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By *ANiCURE OP   TV/TS 6 days ago

Winchester

There is that one employee who is ....?

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By *hickthighs26Woman 6 days ago

funky town

A cunt

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By *heExcommMan 6 days ago

llantrisant

Acts as a motion light

- Only works when someone is near by

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By *actile TensionMan 6 days ago

Sussex

Truly inspirational

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By *rchie300Man 6 days ago

Hamworthy


"A cunt "
never a truer word said …. Just so happens in my line of work …… it’s me TT26 ❤️

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By *utoftheBluexWoman 6 days ago

Bot Farm

A mid-level manager who is a bootlicker with the bosses but abusive with the employees. I hate that guy

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 6 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Someone who always arrives back late from lunch

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By *avexxMan 6 days ago

cheshire

shit stirring snitching fucker, always a dick of a manager,, so glad ive retired

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By *heJam84Man 6 days ago

Manchester

a lazy fucker

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 6 days ago

London

Not actually working and still getting paid, somehow. Looks busy but isn't.

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By *actile TensionMan 6 days ago

Sussex

A Favourite that gets special treatment

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By *issmorganWoman 6 days ago

Calderdale innit

A snitch

The one that can do no wrong.

The arse kisser.

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By *edR1dingHoodWoman 6 days ago

Cumbria


"A Favourite that gets special treatment "

That's me, I'm the Princess 😂

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By *heExcommMan 6 days ago

llantrisant

A person who always does more than they are being paid for whilst others do less, yet still get paid the same money

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By *irthandgirthMan 6 days ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

1. A genuine agent of chaos who is inexplicably loved my senior management, but hated by everyone else who has to clear up after them.

2. An absolute thruster aiming for promotion (who is also a trampler of those around and beneath them)

3. A manager who thinks everyone likes and respects them (but this is delusion)

4. The 'non-finisher' of every project where someone has to save them.

5. Someone with a 'damsel in distress' complex who needs saving from the nasty work and deadlines.

6. That one guy who always mysterious gets ill whenever they are pulled up on anything.

7. The political beast who isn't as subtle as they think they are.

8. The quiet old timer who knows everything, and makes sure everything is done before anyone even knows its supposed to happen. Doesn't realise that other people may need to know it. The world will collapse when they retire.

9. The knowledge squirrel. They think knowledge is power so they can fix everything when they come back from leave and make themselves look good. They do not realise they are just a single point of failure.

10. The manager who will herald an employee as great when they have made them work 3 roles, and cant take their leave. (This is actually shit management - that person is going to burn out/leave)

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By *actile TensionMan 6 days ago

Sussex


"A Favourite that gets special treatment

That's me, I'm the Princess 😂"

It's me too but 🤫 I like perks

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By *andadbodMan 6 days ago

Liverpool


"A cunt "

more than one in our place 👍🏻🙄

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By *hunkymonkey81Man 6 days ago

Sheffield

Hot as fuck

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By *wcoMan 6 days ago

West Midlands


"There is that one employee who is ....?"

part of the furniture, stuck in their ways and better off somewhere else.

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By *aven RedWoman 6 days ago

Liverpool x

Is a kitkat, always on a break x 😂

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By *ANiCURE OP   TV/TS 6 days ago

Winchester


"Acts as a motion light

- Only works when someone is near by "

😆

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 6 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

A lazy fucker

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By *cott45hullMan 6 days ago

Hull

A tampon, only any use 1 week in 4

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By *inkShyWoman 6 days ago

near Windsor

An absolute brown nosing jobs worth tattle tail arrogant thick as dog shit teachers pet of a cunt

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By *ANiCURE OP   TV/TS 6 days ago

Winchester


"An absolute brown nosing jobs worth tattle tail arrogant thick as dog shit teachers pet of a cunt"

😆❤️

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By *illybeachboyMan 6 days ago

Guernsey

A wokey bitch.

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By *onin25Man 6 days ago

Durham

Always away from their desk despite their whole job requiring them to be at their desk.

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By *ools and the brainCouple 6 days ago

couple, us we him her.

Who thinks the sun shines out of their own ass.

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By *ools and the brainCouple 6 days ago

couple, us we him her.

A work pervert.

No,not like that.

Someone who is obsessed with work, working every minute possible comes to work with the worst illness and still works, does all the overtime sucks up to management and doesn't understand why everyone else isn't the same.

They usually take themselves very seriously and have zero sense of humour.

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By *YDB75Man 6 days ago

East Yorks/ Castle Donnington

A brown nose tit sucking fanny fingering wanker!!

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman 6 days ago

Birmingham

Has 'childcare' issues that never existed before covid.

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By *octor ProdMan 6 days ago

Constantly Travelling With Work

That is next to useless but somehow gets away with it

That knows all the gossip

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