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"Men. Do you think our orgasms seem anticlimactic in comparison to your own? Like instead of it being a visible thing, it's all going on inside.
Also, would you like to swap for a day? "
On the contrary. I find that women's orgasms are more spectacular than men's. Just because there's no stuff coming out (leaving aside squirting), it doesn't mean they aren't visibly I tense and very pleasing to see.
Yes I would swap for the day and get myself down to the ladies changing rooms at the gym at some point. |
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"A more explicit question for the women of Fab:
What is something a man can do during foreplay that instantly shifts your mindset and makes you feel truly desired, rather than just physically stimulated?"
Give you that eye to eye contact/that look
The look that you know they want this as much as you do
The look that you know they are going to fuck you into next week  |
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By *mf123Man 2 weeks ago
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"Is it frustrating being a ghost and did you ever scare someone saying boo or is that a just a trickshit i never read the start bit thought you could talk to ghosrs
I never said I couldn't."
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"Why is apparently rude to leave the toilet seat up, meaning you have to put it down for a wee, yet acceptable to leave it down so that we have to put it up to take a piss?
Equal rights and all that......"
Because you might be next to have a poo. |
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"Why is apparently rude to leave the toilet seat up, meaning you have to put it down for a wee, yet acceptable to leave it down so that we have to put it up to take a piss?
Equal rights and all that......
Because you might be next to have a poo."
One dump a day vs several wees. On a statistical basis, it’s no wonder any self respecting bachelor pad would be leaving that seat up. |
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"Question for both sexes.
Crocs, just why?"
If you are on about the pepper pot clogs, yeah definitely. Comfort and convenience in the house or when camping etc presumably?
Mrs has a pair of Croc mules though & you’d never know they were Crocs as they look rather good. So much so when she tells anyone they are Crocs it gets a ‘THEY’RE CROCS?!?’ kinda response… |
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