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The Wheel Of Fucky Fortune Returns
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Ey up good folks - Cupid here once again and I’m bringing you another round of this highly ingenious (not really), fool proof (definitely not) and highly scientific (bollocks!) sex guaranteed (highly unlikely) match up system 👍🏻
You all remember what to do right?
No? Well simply say that you’re in and wait for the thread to fill up a bit.
Next, with your eyes closed, place your finger on your screen (with this thread open) and swipe up and down a few times.
Now, with your eyes still closed, stop the scrolling by placing your finger down….
Open your eyes and voila! - you will behold that you have landed on another poster; By the Gods! - Fate has decreed that you will engage in relations of a sexual nature with said individual.
It couldn’t be simpler in fact; Make it so!
Oh - Don’t forget to reveal unto us all who you’re copulating with so we can all have a good old fashioned gossip.
Now, as Cupid I cannot participate so if you land on me, you will be intimate with whoever lands directly below me; got it?
Good luck my fine people and may fortune shine upon thy sexy bits 😜👍🏻 |
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"I just picked myself 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️. Is this fabs way of calling me a wanker!?
That’s why you have to peek. Although a good wank is a magnificent thing. "
Wha…what? You imply that there be some cheating on the Wheel Of Fucky Fortune?
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"I got Vampire love , sorry dude 🤷♂️
Was only a matter of time that we would have the sex !
Don’t tell TT though she’ll bring butter and leave us both walking like cowboys who ride fat horses. "
Did someone mention butter  |
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"I got Vampire love , sorry dude 🤷♂️
Was only a matter of time that we would have the sex !
Don’t tell TT though she’ll bring butter and leave us both walking like cowboys who ride fat horses.
Did someone mention butter "
Aaargggh noooo it’s salted 😱 |
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"I got Stanners but him not being into TVs we could just have a game of chess or backgammon and indulge in interesting anecdotes about our time on fab over a glass of Shiraz.Mx 👿"
Sounds good, but never monopoly, I get Boxing Day flashbacks 😱 |
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"I tried for an average. 3 attempts, _utofthebluex came up 3 times
Its fate...
With a little help.of myself posting nonstop to. increase my chances  "
😂😂 You have unlocked the cheat code beautiful 😜👍🏻👍🏻 |
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"Tactile Tension you have the unfortunate task of having sex with me. Shall we turn the lights out and get it over and done with? "
I would like to keep the lights on but close your eyes if you must |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
Scotland |
"Tactile Tension you have the unfortunate task of having sex with me. Shall we turn the lights out and get it over and done with?
I would like to keep the lights on but close your eyes if you must "
Fine! |
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By *aked beachMan 1 week ago
Just A Stranger In A Strange Land. |
"I tried for an average. 3 attempts, _utofthebluex came up 3 times
Its fate...
With a little help.of myself posting nonstop to. increase my chances
😂😂 You have unlocked the cheat code beautiful 😜👍🏻👍🏻"
Clearly unlocked. 2 out of 2….
OutoftheBluex |
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By *inkShyWoman 7 days ago
near Windsor |
"Ummm I landed on a woman in here… not sure she wants to copulate with me though. Feels like a last two people on a desert island situation.
I am game though, she is attractive! "
I love a desert island situation. Will there be rum also? 🏝 |
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