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Had a random memory earlier in work and got me thinking. What’s everyone’s first porn memory like the first time you went on a website or magazine etc?
I got tricked in school and got told red tube was a website with all Manchester United videos on, went on it when I got home, let me tell you that had zero videos of football on but lots of people playing with balls |
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I remember as a youngster me and a mate were pissing around in the supermarket car park. We headed to climb on the big recycle bins and hanging from the section for mags and newspaper there was a carrier bag full of porn mags. Must have been 20 or so in it. The guy obviously couldn't bare to discard them. We hit the jackpot and if i could buy that guy a beer I definitely would! Not all heroes wear capes. |
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"We never had sky but remember the early days of channel 5 with the late night Shannon T movies and the bizarre David Duchovney series The Red Shoe diaries."
Oh yes the red shoe diaries… the beginning of porn literature lol |
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Used to steal a look at parents stash.
Then VHS tapes.
Parents bought me a porn mag for 15th birthday and told me to stop stealing theirs.! 😂
Think first film I remember was called ‘little girl blue’.. |
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There was a low res, low FPS 1.44” floppy disk of a woman sucking a cock that did the rounds at school. I somehow got my hands on it and watched it in the study when my parents weren’t around. Then popped off to the loo for my first fiddle. Remember being quite surprised at how that ended up 😂😂😂 |
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Zoo magazine. A lad in my class stole his brother's and brought it in. Shared it with all of us. I'd never seen a naked woman before. A whole new world opened up to me. So began my porn journey...or should I say addiction. So many years wasted wanking. I could have been somebody. I could have been a contender. Instead, I became a wanker. |
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Accidentally I found the VHS cassette in my mum's drawer. It had the same cardboard cover as other one with Van Damme movie what I wanted to watch. When I put it into the player, I was really shocked. I ran to my friend's house and told him to come to my place. I turned tape again. We saw as 2 men played with one woman. My friend said: Look! He made a mistake, and he is in her asshole, not just, you know, between legs. And why is she taking other guy's into her mouth?? We pee with it!"
This show didn't last long. My mother came home back and we didn't hear her. She got into the room like a thunder storm and real hell was unleashed.
But the funniest thing is that after over 30 years I found this VHS last year and I watched it as an adult. German are perverts  |
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By *oxesMan 1 week ago
Southend, Essex |
"Had a random memory earlier in work and got me thinking. What’s everyone’s first porn memory like the first time you went on a website or magazine etc?
I got tricked in school and got told red tube was a website with all Manchester United videos on, went on it when I got home, let me tell you that had zero videos of football on but lots of people playing with balls "
Famously Pornhub had to ask people to stop uploading the football game where Germany beat Brazil 6-1 under the public humiliation tag. |
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Older brothers copy of E.scort magazine.
E.scort in its early days (the early to mid 80s) had a folding cover, which if you weren’t familiar with could be a bit of a bugger trying to fold back correctly.
Had a major sweat on after that wank trying to put it back as I found it I’ll tell ya. |
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"I think it might have been Page 3 😂
Actually, that's a lie. I think it was Torrie Wilson and Sable kissing a WWE show. Good times 😅"
WWE had a lot of risqué storylines in the 90's and early 00's. 😂 |
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"I think it might have been Page 3 😂
Actually, that's a lie. I think it was Torrie Wilson and Sable kissing a WWE show. Good times 😅
WWE had a lot of risqué storylines in the 90's and early 00's. 😂"
I like my parents, but I genuinely think they were bad parents for letting us watch it in hindsight 😂 |
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"I think it might have been Page 3 😂
Actually, that's a lie. I think it was Torrie Wilson and Sable kissing a WWE show. Good times 😅
WWE had a lot of risqué storylines in the 90's and early 00's. 😂
I like my parents, but I genuinely think they were bad parents for letting us watch it in hindsight 😂"
If they grew up on it then 70-80's wrestling was very different. Wholesome and family friendly. Maybe they didn't know? 😂
Attitude Era was a wild time. |
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Uncle stayed with my family for a couple of weeks when I was a child.
I remember waking up in the middle of the night, heading to the loo and seeing him playing porn on the living room TV.
Didn't think much of it until years later. Mentioned it to him and surprise surprise, he can't remember 😂 |
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By *stoppMan 1 week ago
Durham |
Back in my school days while at a friends house we found some top shelf porn mags in the garage.. very arousing.
Back then, mags were common place in work toilets even on some canteen tables, not forgetting the nude calendars. |
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My older cousin had a pack of playing cards from Spain he hid in his cellar , me and his brother found them playing hide n seek..
Fair to say ill never look at the jack of clubs the same ever again |
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