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Why can't I touch it?

By *onin25 OP Man 1 week ago

Durham

"Well, it seems so real, I can see it. And it seems so real, I can taste it. And it seems so real, I can feel it. And it seems so real, I can hear it. So why can't I touch it?"

Seriously, why can't the poster below touch it? Or can they?

The poster below can't touch it because I'm currently cosplaying as MC Hammer.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 1 week ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Buzzcocks - thou hath fine taste Ronin good sir 😃😃👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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By *ensuallover1000Man 1 week ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh and the person below can’t touch it as it might burst forth pus all over them….

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 1 week ago

North West

Because if they do they’ll set off an elaborate series of Indiana Jones style traps

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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago

Scotland

It's got teeth.

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By *tannersMan 1 week ago

stanley

It’s alarmed and the Spanish Inquisition will nab them if they do

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By *onin25 OP Man 1 week ago

Durham

"It’s alarmed and the Spanish Inquisition will nab them if they do "

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Because I've covered it in deep heat

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

It'll give you an electric shock

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By *utoftheBluexWoman 1 week ago

Bot Farm

Because Im burning 🔥

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By *ig_eric_tionMan 1 week ago

IPSWICH

Because its twice as far away as their arm is long.

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By *orphia2003Woman 1 week ago

Tonypandy.

It's poison.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

It'll bite you

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By *vmarisaTV/TS 1 week ago

Motherwell

It's in a dimension far far away from our own. Mx 👿

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

It's out of order

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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago

Scotland

They can try.

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By *onin25 OP Man 1 week ago

Durham

The person below can touch it, but only if they say please and their hands are either really cold or really hot.

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