Penis size disparity is to blame for most of the world's problems throughout history.
Is there really a need for such dramatic differences? I think if everyone was more or less the same size, there would be fewer wars.
Also, it's 2026. We're going to fucking Mars. Why can't I fly to Turkey and spend a couple of grand on making my cock monsterous?!
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You could try and see if there's any surgery that would help you achieve the monstrous look you appear to be after.
As for history, no. Most of the problems have been about land, resources, religion, nation building, conquering and wealth. Empires rise and fall. |
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"You could try and see if there's any surgery that would help you achieve the monstrous look you appear to be after.
As for history, no. Most of the problems have been about land, resources, religion, nation building, conquering and wealth. Empires rise and fall. "
People give their dicks some funny names don’t they? Having a wank? No no I’m just ..empire building. |
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"You could try and see if there's any surgery that would help you achieve the monstrous look you appear to be after.
As for history, no. Most of the problems have been about land, resources, religion, nation building, conquering and wealth. Empires rise and fall.
People give their dicks some funny names don’t they? Having a wank? No no I’m just ..empire building."
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"You could try and see if there's any surgery that would help you achieve the monstrous look you appear to be after.
As for history, no. Most of the problems have been about land, resources, religion, nation building, conquering and wealth. Empires rise and fall.
People give their dicks some funny names don’t they? Having a wank? No no I’m just ..empire building."
The South will rise again!
Or
King in the North! |
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"The problem is that, if you get a massive cock in Turkey, then we _all_ have to go to Turkey. It’s an arms race. Well…a cock race…but you know what I mean."
If this was a thing there probably would be some lads who would do it. I think body insecurities are more common these days. Surgery is really risky though. |
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"You could try and see if there's any surgery that would help you achieve the monstrous look you appear to be after.
As for history, no. Most of the problems have been about land, resources, religion, nation building, conquering and wealth. Empires rise and fall.
People give their dicks some funny names don’t they? Having a wank? No no I’m just ..empire building.
The South will rise again!
Or
King in the North!"
I’m now imagining someone saying ‘rise’ to their penis in the voice of Darth Sidious. |
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"Penis size disparity is to blame for most of the world's problems throughout history."
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I don't think the colonisation of India had anything to do with penis sizes. It was more about the British cocks and bellends who stripped it bare. |
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"You could try and see if there's any surgery that would help you achieve the monstrous look you appear to be after.
As for history, no. Most of the problems have been about land, resources, religion, nation building, conquering and wealth. Empires rise and fall.
People give their dicks some funny names don’t they? Having a wank? No no I’m just ..empire building.
The South will rise again!
Or
King in the North!
I’m now imagining someone saying ‘rise’ to their penis in the voice of Darth Sidious. "
I was thinking of The Dark Knight Rises and the cult that does the chanting.
Dish dish dashara dashara!
What does it mean?
Rise.
Although that would be a lot of pressure having a bunch of blokes chanting rise to your cock. Performing in front of an audience can be daunting. |
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If you want a bigger peen, go get one. Geopolitical issues might not make it easy to travel. Maybe go to the doctor express concerns of body dismopha and get it done somewhere you can actually get it done. |
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"Penis size disparity is to blame for most of the world's problems throughout history.
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If men feel the need to inflict war, crime, disruption, and (a bunch of stuff I can't say on Fab) because of penis envy, I suggest they get therapy. |
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"Penis size disparity is to blame for most of the world's problems throughout history.
If men feel the need to inflict war, crime, disruption, and (a bunch of stuff I can't say on Fab) because of penis envy, I suggest they get therapy."
Plenty of women in leadership involved in those things too. Therapy is a good shout though, for everyone. |
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"If you want a bigger peen, go get one. Geopolitical issues might not make it easy to travel. Maybe go to the doctor express concerns of body dismopha and get it done somewhere you can actually get it done."
Doctor, this isn't my penis. I was born with the wrong one. My real penis is 12 inches long and 8 inches thick. Can you help me get my real penis? I don't know what I'll do to myself if I don't get it. Help me. |
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Margaret Atwood did say "Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
Are men wanting a big dick for themselves, to compare to other men in front of other men, or to impress women?
Do women fear the bigger D?
I'm not okay with a weapon sized D being anywhere near my delicate parts. |
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"Margaret Atwood did say "Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
Are men wanting a big dick for themselves, to compare to other men in front of other men, or to impress women?
Do women fear the bigger D?
I'm not okay with a weapon sized D being anywhere near my delicate parts."
Porn and social media has created this weird penis obsession, in my opinion. I'm sure there are other factors too but those seem to be the most prominent. I do think there's an element of impressing women and being enough.
Some people want massive ones, some don't. Comparison is the thief of joy. I guess it applies to penises too. |
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Also, it's 2026. We're going to fucking Mars. Why can't I fly to Turkey and spend a couple of grand on making my cock monsterous?!
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You can though
Fat injections
Lengthening surgery
Dermal fillers
Silicone implants
Subdermal implants
Public liposuction
You wanna drop a few grand to make a monstrous little fella you absolutely can
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"I think it's fair to say Hitler had a small cock
Historical evidence does support your hypothesis, but there's no conclusive proof. "
He only had one ball though (according to the popular song anyway) |
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"I think it's fair to say Hitler had a small cock
Historical evidence does support your hypothesis, but there's no conclusive proof.
He only had one ball though (according to the popular song anyway) "
There is actually evidence that one of his balls hadn't descended, I'm assuming that's how the song started. So the Albert Hall was some kind of metaphor for Hitler's groin. |
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And the only other historical penis knowledge I have is that Lyndon B Johnson was packing a monster dick, as was Rasputin, the latter's was amputated and the sight of it was said to magically cure impotence. |
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