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Do men who eat cheese, like women with painted toenails ?
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"Love cheese. Indifferent about toenails
You can love a toe nail or hate a toe nail and it won't be bothered! But indifference is just crushing."
Id be greatful of the effort but prefer thigh high socks or stockings. I don't like feet. My interest stops at the ankles. |
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"Posts like this cringeworthy desperation shit
Is the reason i very rarely come on forums
FFS get a grip"
Just people talking, having a laugh sorry Mr serious make your own thread if you are not happy with the content. Stop self projecting also why you mad bro. |
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"Posts like this cringeworthy desperation shit
Is the reason i very rarely come on forums
FFS get a grip
Just people talking, having a laugh sorry Mr serious make your own thread if you are not happy with the content. Stop self projecting also why you mad bro."
o knew exactly whoml posted this
He's getting quite the name for
himself |
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"Posts like this cringeworthy desperation shit
Is the reason i very rarely come on forums
FFS get a grip"
It's clear you've never seen any posts by Granny Crumpet before...and likely don't get sarcasm.  |
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I carried out an in-depth survey and found that 100% of men who eat cheese also liked women with painted toenails. However, I couldn't find any similar correlation between vegan cheese substitute lovers and such women. Admittedly I had a small sample size, but it's a gouda result. |
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"Posts like this cringeworthy desperation shit
Is the reason i very rarely come on forums
FFS get a grip
I really do enjoy irony.
Is there anyway you are able to reduce 'rarely'
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Posting on each of the last 4 days is rarely surely 😁 |
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"Cheeseater (x) ⇏ like paintedtoenails(x)
Does that answer it?"
I had to put my tea down to reply! It says nothing but looks so super duper!
Can't decide if that's a hot cross bun or muse bending over. |
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By *ino200Man 4 days ago
Bournemouth,london and Sienna |
"Someone here must knowNo
I can see your cheese ring ...... angels don't flash their cheesy rings"
lol i dont eat cheese anymore its been liknked to alzheimers now nob cheese is a totally different kettle of smell? |
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I love cheese, also love women. Women with painted toe nails? whilst nice as part of the overall package, honestly I probably wouldn't even notice if her toe nails are painted or not.
I'd be busy looking at her hair, face tits, legs, bum. 🤷🏽♂️ |
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"I carried out an in-depth survey and found that 100% of men who eat cheese also liked women with painted toenails. However, I couldn't find any similar correlation between vegan cheese substitute lovers and such women. Admittedly I had a small sample size, but it's a gouda result."
You succeeded in finding a lover of vegan cheese substitute? Bravo and congratulations! You are the first person in the world to have done so. I applaud you 👏🏻👏🏻 |
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On your next meet paint your toenails, wear open toed heels and offer him some cheese.
If he makes a dash for the door it’s a big fat No.
If he eats the cheese then mounts your with your legs over his shoulders….slowly fucks you while staring lovingly at your toes, it’s probably a yes x |
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"I am not a man and I prefer unpainted toe nails. I like cheese but not blue or goat. I hope this helps with your survey GC. "
Yes , Thank you Sally. I have now put you on the 'not a man' list ( well I pencilled you in - it can always be changed in the event...) y know. |
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Thinking of your sack a lot these days. Could you rummage around it there a while and find for me a ....... |
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cheese is the devil and toes should be wiggly piggies
