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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge

Thread for people who don't enjoy going to the gym. You can do activities that don't involve the gym. Personally I get bored . If I'm going to be active I'd rather get buff doing something I enjoy.

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By *hickthighs26Woman 8 hours ago

funky town

I cant stand the gym. I would much rather go hiking or swimming. I do do a bit of weights at home though.

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"I cant stand the gym. I would much rather go hiking or swimming. I do do a bit of weights at home though."

Id do calisthenics but I loft alot of heavy metal at work. Surfing, and rock climbing for me.

Generally don't work out as I have a fast metabolism. Find it abit vane.

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By *ad NannaWoman 8 hours ago

East London

I'd rather ride a nice penis.

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"I'd rather ride a nice penis."

Squat on it.

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By *Effy-Woman 8 hours ago

Scotland

It's not that i don't enjoy it, i lack the motivation because I have no idea what I'm doing. Stepping into a gym full of people who know how everything works and they have their little routines is daunting.

I secretly do like being a couch potato though!

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By *YDB75Man 8 hours ago

East Yorks/ Castle Donnington

I go on a friday every other week. Cost em about £7 and its the best 45 mins of the week.

Jim runs the best chippy in the the city and it the only one that interests me

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"I go on a friday every other week. Cost em about £7 and its the best 45 mins of the week.

Jim runs the best chippy in the the city and it the only one that interests me "

Remember when a large portion of chips was 99p 🥲

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 8 hours ago

London


"It's not that i don't enjoy it, i lack the motivation because I have no idea what I'm doing. Stepping into a gym full of people who know how everything works and they have their little routines is daunting.

I secretly do like being a couch potato though! "

Plenty of people who don't know what they are doing in gyms. Some people like to pretend they know what they are doing.

Find a routine online (YouTube, Tiktok etc) and copy it in the gym.

Or if you have the money, invest in a personal trainer for 6 months. You'll learn everything you need to and build a solid foundation.

Or go with a friend who's been in a gym for a while.

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"It's not that i don't enjoy it, i lack the motivation because I have no idea what I'm doing. Stepping into a gym full of people who know how everything works and they have their little routines is daunting.

I secretly do like being a couch potato though!

Plenty of people who don't know what they are doing in gyms. Some people like to pretend they know what they are doing.

Find a routine online (YouTube, Tiktok etc) and copy it in the gym.

Or if you have the money, invest in a personal trainer for 6 months. You'll learn everything you need to and build a solid foundation.

Or go with a friend who's been in a gym for a while."

Just do it at home. Fuck paying. There's enough YouTube and other source videos. If you need equipment it's cheap enough.

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"It's not that i don't enjoy it, i lack the motivation because I have no idea what I'm doing. Stepping into a gym full of people who know how everything works and they have their little routines is daunting.

I secretly do like being a couch potato though!

Plenty of people who don't know what they are doing in gyms. Some people like to pretend they know what they are doing.

Find a routine online (YouTube, Tiktok etc) and copy it in the gym.

Or if you have the money, invest in a personal trainer for 6 months. You'll learn everything you need to and build a solid foundation.

Or go with a friend who's been in a gym for a while.

Just do it at home. Fuck paying. There's enough YouTube and other source videos. If you need equipment it's cheap enough."

I subsequently pay for YouTube premium to avoid adverts. I just don't like the gym. Like why drive to the gym when you can go for a walk.

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By *ockdownlickdownMan 8 hours ago

paisley

Happy to help......

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"Happy to help......"

I can manage my vegetation process thanks.

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By *ou only live onceMan 8 hours ago

London

I love my sofa. And the gym. You can have both!

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"I love my sofa. And the gym. You can have both!"

Not allowed. Lift the sofa if you love it so much.

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By *Effy-Woman 8 hours ago

Scotland


"It's not that i don't enjoy it, i lack the motivation because I have no idea what I'm doing. Stepping into a gym full of people who know how everything works and they have their little routines is daunting.

I secretly do like being a couch potato though!

Plenty of people who don't know what they are doing in gyms. Some people like to pretend they know what they are doing.

Find a routine online (YouTube, Tiktok etc) and copy it in the gym.

Or if you have the money, invest in a personal trainer for 6 months. You'll learn everything you need to and build a solid foundation.

Or go with a friend who's been in a gym for a while.

Just do it at home. Fuck paying. There's enough YouTube and other source videos. If you need equipment it's cheap enough."

I could never be one of those people who work out at home. When I'm in the house I'm in full couch potato mode.

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By *YDB75Man 8 hours ago

East Yorks/ Castle Donnington


"I go on a friday every other week. Cost em about £7 and its the best 45 mins of the week.

Jim runs the best chippy in the the city and it the only one that interests me

Remember when a large portion of chips was 99p 🥲"

Ha ha ha “ Large portion “

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"It's not that i don't enjoy it, i lack the motivation because I have no idea what I'm doing. Stepping into a gym full of people who know how everything works and they have their little routines is daunting.

I secretly do like being a couch potato though!

Plenty of people who don't know what they are doing in gyms. Some people like to pretend they know what they are doing.

Find a routine online (YouTube, Tiktok etc) and copy it in the gym.

Or if you have the money, invest in a personal trainer for 6 months. You'll learn everything you need to and build a solid foundation.

Or go with a friend who's been in a gym for a while.

Just do it at home. Fuck paying. There's enough YouTube and other source videos. If you need equipment it's cheap enough.

I could never be one of those people who work out at home. When I'm in the house I'm in full couch potato mode. "

🥵

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"I go on a friday every other week. Cost em about £7 and its the best 45 mins of the week.

Jim runs the best chippy in the the city and it the only one that interests me

Remember when a large portion of chips was 99p 🥲

Ha ha ha “ Large portion “ "

Battered sausage , heh

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By *reya73Woman 8 hours ago

Whitley Bay

I wish I enjoyed sofa time ! I only enjoy it if I'm with my daughter watching a movie or messing about..or with a lover having quality conversations, maybe a friend catching up. Otherwise you will rarely find me lounging around on the couch. I'm a doer, out and about and prefer bed with a book to couch.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 8 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I work out at home, Calisthenics and resistance bands mainly.

Oh….and vigorous masturbation for the forearms 💪🏻💪🏻😜

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By *Effy-Woman 8 hours ago

Scotland

Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"I wish I enjoyed sofa time ! I only enjoy it if I'm with my daughter watching a movie or messing about..or with a lover having quality conversations, maybe a friend catching up. Otherwise you will rarely find me lounging around on the couch. I'm a doer, out and about and prefer bed with a book to couch.

"

I have a bunch of hobbies like making music, art/design, gaming etc for rainy days.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 8 hours ago

London


"I work out at home, Calisthenics and resistance bands mainly.

Oh….and vigorous masturbation for the forearms 💪🏻💪🏻😜"

You remind me of Quagmire 😂

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 8 hours ago

London


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout? "

Yes.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 8 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I work out at home, Calisthenics and resistance bands mainly.

Oh….and vigorous masturbation for the forearms 💪🏻💪🏻😜

You remind me of Quagmire 😂"

😂😂😂 I think they based his character on me 😜

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"I work out at home, Calisthenics and resistance bands mainly.

Oh….and vigorous masturbation for the forearms 💪🏻💪🏻😜"

Have you ever tried combining your past times? 🤔

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By *Effy-Woman 8 hours ago

Scotland


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes."

I'm nailing it then 💪

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By *ou only live onceMan 8 hours ago

London


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes.

I'm nailing it then 💪"

I reckon I do my 10,000 steps easily to the kitchen and back! 🤣

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes.

I'm nailing it then 💪

I reckon I do my 10,000 steps easily to the kitchen and back! 🤣"

Same my kitchen is two floors down right now.

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By *Effy-Woman 8 hours ago

Scotland


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes.

I'm nailing it then 💪

I reckon I do my 10,000 steps easily to the kitchen and back! 🤣"

We need some proper hobbies!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 8 hours ago

London


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes.

I'm nailing it then 💪

I reckon I do my 10,000 steps easily to the kitchen and back! 🤣

Same my kitchen is two floors down right now."

Every day is leg day 💪🏾😜

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 8 hours ago

London


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes.

I'm nailing it then 💪

I reckon I do my 10,000 steps easily to the kitchen and back! 🤣

We need some proper hobbies! "

Kitchening is a hobby.

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By *ou only live onceMan 8 hours ago

London


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes.

I'm nailing it then 💪

I reckon I do my 10,000 steps easily to the kitchen and back! 🤣

We need some proper hobbies! "

Hey, snacks are my hobby!

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By *mf123Man 8 hours ago

with one foot out the door

Cant do it anymore my muscles tear to easy now its too painful im constantly straining my left moob

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes.

I'm nailing it then 💪

I reckon I do my 10,000 steps easily to the kitchen and back! 🤣

We need some proper hobbies! "

Ranking biscuits by structural integrity a hobbie.

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By *Effy-Woman 8 hours ago

Scotland


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes.

I'm nailing it then 💪

I reckon I do my 10,000 steps easily to the kitchen and back! 🤣

We need some proper hobbies!

Hey, snacks are my hobby!"

We should incorporate some vigorous sex into it to burn some calories and allow room for more snacks!

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By *ensuallover1000Man 8 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I work out at home, Calisthenics and resistance bands mainly.

Oh….and vigorous masturbation for the forearms 💪🏻💪🏻😜

Have you ever tried combining your past times? 🤔"

A one arm pull up whilst tugging away on my Southerly regions with my free arm - it’s hardcore stuff 👍🏻💪🏻💪🏻😜

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"I work out at home, Calisthenics and resistance bands mainly.

Oh….and vigorous masturbation for the forearms 💪🏻💪🏻😜

Have you ever tried combining your past times? 🤔

A one arm pull up whilst tugging away on my Southerly regions with my free arm - it’s hardcore stuff 👍🏻💪🏻💪🏻😜"

Would take some skill I was thinking maybe start with the resistance bands and the faps.

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By *nefc69Man 8 hours ago

preston


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes.

I'm nailing it then 💪

I reckon I do my 10,000 steps easily to the kitchen and back! 🤣

We need some proper hobbies!

Hey, snacks are my hobby!

We should incorporate some vigorous sex into it to burn some calories and allow room for more snacks! "

What if the snack cupboard was in someone else’s house and you took it back to the bedroom? 😉

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 8 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes.

I'm nailing it then 💪

I reckon I do my 10,000 steps easily to the kitchen and back! 🤣

We need some proper hobbies!

Hey, snacks are my hobby!

We should incorporate some vigorous sex into it to burn some calories and allow room for more snacks! "

I've been trying to get my partner to get on board with tantix sex that involves lifting and works around calisthenics

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By *Effy-Woman 8 hours ago

Scotland


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes.

I'm nailing it then 💪

I reckon I do my 10,000 steps easily to the kitchen and back! 🤣

We need some proper hobbies!

Hey, snacks are my hobby!

We should incorporate some vigorous sex into it to burn some calories and allow room for more snacks!

What if the snack cupboard was in someone else’s house and you took it back to the bedroom? 😉"

My mum said I'm not allowed to accept snacks from strangers.

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By *reya73Woman 7 hours ago

Whitley Bay


"I wish I enjoyed sofa time ! I only enjoy it if I'm with my daughter watching a movie or messing about..or with a lover having quality conversations, maybe a friend catching up. Otherwise you will rarely find me lounging around on the couch. I'm a doer, out and about and prefer bed with a book to couch.

I have a bunch of hobbies like making music, art/design, gaming etc for rainy days."

Aha yeah .. I play my guitar on the couch. It's not very couch potato though is it?

My image of couch potato is vegging doing nothing or watching TV.

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By *nefc69Man 7 hours ago

preston


"Does walking to the snack cupboard and back multiple times count as a workout?

Yes.

I'm nailing it then 💪

I reckon I do my 10,000 steps easily to the kitchen and back! 🤣

We need some proper hobbies!

Hey, snacks are my hobby!

We should incorporate some vigorous sex into it to burn some calories and allow room for more snacks!

What if the snack cupboard was in someone else’s house and you took it back to the bedroom? 😉

My mum said I'm not allowed to accept snacks from strangers."

She’s a wise woman but she probably wasn’t on fab. 🤭

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By *lim_fun OP   Man 7 hours ago

Hebden bridge


"I wish I enjoyed sofa time ! I only enjoy it if I'm with my daughter watching a movie or messing about..or with a lover having quality conversations, maybe a friend catching up. Otherwise you will rarely find me lounging around on the couch. I'm a doer, out and about and prefer bed with a book to couch.

I have a bunch of hobbies like making music, art/design, gaming etc for rainy days.

Aha yeah .. I play my guitar on the couch. It's not very couch potato though is it?

My image of couch potato is vegging doing nothing or watching TV."

I mean I played guitar for like 16 hours one time. Could probably be abit more proactive with the day but I like think I'm alright at playing.

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By *innamon_flameWoman 6 hours ago

london

High St gyms that have Windows everywhere so you can be seen by the public working out!!!!!! My idea of Hell. At least my couch is private.

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By *025IncomingMan 4 hours ago

Co.Antrim

I've never stepped foot in a gym, well not including boxing when I was a kid.

Much prefer to workout at home, have the equipment anyway

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By *carlettsWoman 2 hours ago

Harpenden


"I work out at home, Calisthenics and resistance bands mainly.

Oh….and vigorous masturbation for the forearms 💪🏻💪🏻😜"

Do you swap arms? Or is one much bigger than the other?

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