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Worst thing to happen during the moment?
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"Lube spilt on the club bed, cue slipping all over the place and having to stop because we both couldn't stop giggling 😅"
We had a club meet where the girl we were playing with squirted so much we both slid clean off the beds |
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With my ex I got a really bad back spasm and couldn't move we had to stop. I was very apologetic. It's never happened with anyone before or after....
Also same ex we were staying at a hotel and using a toy he accidentally hit the wrong spot and there was blood everywhere. Had to go to hospital and was In a lot of pain not nice pain either. |
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My shag partner dislocated his knee. Launched me away from him whilst yelling in distress. I had no idea what was going on and was quite distressed. He shoved it back into place and explained all once his pain calmed a little. |
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"My shag partner dislocated his knee. Launched me away from him whilst yelling in distress. I had no idea what was going on and was quite distressed. He shoved it back into place and explained all once his pain calmed a little."
I guess it’s possible that in the immediate moment you thought he’s just had the best orgasm of his life?  |
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My ex wife went to change positions and caught the side of her nose/face on a wooden frame. Ended up with a cracking black eye which got me lots of dirty looks when out together for the next few days |
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I was up in the bedroom with a married lady in her house she had the radio on loud and we was having sex then all of a sudden it went quiet not a sound shit my self thinking her hubby had come in lol turned out to be a power cut thew |
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"Fell off the bed pulling the Venetian blinds down and banged his head on the radiator, another time fell off the then collapsing rocking chair and banged his head on the coffee table. Mx 👿"
more bubble wrap needed |
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I have a funny story. I booked a private bondage dungeon for me and my wife a few years ago for a four hour session.
As my wife was getting ready there was a knock on the door and thinking it would be owner I answered it.
A very large, 60 plus year old man barged his way in with a very young, pretty woman and said "we're here for orgy".
It took me about 20 minutes to convince him that he had gotten the wrong night and that we weren't interested in swapping 🤣 |
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Many years ago. New Year's eve. House party with friends. When everyone was tired we were going to sleep in that place. I was with gf on the bed what was the part of furniture with glass. everything started to make a noise. When I wanted to hold the glass to avoid noise, I hit with my elbow in the wood and made more noise. My friend who was in the same room made noise of silenced laughter what sounded like a pig's grunting. We started to laugh and all atmosphere was burst. My gf and his went to the bathroom. Friend asked: what are you wearing right now? I said neck chain and wrist watch. He replied: "the same". And gfs when they were back, said both of them period started. A bit of disaster almost sex party  |
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Having sex in the shower/bath tub when she climbed into my arms I learnt back against the wall. The walk proceeded to cave in... Turned out there was a leak that had soaked all the plaster board. X |
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I accidentally head butted some poor guys cock in a club once. Made perfect connection.
I never found out who it was as the cock in question was poking through a convenient hole in a private room wall. But I’m sure I could identify him from the unforgettable shriek |
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