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Viz top tips , fab edition

By *tanners OP Man 1 week ago

stanley

Inspired by Scarlett’s headline thread. Do you remember Viz’s top tips? Yes , great, post a fab based top tip for your forum chums.

I’ll start.

Men, when sending a dick pic, always ensure there is smegma visible on your bellend. The women go mad for this and will guarantee an endless supply of dripping wet clunge in your inbox

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 1 week ago

(User no longer on site)

If you invite someone to your house, make sure you've got an empty milk bottle in the fridge just in case they prefer black coffee.

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By *onin25Man 1 week ago

Durham

It's still going. And below is a link to Vic and Bob doing a programme about them.

https://youtu.be/hL2n6MM9LcU?si=Py_unCXHUzptGogP

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By *iver78Man 1 week ago

barton upon humber

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By *iver78Man 1 week ago

barton upon humber

"Inspired by Scarlett’s headline thread. Do you remember Viz’s top tips? Yes , great, post a fab based top tip for your forum chums.

I’ll start.

Men, when sending a dick pic, always ensure there is smegma visible on your bellend. The women go mad for this and will guarantee an endless supply of dripping wet clunge in your inbox "

Not sure why but the word Clunge always makes me chuckle

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 1 week ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Single men, reassure women that you're in touch with your feminine side by taking pics showing loads of female toiletries in the background.

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By *uaveNightsMan 1 week ago

Canvey Island

Express to Fab your love for the country of Japan by stretching your arsehole and ensuring there’s plenty of blood

🤢

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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago

Scotland

If you reach out to someone on here, make sure you send as little reply as possible so the other person has to carry the conversation. It's only fair after making the first move.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 1 week ago

Herts/Leeds

Profile just a dick pic and still getting no interest? Build anticipation by messaging one letter at a time.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 1 week ago

Brum

If you prefer bareback sex on your meets always carry empty Jonny wrappers in your wallet so you can prove to this one that she’s special.

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By *ringles1000Couple 1 week ago

Somerset

"If you invite someone to your house, make sure you've got an empty milk bottle in the fridge just in case they prefer black coffee. "

Brilliant.

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By *rHotNottsMan 1 week ago

Dubai & Nottingham

My top tip, if you have quite a large round bum, when loading the tumble dryer, maybe smear a bit of goose fat around the seal, just in case you get stuck.

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By *morousZoeWoman 1 week ago

Cumbria

If you have a couple profile for couple swaps, be sure to only have photos of the woman to keep the intrigue about the guy and ensure people fill your inbox asking to see him 🕵️‍♀️

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By *ohn 66Man 1 week ago

South Birmingham

When meeting a couple, never ask which one is male and which one is female,

John,

QE Hospital, Fractures Unit

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By *atpurrWoman 1 week ago

Kent

Always turn up to meets late, smelling of your best B.O. fragrance. Hairy legs, chuff, pits and back are a must for ladies who want to impress .

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By *vaRoseWoman 1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

If you are unsure how you are coming across, write your message in capital letters and then remove all punctuation. This creates the correct level of ambiguity

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By *tanners OP Man 1 week ago

stanley

Loving these 😂😂😂😂

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By *dible_KinkCouple 1 week ago

Aberdeen

Gentlemen, keep the air of Mystique surrounding a meet by leaving your profile picture as a blank silhouette, coupled with no pictures in your gallery, and a minimalist biography section stating merely "fill in later"; all the while ticking every box in the interest section, and making sure any meets you have fails to verify you, so after a year you could still slip away unnoticed in to the sunshine.

The combined actions above should ensure prospective meets have absolutely nothing to go on. Fabulous 👌

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By *vaRoseWoman 1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

Gentlemen! If a female has the audacity to reject your advances, be sure to call her a fat slag as a parting quip. It really doubles down on the nice guy aura you’ve curated.

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman 1 week ago

Birmingham

Men.. when your message is deleted, always send a follow up with question marks. The punctuation is what was missing, she will 100% lick your bellend after this.

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