Roll up roll up.
Were are you at right now?
10 being i could snail trail all over his chest or i could stick my willy in an apple pie.
Or 1 being i would rather go to sleep or eat something.
Im sitting at a 5 tonight like should i go to bed or should i commit to the cause and wank it up to a 6 and go for it  |
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"Roll up roll up.
Were are you at right now?
10 being i could snail trail all over his chest or i could stick my willy in an apple pie.
Or 1 being i would rather go to sleep or eat something.
Im sitting at a 5 tonight like should i go to bed or should i commit to the cause and wank it up to a 6 and go for it "
7 |
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"3
Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...
But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank"
Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣 |
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"3
Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...
But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank
Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣"
That's even worse.
Now I have to interact with and entertain some stranger who will %100 be incapable of giving me a wank worthy of my time 😂 |
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"I'm always around the 7/8 mark on average daily, but right now it's probably higher as I need a good sleep and nothing better makes you sleep sound  "
Oh i agree with this. I love a good lady wank to send me to sleep |
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"3
Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...
But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank
Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣
That's even worse.
Now I have to interact with and entertain some stranger who will %100 be incapable of giving me a wank worthy of my time 😂"
Snap your fingers. If they are not wank worthy. Slap 😂😂. Two interactions. Snap and slap ! 🤣🤣 |
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"Roll up roll up.
Were are you at right now?
10 being i could snail trail all over his chest or i could stick my willy in an apple pie.
Or 1 being i would rather go to sleep or eat something.
Im sitting at a 5 tonight like should i go to bed or should i commit to the cause and wank it up to a 6 and go for it "
Well considering I just posted my first full nude facepic as my profile pic… I’m gonna say 10? Ha |
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"I'm always around the 7/8 mark on average daily, but right now it's probably higher as I need a good sleep and nothing better makes you sleep sound
Oh i agree with this. I love a good lady wank to send me to sleep "
Yes a good wank does the trick. But having someone else there makes it even better. Sleep like a baby then |
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"I'm always around the 7/8 mark on average daily, but right now it's probably higher as I need a good sleep and nothing better makes you sleep sound
Oh i agree with this. I love a good lady wank to send me to sleep "
Lady wank?!? Is that where you scream… on my goodness! And then thank yourself politely afterwards?!? |
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"3
Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...
But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank
Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣
That's even worse.
Now I have to interact with and entertain some stranger who will %100 be incapable of giving me a wank worthy of my time 😂
Snap your fingers. If they are not wank worthy. Slap 😂😂. Two interactions. Snap and slap ! 🤣🤣"
Is this a new cereal? |
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"3
Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...
But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank
Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣
That's even worse.
Now I have to interact with and entertain some stranger who will %100 be incapable of giving me a wank worthy of my time 😂
Snap your fingers. If they are not wank worthy. Slap 😂😂. Two interactions. Snap and slap ! 🤣🤣
Is this a new cereal?"
Yeah... But this cereal doesn't go with milk 😳 |
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"3
Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...
But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank
Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣
That's even worse.
Now I have to interact with and entertain some stranger who will %100 be incapable of giving me a wank worthy of my time 😂
Snap your fingers. If they are not wank worthy. Slap 😂😂. Two interactions. Snap and slap ! 🤣🤣
Is this a new cereal?"
Damn it TT! Now I’m hungry! |
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"3
Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...
But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank
Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣
That's even worse.
Now I have to interact with and entertain some stranger who will %100 be incapable of giving me a wank worthy of my time 😂
Snap your fingers. If they are not wank worthy. Slap 😂😂. Two interactions. Snap and slap ! 🤣🤣
Is this a new cereal?
Yeah... But this cereal doesn't go with milk 😳"
Spends on how good they are 🤣🤣 |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
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"Fyi anything over 6.75 means it outweighs being lazy to not do something about it! 😂😂
I'm good at pretending it's not there.
So words… dooooo it! 😂😂"
It wasn't as much effort as I thought. Thanks for the encouragement! |
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"Fyi anything over 6.75 means it outweighs being lazy to not do something about it! 😂😂
I'm good at pretending it's not there.
So words… dooooo it! 😂😂
It wasn't as much effort as I thought. Thanks for the encouragement! "
I’m fabs mr motivator if that worked 😂😂 |
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"Roll up roll up.
Were are you at right now?
10 being i could snail trail all over his chest or i could stick my willy in an apple pie.
Depends will you be my apple pie?
Or 1 being i would rather go to sleep or eat something.
Im sitting at a 5 tonight like should i go to bed or should i commit to the cause and wank it up to a 6 and go for it "
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"Roll up roll up.
Were are you at right now?
10 being i could snail trail all over his chest or i could stick my willy in an apple pie.
Im at a solid 9 right now
Or 1 being i would rather go to sleep or eat something.
Im sitting at a 5 tonight like should i go to bed or should i commit to the cause and wank it up to a 6 and go for it "
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