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"Will it be sponsored? And what's the cause?
You could set a record for the most boings in an hour..
Yank.. boing.. next. 🤣🤣
🤣omg this was would be my ideal day "
You may need a team of fluffers to set them up for you. 🤣 |
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"Don’t know how it would work or where but wouldn’t a boingathon be fun!
God I loves a boing.
I fully support this 🫶
We could maybe put them all in a row and boing them ourselves?"
Put bells on the end and you could play a tune 😁 |
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"Don’t know how it would work or where but wouldn’t a boingathon be fun!
God I loves a boing.
I fully support this 🫶
We could maybe put them all in a row and boing them ourselves?
Put bells on the end and you could play a tune 😁"
Oh wow this has so much potential!
I’m thinking britains got talent |
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"Will it be sponsored? And what's the cause?
You could set a record for the most boings in an hour..
Yank.. boing.. next. 🤣🤣
🤣omg this was would be my ideal day
You may need a team of fluffers to set them up for you. 🤣"
I reckon we’d have plenty volunteers 🤣 |
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"Don’t know how it would work or where but wouldn’t a boingathon be fun!
God I loves a boing.
I fully support this 🫶
We could maybe put them all in a row and boing them ourselves?
Put bells on the end and you could play a tune 😁"
Ding Dong. |
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"You could use one of those xylophone mallets, not the hard ones, but the ones that are typically made of yarn or cord.
Just as well Raven's left, cos bet she would have used a real mallet  "
Haha she would 🤣. Bet she’s back here somewhere 👀 |
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What tune are you looking to play?
You could have the beginners: "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"; or for the more accomplished: "Ode to Joy" (Ludwig van Beethoven); and the climax would be "Gone Daddy Gone" (Violent Femmes)
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All chosen as they get played on the glockenspiel |
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"What tune are you looking to play?
You could have the beginners: "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"; or for the more accomplished: "Ode to Joy" (Ludwig van Beethoven); and the climax would be "Gone Daddy Gone" (Violent Femmes)
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All chosen as they get played on the glockenspiel"
I’m so loving this idea! |
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"What tune are you looking to play?
You could have the beginners: "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"; or for the more accomplished: "Ode to Joy" (Ludwig van Beethoven); and the climax would be "Gone Daddy Gone" (Violent Femmes)
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All chosen as they get played on the glockenspiel"
But can you play them on the cockenspiel? |
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"What tune are you looking to play?
You could have the beginners: "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"; or for the more accomplished: "Ode to Joy" (Ludwig van Beethoven); and the climax would be "Gone Daddy Gone" (Violent Femmes)
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All chosen as they get played on the glockenspiel
But can you play them on the cockenspiel?"
Boom boom! |
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"Will there be different age classes
Do you think we’d need to? I suppose the younger ones could have more boinginess in them (I think I just made that word up)"
It should be an official word as it has, according to AI, the potential to score 401 in Scrabble. |
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"Will there be different age classes
Do you think we’d need to? I suppose the younger ones could have more boinginess in them (I think I just made that word up)
It should be an official word as it has, according to AI, the potential to score 401 in Scrabble. "
I think after the boingathong many more will have scored  |
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"Don’t know how it would work or where but wouldn’t a boingathon be fun!
God I loves a boing.
I fully support this 🫶
We could maybe put them all in a row and boing them ourselves?"
Now this sounds like a great idea  |
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"God I loves a boing.
I’m imagining you walking slowly along a row of erect men, ‘pinging’ each penis on your way past, making a Mexican wave of wobbling wangs.
Oooooh. Heaven!"
Heaven Nora’s in heaven |
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"If you have enough men, the energy from the boings could be harnessed, like wave power and sold a s a renewable energy. "
It’s only renewable as long as someone keeps us hard. We’re going to need a fluffer. Nora?  |
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"Don’t know how it would work or where but wouldn’t a boingathon be fun!
God I loves a boing.
I fully support this 🫶
We could maybe put them all in a row and boing them ourselves?
Now this sounds like a great idea "
In what order would you put them ?
I’ve heard of a steal band |
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This talk of springiness and pinging made me think of a lovely word - hysteresis.
With all thanks to wiki, one of its properties...
"Hysteresis can be a dynamic lag between an input and an output that disappears if the input is varied more slowly" |
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"If you have enough men, the energy from the boings could be harnessed, like wave power and sold a s a renewable energy.
It’s only renewable as long as someone keeps us hard. We’re going to need a fluffer. Nora? "
I can work fast RTG! |
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"This talk of springiness and pinging made me think of a lovely word - hysteresis.
With all thanks to wiki, one of its properties...
"Hysteresis can be a dynamic lag between an input and an output that disappears if the input is varied more slowly""
Now very worried about the output! will the ladies be wearing appropriate PPE?  |
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"This talk of springiness and pinging made me think of a lovely word - hysteresis.
With all thanks to wiki, one of its properties...
"Hysteresis can be a dynamic lag between an input and an output that disappears if the input is varied more slowly"
Now very worried about the output! will the ladies be wearing appropriate PPE? "
Penis Pinging Equipment? |
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"This talk of springiness and pinging made me think of a lovely word - hysteresis.
With all thanks to wiki, one of its properties...
"Hysteresis can be a dynamic lag between an input and an output that disappears if the input is varied more slowly"
Now very worried about the output! will the ladies be wearing appropriate PPE?
Penis Pinging Equipment? "
Ha. What will we need to wear to make this work? |
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"Don’t know how it would work or where but wouldn’t a boingathon be fun!
God I loves a boing.
I fully support this 🫶
We could maybe put them all in a row and boing them ourselves?"
Like playing a xylophone? 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Don’t know how it would work or where but wouldn’t a boingathon be fun!
God I loves a boing.
I fully support this 🫶
We could maybe put them all in a row and boing them ourselves?
Like playing a xylophone? 🤣🤣🤣"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Don’t know how it would work or where but wouldn’t a boingathon be fun!
God I loves a boing.
I fully support this 🫶
We could maybe put them all in a row and boing them ourselves?
Like playing a xylophone? 🤣🤣🤣
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Chopstix  |
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"Don’t know how it would work or where but wouldn’t a boingathon be fun!
God I loves a boing.
I fully support this 🫶
We could maybe put them all in a row and boing them ourselves?
Like playing a xylophone? 🤣🤣🤣
Chopstix "
🤣🤣🤣 Or the entertainer |
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Ha. What will we need to wear to make this work?
Probably best to wear not a lot at all. Might get awfully messy!
Yeah that might not help the boinginess 🤣. I’ll need to wear something "
Full hazmat gear  |
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"This talk of springiness and pinging made me think of a lovely word - hysteresis.
With all thanks to wiki, one of its properties...
"Hysteresis can be a dynamic lag between an input and an output that disappears if the input is varied more slowly"
Now very worried about the output! will the ladies be wearing appropriate PPE?
Penis Pinging Equipment?
Ha. What will we need to wear to make this work? "
Maybe a wrist brace.. you don't want to explain that RSI to the doctor. 🤣🤣 |
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"This talk of springiness and pinging made me think of a lovely word - hysteresis.
With all thanks to wiki, one of its properties...
"Hysteresis can be a dynamic lag between an input and an output that disappears if the input is varied more slowly"
Now very worried about the output! will the ladies be wearing appropriate PPE?
Penis Pinging Equipment?
Ha. What will we need to wear to make this work?
Maybe a wrist brace.. you don't want to explain that RSI to the doctor. 🤣🤣"
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By *avexxMan 1 week ago
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"one in gallery for a short while
Don’t lie to me Dave ,, but im not fibbing nora
Dave it’s not there!!
There's a penis standing to attention though
Ahhh I was looking for a video! 🤣"
.. sorry i ment picture |
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"one in gallery for a short while
Don’t lie to me Dave ,, but im not fibbing nora
Dave it’s not there!!
There's a penis standing to attention though
Ahhh I was looking for a video! 🤣.. sorry i ment picture"
Very nice pic though Dave 😊 |
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"I'm not really sure if anyone really wants to see a boing video?
I'm under the impression that a boing is the female equivalent of a boob drop "
Tried that once. Mine dropped right down out of camera range 🤣🤣. I’ll aim the camera at my knees next time |
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"I'm not really sure if anyone really wants to see a boing video?
I'm under the impression that a boing is the female equivalent of a boob drop
Tried that once. Mine dropped right down out of camera range 🤣🤣. I’ll aim the camera at my knees next time "
Now that's something I want to see haha |
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"I cannae be arsed to do a new one, so I've put an old one public for a bit 😘
Joe that’s not funny at all! 😡
Did you just watch the towel one instead? 😂 the top one! Oh let me go back hang on 🤣"
Oh that’s much better!😆 |
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"I cannae be arsed to do a new one, so I've put an old one public for a bit 😘
Joe that’s not funny at all! 😡
Did you just watch the towel one instead? 😂 the top one! Oh let me go back hang on 🤣
Oh that’s much better!😆"
😂😂 You're welcome! |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
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"I cannae be arsed to do a new one, so I've put an old one public for a bit 😘
Fine!! I'll watch it again😒
Sorry Effy, I'll do an updated one soon... Maybe... In an unspecified timeframe 🤗"
All good, Joe. This one still works 😉 |
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"I cannae be arsed to do a new one, so I've put an old one public for a bit 😘
Fine!! I'll watch it again😒
Sorry Effy, I'll do an updated one soon... Maybe... In an unspecified timeframe 🤗
All good, Joe. This one still works 😉"
Good to hear the novelty hasn't worn off 😉 |
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By *mf123Man 1 week ago
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"I went on a trampoline just yesterday im too old for that sheeet
I nearly wet myself last time I went on a trampoline! wtf is that about! I think my trampoline days are over "
thats called squirting on here shhh |
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"I went on a trampoline just yesterday im too old for that sheeet
I nearly wet myself last time I went on a trampoline! wtf is that about! I think my trampoline days are over thats called squirting on here shhh"
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