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By *ampireWolves OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Essex

It’s been around 20 years since that song hit the scene! I dance to it now and I’m so much slower!

What were you good at but realise your not as good as you were!?!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Bristol

Skateboarding

Ripping the bong

Sinking hours into videogames

Playing guitar three hours everyday

(Sigh)... Whatever happened to that little dude, so full of dreams 😂

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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago

Scotland

Riding

The knees have started to go already.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 weeks ago

London

Doing the splits. I used to be effortlessly flexible. Now it takes a lot of effort! 😂

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby

My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

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By *lusive KittyWoman 2 weeks ago

In the countryside

Horse riding and skipping, I get tangled up in a skipping rope now

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Doing the splits. I used to be effortlessly flexible. Now it takes a lot of effort! 😂"

That's impressive, I could stretch but never accomplished a full split

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

It's too rude to say

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 weeks ago

London


"Doing the splits. I used to be effortlessly flexible. Now it takes a lot of effort! 😂

That's impressive, I could stretch but never accomplished a full split "

Stretching is difficult these days too 😂

I guess if I'm not using those muscles or doing those movements regularly I end up losing that skill? I have to stay active then.

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By *actile TensionMan 2 weeks ago

Sussex


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅"

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Essex


"Doing the splits. I used to be effortlessly flexible. Now it takes a lot of effort! 😂"

Oh I so remember being able to do Van Damme splits. Those were the days !

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light "

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Doing the splits. I used to be effortlessly flexible. Now it takes a lot of effort! 😂

That's impressive, I could stretch but never accomplished a full split

Stretching is difficult these days too 😂

I guess if I'm not using those muscles or doing those movements regularly I end up losing that skill? I have to stay active then."

Start climbing... It's strength and stretching combined

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By *eacock1221Couple 2 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

I used to be amazing at trampolining until I hit puberty and my boobs send me off balance (genuinely true story, I was a late bloomer and they pretty much grew overnight). I took to cross country running afterwards, but now Im out of breath if I try and run down the road 🙈😅

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By *lirtyFilthWoman 2 weeks ago

Troublesville

Almost everything. Pass me my zimmer!

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By *ou only live onceMan 2 weeks ago

London


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂"

Joe, you're 30! Time to get on the burpees! 🤣

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂

Joe, you're 30! Time to get on the burpees! 🤣"

Need to leave the Desk Job behind

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂

Joe, you're 30! Time to get on the burpees! 🤣"

But lifting heavy things is more fun, YOLO?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 weeks ago

London


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂

Joe, you're 30! Time to get on the burpees! 🤣

Need to leave the Desk Job behind "

Invest in cardio, Joe. It's worth it. You can still do weights. HIIT or walk/jog.

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂

Joe, you're 30! Time to get on the burpees! 🤣

Need to leave the Desk Job behind "

That'll go down well. "Sorry boss, I need to resign so that I can absolutely rinse my nephew at football" 😂

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 weeks ago

London


"Doing the splits. I used to be effortlessly flexible. Now it takes a lot of effort! 😂

That's impressive, I could stretch but never accomplished a full split

Stretching is difficult these days too 😂

I guess if I'm not using those muscles or doing those movements regularly I end up losing that skill? I have to stay active then.

Start climbing... It's strength and stretching combined "

I'll look into this. Thank you.

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby

People, I made a flippant comment about playing football. I don't need life advice! 😂

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By *vmarisaTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Motherwell

My advice for those of us of a certain age, enjoy the change, embrace the change and adapt to enjoy. Mx 👿

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂

Joe, you're 30! Time to get on the burpees! 🤣

Need to leave the Desk Job behind

That'll go down well. "Sorry boss, I need to resign so that I can absolutely rinse my nephew at football" 😂"

That's what life is about...

Owning your underlings with physical dominance

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By *ou only live onceMan 2 weeks ago

London


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂

Joe, you're 30! Time to get on the burpees! 🤣

Need to leave the Desk Job behind

Invest in cardio, Joe. It's worth it. You can still do weights. HIIT or walk/jog."

Let's not overdo it - no-one needs to invest in cardio! 🤣

But the day I can't play football will be a sad day indeed. I'm genuinely dreading it.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"People, I made a flippant comment about playing football. I don't need life advice! 😂"

There are no flippant comments on the internet!!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 weeks ago

London


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂

Joe, you're 30! Time to get on the burpees! 🤣

Need to leave the Desk Job behind

Invest in cardio, Joe. It's worth it. You can still do weights. HIIT or walk/jog.

Let's not overdo it - no-one needs to invest in cardio! 🤣

But the day I can't play football will be a sad day indeed. I'm genuinely dreading it."

I disagree. A good cardiovascular system works wonders long term. But there are so many options for fitness and exercise. Each to their own.

There's always walking football as an alternative 😜

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By *ou only live onceMan 2 weeks ago

London


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂

Joe, you're 30! Time to get on the burpees! 🤣

Need to leave the Desk Job behind

Invest in cardio, Joe. It's worth it. You can still do weights. HIIT or walk/jog.

Let's not overdo it - no-one needs to invest in cardio! 🤣

But the day I can't play football will be a sad day indeed. I'm genuinely dreading it.

I disagree. A good cardiovascular system works wonders long term. But there are so many options for fitness and exercise. Each to their own.

There's always walking football as an alternative 😜"

It was a joke, Sham. I promise you I know the benefits of a good cardiovascular system.

🤣

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Essex

I say screw Joe and Shams! One of the most annoyingly handsome, and great people to be around! So genuinely awesome. Oh and Nero! Screw you guys 😂😂

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"People, I made a flippant comment about playing football. I don't need life advice! 😂

There are no flippant comments on the internet!!"

Sorry, I only joined the Internet yesterday. I'll do better!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 weeks ago

London


"I say screw Joe and Shams! One of the most annoyingly handsome, and great people to be around! So genuinely awesome. Oh and Nero! Screw you guys 😂😂"

You have abs!! And a leather jacket. You're basically the guy from Grease. 😂

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 weeks ago

London


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂

Joe, you're 30! Time to get on the burpees! 🤣

Need to leave the Desk Job behind

Invest in cardio, Joe. It's worth it. You can still do weights. HIIT or walk/jog.

Let's not overdo it - no-one needs to invest in cardio! 🤣

But the day I can't play football will be a sad day indeed. I'm genuinely dreading it.

I disagree. A good cardiovascular system works wonders long term. But there are so many options for fitness and exercise. Each to their own.

There's always walking football as an alternative 😜

It was a joke, Sham. I promise you I know the benefits of a good cardiovascular system.

🤣"

Bedroom cardio? Gotcha 💪🏾😂

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Essex


"I say screw Joe and Shams! One of the most annoyingly handsome, and great people to be around! So genuinely awesome. Oh and Nero! Screw you guys 😂😂

You have abs!! And a leather jacket. You're basically the guy from Grease. 😂"

Where’s my Sandra D?! 😂

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By *utoftheBluexWoman 2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

Remembering things... phones, names, addresses 👵

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By *ou only live onceMan 2 weeks ago

London


"I say screw Joe and Shams! One of the most annoyingly handsome, and great people to be around! So genuinely awesome. Oh and Nero! Screw you guys 😂😂"

Who's screwing Joe and Shams? And which one is the annoyingly handsome one, Nero? I'm confused! 😆

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Essex


"Remembering things... phones, names, addresses 👵"

Does anytime remember phone numbers anymore??!

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By *ou only live onceMan 2 weeks ago

London


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂

Joe, you're 30! Time to get on the burpees! 🤣

Need to leave the Desk Job behind

Invest in cardio, Joe. It's worth it. You can still do weights. HIIT or walk/jog.

Let's not overdo it - no-one needs to invest in cardio! 🤣

But the day I can't play football will be a sad day indeed. I'm genuinely dreading it.

I disagree. A good cardiovascular system works wonders long term. But there are so many options for fitness and exercise. Each to their own.

There's always walking football as an alternative 😜

It was a joke, Sham. I promise you I know the benefits of a good cardiovascular system.

🤣

Bedroom cardio? Gotcha 💪🏾😂"

Oh no, definitely not that. I like playing football - it's how this started. Pay attention! 🤣

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By *eardofVampiresWoman 2 weeks ago

Lancaster

Roller skating,I used to love it it and was pretty quick and now half hour n my legs hurt

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 weeks ago

London


"My niece and nephew visited earlier and while I was playing football with my nephew in the garden, after about 5mins he was fresh as a daisy while I was sweating, out of breath and wanting to go back inside 😅

Yeah this.

I've a few sprints in me these days before I start melting. 20yrs ago we'd play footy til we ran out of day light

It all felt so easy at the time, right? 😂

Joe, you're 30! Time to get on the burpees! 🤣

Need to leave the Desk Job behind

Invest in cardio, Joe. It's worth it. You can still do weights. HIIT or walk/jog.

Let's not overdo it - no-one needs to invest in cardio! 🤣

But the day I can't play football will be a sad day indeed. I'm genuinely dreading it.

I disagree. A good cardiovascular system works wonders long term. But there are so many options for fitness and exercise. Each to their own.

There's always walking football as an alternative 😜

It was a joke, Sham. I promise you I know the benefits of a good cardiovascular system.

🤣

Bedroom cardio? Gotcha 💪🏾😂

Oh no, definitely not that. I like playing football - it's how this started. Pay attention! 🤣"

It's Fab. I'm assuming there are innuendos everywhere. You like playing with balls, got it. 😜

I'm sleepy. Difficult to pay attention.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS 2 weeks ago

hexham

Going to the pub till closing time and getting up and going to work for 8am the next day !

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Going to the pub till closing time and getting up and going to work for 8am the next day ! "

That just sounds like unnecessary misery 😂

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By *lirtyFilthWoman 1 week ago

Troublesville


"Remembering things... phones, names, addresses 👵

Does anytime remember phone numbers anymore??!"

I remember my grandparents telephone numbers from years ago. They passed away 21+ years ago

Can’t remember what I had for breakfast usually! Although today was special so can today 🤣

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By *ou only live onceMan 1 week ago

London


"Remembering things... phones, names, addresses 👵

Does anytime remember phone numbers anymore??!

I remember my grandparents telephone numbers from years ago. They passed away 21+ years ago

Can’t remember what I had for breakfast usually! Although today was special so can today 🤣"

Haha, yes! My grandparents' number is etched in my memory too! Can't remember our old home number though...

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By *lirtyFilthWoman 1 week ago

Troublesville


"Roller skating,I used to love it it and was pretty quick and now half hour n my legs hurt "

Fancy a roller skating date? 🤣

I’ll bring all my derby pads. I’m not safe these days without extra protection 🤭🙈🤣🤣

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By *ax19862002Man 1 week ago

Ayrshire


"It’s been around 20 years since that song hit the scene! I dance to it now and I’m so much slower!

What were you good at but realise your not as good as you were!?!"

Chatting up good looking ladies. Luckily I still have a few jokes in the locker lol x

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By *eardofVampiresWoman 1 week ago

Lancaster


"Roller skating,I used to love it it and was pretty quick and now half hour n my legs hurt

Fancy a roller skating date? 🤣

I’ll bring all my derby pads. I’m not safe these days without extra protection 🤭🙈🤣🤣"

Absolutely yeah I need the pads now

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