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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 5 days ago
In a galaxy far far away |
You do the shake n vac and put the freshness back. |
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DR Pepper so misunderstood |
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 days ago
Ankh-Morpork |
You know when you’ve been Tango’d |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 days ago
pink panther territory |
Loreal,your worth it |
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Accrington Stanley, who are they?...Exactly! ✨️ |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 days ago
pink panther territory |
Have you had your weetabix |
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By *oxy4youTV/TS 5 days ago
Shoreham by sea |
Flakiest , crumbliest chocolate |
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And all because the lady loves Milk Tray. |
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Gillette the best a man can get |
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All because, the lady loves Milk Tray. |
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Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face |
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Um Bongo they drink it on the congo |
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By *zeroMan 5 days ago
Glasgow |
You buy one you get one free
I said you buy one you get one free! |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 5 days ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Trust me, it's free fitting! |
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Take it easy with Cadbury's Caramel ✨️ |
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By *hortieWoman 5 days ago
Northampton |
Ariston.. and on.. and on... |
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Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet |
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By *hortieWoman 5 days ago
Northampton |
*click... Ahhhhhhhh.*
Guess the commercial  |
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Let your fingers do the walking. |
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The Esso sign means happy motoring  |
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The red car and the blue car had a race ✨️ |
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By *hortieWoman 5 days ago
Northampton |
Always remember the green cross code |
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By *hortieWoman 5 days ago
Northampton |
I often wonder what the lad is doing now, who was in the 'Don't fly kites near power lines, you bellend'.
Bzzzztttt |
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You ate my noodle! (I will be surprised if people know that)
I’m wasting away
Daddy or chips |
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I'd climb a mountain for a bag of Tudor Crisps6 |
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Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?
You need butter milk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw |
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Washing machines live longer with Calgon! |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 5 days ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Only smarties have the answer |
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Peperami, it's a bit of an animal |
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I’m a secret lemonade drinker. |
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Sally O Brien and the way she might look at you |
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The slag of all snacks |
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Tick followed tock followed tick followed tock |
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Made from triangular chocolate
From triangular trees
And triangular honey
From triangular bees
And oh! Mr Confectioner, please
Give me Toblerone.
You got an -ology
Texan. Sure is a mighty chew!
I'm a secret lemonade drinker.
1001 cleans a big, big carpet
For less than half a crown.
Beer at home means Davenports. |
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By *aked beachMan 5 days ago
Just A Stranger In A Strange Land. |
That’s ’andy ‘Arry, stick it in the oven |
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There's a moose loose about this house |
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Everyone's a fruit and nut case. |
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The milkybar kid is strong and tough, And only the best is good enough, Creamy milk a whiter bar, The good taste that's in milkybar. |
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'Have you a book entitled Fly Fishing by an author named ‘J. R. Hartley?' - Yellow Pages.
Cadbury Caramel....dat was some sexy wabbit jus sayin. |
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"DR Pepper so misunderstood "
What's the worst that could happen?
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By *inkShyWoman 5 days ago
near Windsor |
Skittles.... taste the rainbow  |
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I bet he drinks Carling Black Label |
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Will it be chips or jacket spuds?
Will it be salad or frozen peas? |
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Tampax.. you've got to get it up there girls! |
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I'm red, I'm tizerhead, I'm fizzy, fizzy, fizzy and I'm off my head |
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By *inkShyWoman 5 days ago
near Windsor |
"Tampax.. you've got to get it up there girls!"
Oh god 🤣🤣🤣 |
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Whoa bodyform, bodyform for you |
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By *inkShyWoman 5 days ago
near Windsor |
"I just had my first judder" |
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Tell them about the honey mummy. |
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Smooth on the outside, crunchy on the inside. Armadillos |
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Darling cheesehead I was yards too greasy
OHHHH OHHHH me ears are alight |
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By *cotkiwiMan 5 days ago
Sutton Coldfield |
I haven’t finished my Texan bar yet |
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Tick follows tock, follows tick follows tock. |
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Pepperami.. It's a bit of an animal! |
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"Pepperami.. It's a bit of an animal!"
(Who knows which bit) 🤷 |
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Ohh can’t you just smell those Italian wines, suffused with herbs and spices from four continents.’ |
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Knorr, they've got the know how |
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"I bet he drinks Carling Black Label" |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 5 days ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Full moon, half moon, total eclipse |
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"Accrington Stanley, who are they?...Exactly! ✨️"
You called? 😂😂 |
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If you see Sid tell him
The appliance of science
Hello tosh got a Toshiba?
Made in Scotland from girders
An finger of fudge is just enough |
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It does exactly what it says on the tin |
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Chocadooby
https://youtu.be/y72Bz8nJVFo?si=iVXuDckmy-EQVC6Y |
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A million house wives every day
Pick up a can of beans and say
Beans means heinz |
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Just one Cornetto, give it to me |
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The title brought back memories of
0 800 00 1066 😂😂😂 |
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Does anyone remember, “One day Thomas” |
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Punjab airways..
Phillious fog crisps in the 90s |
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By *awty_TwoCouple 5 days ago
near Ashford, kent |
Mates that won’t split on you…. |
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Probably the best lager in the world |
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Have it!
Bye bye Vladivostok hello Tyne and Wear, Russia, nice place shame about the beer.
Giz a squatch of ya fanny
Wafflely versatile
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The red car and the blue car had a race
You can’t get quicker than a kwikfit fitter
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It looks good, it tastes good, and by golly it does you good. |
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By *opinovMan 5 days ago
Cumbria and Galloway |
"Clunk click every trip!" |
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All because the lady loves milk tray.. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
It's not inside, it's onnnnnnn top!
(Okay, famous in South Africa, lol) |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Lunch Bar. The much more munch bar.
[SA] |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 days ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
But kid, you aren't ready for it yet!
[SA] |
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By *l_xxxMan 4 days ago
South leeds |
This is the age of the train.... oh maybe not
Clunk click every trip.... oh dear change the channel
G'day this is the stylophone...
They had some dodgy characters on the adverts in the 70s. |
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By *hief ScoutMan 4 days ago
Middx/Herts borders-ish or thereabouts ! |
"Dad, do you know the piano's on my foot ?"
"You hum it son, I'll play it".
"I wish they all could be Caledonian girls".
"I was laughin' all the way to the Leeds".
"If you see Sid, tell him....."
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By *andM36Couple 4 days ago
Gravesend |
A mars a day helps you work, rest and play
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
The milky bars are on me
What has a hazelnut in every bite
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One doesn't say cock (Cockburns Port).
No prizes for guessing what, "Reaches the parts that others cannot reach." |
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"A mars a day helps you work, rest and play
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
The milky bars are on me
What has a hazelnut in every bite
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everyone knows what has got a hazelnut in every bite, a squirrels poo. |
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Were you truly wafted here from paradise?
Nah, Luton Airport |
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You can't get quicker, than a kwick fit fitter.
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club
Gillette the best a man can get |
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They're crispy on the outside, chewy on the inside....
(Mr soft - Trebors) |
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Armadillos, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside |
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By *uin80Man 4 days ago
Fareham |
The red car and the blue car had a race |
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National lottery “ it could be you “
Actually maybe I’ll use it as my Profile header  |
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Then they peel them with their metal knives
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Id rather have a bowl of coco pops |
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I want to be a tree, I wanna be John Barnes
Bread wi nowt taken out
Trio Triiiiiio, Cadbury makes them and they cover them in chocolate
All because the lady loves….
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 4 days ago
In a galaxy far far away |
The man from Del Monte says yes |
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It's good to talk! - Bob Hoskins and BT |
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I’m a secret lemonade drinker…R Whites |
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Lots of repeats so far.
I guess that's how catch phrases gain ground.. |
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Denim: for the man who doesn’t have to try too hard
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Meow Meow Meow etc etc one with the cat is fun! |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 4 days ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Snickers, get some nuts!  |
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By *l_xxxMan 4 days ago
South leeds |
How do do it all do it?
Bring on the trumpets!! |
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""I bet he drinks Carling Black Label" "
“Nah, he doesn’t wash his underpants” |
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Did you guys come with Lunn Poly? You could have saved yourselves a hundred pounds |
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By *ild_oatsMan 4 days ago
the land of saints & sinners |
Double Diamond works wonders, so drink some today. |
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The futures bright, the futures orange |
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Cheswood mushrooms. ;there magic: |
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By *andM36Couple 4 days ago
Gravesend |
Holidays are coming
Diet Coke break
Um-bongo, um-bongo, you drink it in the jungle |
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Calm down, dear. It's a commercial |
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It fits in all the right places
Vedal super mop |
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Billboard rather than TV, a middle eastern lady, smoking, lying between a couple of sand dunes with the caption "Nothing satisfies me like a Camel" |
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We are the lads from country life and you've never put a better bit of butter on your knife |
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The man from Del Monte, he says yes! |
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"Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?
You need butter milk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw"
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I bet he drinks carling black label.
I actually said this when I was a kid. I was on a bus and saw a man holding a bloody huge snake in the street, I turned to my mum and said "I bet he drinks carling black label" the whole top deck erupted in laughter and I was so embarrassed.
Mrs x |
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By 'eck, you smell gorgeous tonight, petal |
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""I bet he drinks Carling Black Label"
“Nah, he doesn’t wash his underpants”"
😂 The Mary Whitehouse Experience 👍🏼
"If you want great lager, then follow the bear."
Hofmeister (Bavarian beer). |
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"Sally O Brien and the way she might look at you"
Oh the money is good and the suntan is free. You could fry an egg on the stones here - if you had an egg...
And you could certainly sink a pint of Harp! |
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By *l_xxxMan 4 days ago
South leeds |
Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet |
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""I bet he drinks Carling Black Label"
“Nah, he doesn’t wash his underpants”
😂 The Mary Whitehouse Experience 👍🏼"
No it was a specific Carling advert.
Basically the Levi’s 501 ad with Nick Kamen stone washing his jeans, stripping to his boxers in a launderette.
Followed by two guys ( naked apart from a strategic newspaper) having the exchange above.
Carling - terrible beer, great adverts
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""I bet he drinks Carling Black Label"
“Nah, he doesn’t wash his underpants”
😂 The Mary Whitehouse Experience 👍🏼
No it was a specific Carling advert.
Basically the Levi’s 501 ad with Nick Kamen stone washing his jeans, stripping to his boxers in a launderette.
Followed by two guys ( naked apart from a strategic newspaper) having the exchange above.
Carling - terrible beer, great adverts
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Accrington Stanley, who are they? |
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By *ild_oatsMan 4 days ago
the land of saints & sinners |
The water in Majorca don’t taste like what it oughta |
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I like the ad for Fab Swingers which says
"How about reading the previous posts?"
(Is 'Accrington Stanley' a single bloke or a couple with a fictitious wife?) |
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By *ild_oatsMan 4 days ago
the land of saints & sinners |
A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew… |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 4 days ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"I like the ad for Fab Swingers which says
"How about reading the previous posts?"
(Is 'Accrington Stanley' a single bloke or a couple with a fictitious wife?)"
It's ironic that this is now your 2nd post complaining about repeat answers |
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"No mention of Juan sheet? "
Juan sheet is plenty 😂
I forgot about that one. |
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"So it's on the line?"
"Online, Dad, online." |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 4 days ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Exceedingly good cakes  |
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