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By *Effy-Woman 2 days ago
Scotland |
"No. It's an absolute piss take when I've got to run to the toilet, while trying not to cause any spillages on the way afterwards.
Hand-stands."
I thought that was during? I've been doing it all wrong... |
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"The last five years have been pretty boring really, so I'd choose turning 20 years younger
Spunk can do that?
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Underáge. Spunk cream for her. It will knock years off and you'll get regular visits from the police and vigilantes. Because she's worth it. (Paraphrasing a SNL UK sketch) |
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"No. It's an absolute piss take when I've got to run to the toilet, while trying not to cause any spillages on the way afterwards. "
I dont bother, they wanted to make the mess so much they can clean it up! I dont run anywhere! Espcially not after sex. |
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By *icouple24Couple 5 hours ago
north west and Belfast |
"No. It's an absolute piss take when I've got to run to the toilet, while trying not to cause any spillages on the way afterwards.
I dont bother, they wanted to make the mess so much they can clean it up! I dont run anywhere! Espcially not after sex."
100% and its the most amazing taste any man will have off a woman cream pie, and pee hahha  |
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