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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby

How long does your average wank take? Does it ever take a while and after, you think about how productive you could've been instead?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 1 week ago

Carlisle usually

Idk, like a minute? Definitely less time than it takes to smoke a cigarette 💜

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By *ickshawedCouple 1 week ago

Wolverhampton

If I have fresh batteries I'd say about 45 seconds. And since I only do it when I need to, I consider it a productive use of my time.

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By *91kMan 1 week ago

Maidstone

Gone in sixty seconds?

Honestly, not even sure. I'ma get the stop watch out for the next one 😎

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By *histle79Man 1 week ago

Guildford

The first one is always productive… by the fifth or m questioning that

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By *elix SightedMan 1 week ago

Cloud 8

Sometimes I can lose a whole Saturday afternoon and I definitely think afterwards “Totally should have gone on my bike instead”

Still, I know the lifeguards appreciate it.

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By *tead88Man 1 week ago

leighton buzzard

Depends on the source material??

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By *eliWoman 1 week ago

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Alright Brucey 2.0.

But yes, too long. It's why I don't wank often. Well, one of the reasons.

Do you know what the worst part is? The porn hole I go too far down in to, the absolute depravity that's read. Yeah, that's another reason.

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By *estructionDollyWoman 1 week ago

Manchester

Can vary between 5 minutes to an hour depending on how frustrating my body is being

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"Idk, like a minute? Definitely less time than it takes to smoke a cigarette 💜"

Ever done both to test that out? 😆

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By *quirrel!Man 1 week ago

Wirral

It doesn’t take me too long! Depends on who I’m wanking over! - I can give you a list of timings if you like! 🤣

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"If I have fresh batteries I'd say about 45 seconds. And since I only do it when I need to, I consider it a productive use of my time. "

Swift and efficient. It does sound productive!

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"Gone in sixty seconds?

Honestly, not even sure. I'ma get the stop watch out for the next one 😎"

Or a countdown clock if you can really do it under pressure!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 1 week ago

Carlisle usually


"Idk, like a minute? Definitely less time than it takes to smoke a cigarette 💜

Ever done both to test that out? 😆"

Nah, I only smoke outside and my neighbours can see into my garden 💜

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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago

Scotland

I can have it done and dusted in under a minute when I need to get it over and done with so I can go about my day.

I do enjoy a little edging session though, which can take an hour or more. I usually save those for the times I don't need to be productive.

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By *rightonsteveMan 1 week ago

Hove, mainly…

Er….not very long.

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"The first one is always productive… by the fifth or m questioning that"

If your penis could express itself, it would be horrified by the third!

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By *ensuallover1000Man 1 week ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d say about 5-10 mins on average.

…But then I have to add on the requisite 20 minutes of crying time afterwards and another 5 minutes cleaning my man mess off of the wall.

So, all in all, it’s a bit of a time consuming pain in the derrière.

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"Sometimes I can lose a whole Saturday afternoon and I definitely think afterwards “Totally should have gone on my bike instead”

Still, I know the lifeguards appreciate it."

Same, I can take ages and before I know it, it's time to log off for the day at work

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By *eekaboo BellyMan 1 week ago

Bradford

Days. And yes I think of how much of my life is wasted on this

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"Depends on the source material??"

Good point! And how strong the horn is

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"Alright Brucey 2.0.

But yes, too long. It's why I don't wank often. Well, one of the reasons.

Do you know what the worst part is? The porn hole I go too far down in to, the absolute depravity that's read. Yeah, that's another reason."

What, so he has the monopoly on sex threads now?

I mean... Now we need to know what some of these porn categories are before you close all 87 tabs 👀

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"Can vary between 5 minutes to an hour depending on how frustrating my body is being "

By the end of it, are you more relieved from the orgasm or more relieved that it's over? 😅

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By *eardofVampiresWoman 1 week ago

Lancaster

About 10 mins

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By *uicyboobiesWoman 1 week ago

Newtownbutler

Half an hour.

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"It doesn’t take me too long! Depends on who I’m wanking over! - I can give you a list of timings if you like! 🤣"

Yes please, with a gold, silver, bronze for the fastest times!

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"I can have it done and dusted in under a minute when I need to get it over and done with so I can go about my day.

I do enjoy a little edging session though, which can take an hour or more. I usually save those for the times I don't need to be productive. "

Very balanced! Do you ever find that even when you have things to do, your body kinda goes "nah, I'm gonna enjoy this?" 😂

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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago

Scotland


"I can have it done and dusted in under a minute when I need to get it over and done with so I can go about my day.

I do enjoy a little edging session though, which can take an hour or more. I usually save those for the times I don't need to be productive.

Very balanced! Do you ever find that even when you have things to do, your body kinda goes "nah, I'm gonna enjoy this?" 😂"

There is times when I intended for it to be a quick thing, then realise I'm much hornier than I thought and lose track of time. No regrets though. The other shit can wait!

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"Er….not very long. "

It's fine, it's overrated anyway! 😇

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By *estructionDollyWoman 1 week ago

Manchester


"Can vary between 5 minutes to an hour depending on how frustrating my body is being

By the end of it, are you more relieved from the orgasm or more relieved that it's over? 😅"

If its taken ages, usually relieved and think it probably wasn't worth the effort unless it's a 10/10 orgasm (it usually isn't)

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 1 week ago

Round the bend

Depends on the material, mate told me I would need a box of tissues when I watched shindlers list, only used 2 tissues 😢

Mr 🐺

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 1 week ago

RCT/Cardiff

I'm the same as -Effy- it depends on my mood really. Sometimes I just want a quick orgasm and other time I like to go for a long time just edging myself till I can't hold back anymore...then go again 😈

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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago

Scotland


"I'm the same as -Effy- it depends on my mood really. Sometimes I just want a quick orgasm and other time I like to go for a long time just edging myself till I can't hold back anymore...then go again 😈 "

You can go again?! I'm far too sensitive afterwards. It takes me a while to cool off. Though there has been a few times where I think I've edged myself into oblivion that much that after I've orgasmed, closed my legs a little too tight and gone again without touching myself. That's always a little bonus!

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"I’d say about 5-10 mins on average.

…But then I have to add on the requisite 20 minutes of crying time afterwards and another 5 minutes cleaning my man mess off of the wall.

So, all in all, it’s a bit of a time consuming pain in the derrière."

I'd swap the crying and the cleaning. It's a bitch to get off when dried 🫣😂

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By *actile TensionMan 1 week ago

Sussex

Average, 6min?

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By *eliWoman 1 week ago

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"I’d say about 5-10 mins on average.

…But then I have to add on the requisite 20 minutes of crying time afterwards and another 5 minutes cleaning my man mess off of the wall.

So, all in all, it’s a bit of a time consuming pain in the derrière."

Let me know if you'd ever like a hand in speeding things along.

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"Days. And yes I think of how much of my life is wasted on this"

Days?! I hope you stay hydrated 😳

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"About 10 mins"

I think that's a solid amount of time to get the job done

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"I can have it done and dusted in under a minute when I need to get it over and done with so I can go about my day.

I do enjoy a little edging session though, which can take an hour or more. I usually save those for the times I don't need to be productive.

Very balanced! Do you ever find that even when you have things to do, your body kinda goes "nah, I'm gonna enjoy this?" 😂

There is times when I intended for it to be a quick thing, then realise I'm much hornier than I thought and lose track of time. No regrets though. The other shit can wait! "

That's the spirit!

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 1 week ago

Derby


"I'm the same as -Effy- it depends on my mood really. Sometimes I just want a quick orgasm and other time I like to go for a long time just edging myself till I can't hold back anymore...then go again 😈 "

This is how I can feel as well. Especially after a long session that when I'm finally finished, I'm still hard and enjoy the sensitivity so try to cum again a few times which just makes it go longer than intended!

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By *ensuallover1000Man 1 week ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’d say about 5-10 mins on average.

…But then I have to add on the requisite 20 minutes of crying time afterwards and another 5 minutes cleaning my man mess off of the wall.

So, all in all, it’s a bit of a time consuming pain in the derrière.

Let me know if you'd ever like a hand in speeding things along."

😈😈😍😍 And I promise not to cry afterwards 😜

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 1 week ago

South Wales

I can get it done in a minute or two xx 😄

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By *aseylee324Couple 1 week ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

5 minutes or so

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 1 week ago

Ryde

Depends how bored I am, and how decent the porn is.

Insomnia also helps with having a protracted J-Arthur.

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By *evilinDavina1Man 1 week ago

Bristol

Wastes to much time, so rarely do it anymore, would prefer a long sensual session with someone instead

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By *ora the explorerWoman 1 week ago

Paradise, Herts

Less than a minute with my wand sometimes 🤣

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By *emonlickerMan 1 week ago

consett

look on amazon

they have wank o meters

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By *etwife8230Couple 1 week ago

Newport

A minute or so at most

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