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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

It went wrong so he's looking for an escape goat

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By *exy RexyMan 2 weeks ago

Up North

Isn’t this in Gran Canaria?

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away


"Isn’t this in Gran Canaria? "

You've perspexed me with that reply

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman 2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"

You've perspexed me with that reply"

It's a joke in keeping with the thread title... Maspalomas is the name of a tourist resort in Gran Canaria

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away


"

You've perspexed me with that reply

It's a joke in keeping with the thread title... Maspalomas is the name of a tourist resort in Gran Canaria "

I know

I said perspexed instead perplexed

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman 2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"

I know

I said perspexed instead perplexed "

Oh fuck 😆😆😆 that'll learn me to read proper next time

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away


"

I know

I said perspexed instead perplexed

Oh fuck 😆😆😆 that'll learn me to read proper next time "

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By *iver78Man 2 weeks ago

barton upon humber

This thread reminds me of night out with some posh RAF lads oh to be educated lol ,

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By *actile TensionMan 2 weeks ago

Sussex

Can't think of any, I've drawn a plank

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Last night I went to see a flamingo dancer

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By *ellsOMan 2 weeks ago

hull

I can write with both hands. I'm amphibious

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away


"This thread reminds me of night out with some posh RAF lads oh to be educated lol , "

Where was the night out, was it somewhere effluent?

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By *appy_Hot_WifeWoman 2 weeks ago

Near you


"This thread reminds me of night out with some posh RAF lads oh to be educated lol , "

Can you be more pacific?

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By *partharmonyCouple 2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

I remember talking to somebody about choking on something and I said it's important to know the hymen manoeuvre.

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

I need my bathroom doing, does anyone know an inferior decorator?

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By *aomilatteCouple 2 weeks ago

Midlands

Bookmarking this for later on the train, I compute.

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away


"I remember talking to somebody about choking on something and I said it's important to know the hymen manoeuvre. "

It's always good to have more than one string to your elbow

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By *ensuallover1000Man 2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘The world is your lobster’ 👍🏻

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it 💜

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By *YstagMan 2 weeks ago

malton

Give up the goat

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By *parklingeclipseWoman 2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Honey in Eastenders comes out with some crackers at times 😅

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By *ellhungvweMan 2 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I had a fab meet whilst going to France. They left me a ferry.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

These are cracking me up!😂😂

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By *hunderaceMan 2 weeks ago

Dudley

I'm just a terrybill sphella

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By *ellhungvweMan 2 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I just had a really hot vegan pie. It was absolutely bacon.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Hand Gliding

Guide Ropes

Chester Draws

Hilda Ogden and her Muriel

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By *ora the explorerWoman 2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Escape goat

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By *eliWoman 2 weeks ago

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"Escape goat "

Nora... erm. Hey Nora. I think that was possibly already mentioned. By the OP. In the OP.

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By *ora the explorerWoman 2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Escape goat

Nora... erm. Hey Nora. I think that was possibly already mentioned. By the OP. In the OP.

"

Oh 🤣. I really need to read things properly 🤦‍♀️

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By *eliWoman 2 weeks ago

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"Escape goat

Nora... erm. Hey Nora. I think that was possibly already mentioned. By the OP. In the OP.

Oh 🤣. I really need to read things properly 🤦‍♀️"

Thought I'd very subtly and discreetly bring it up. You'll get it next time. 🤗

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By *ou only live onceMan 2 weeks ago

London

I was devastated when my coconut was desecrated.

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By *ora the explorerWoman 2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Escape goat

Nora... erm. Hey Nora. I think that was possibly already mentioned. By the OP. In the OP.

Oh 🤣. I really need to read things properly 🤦‍♀️

Thought I'd very subtly and discreetly bring it up. You'll get it next time. 🤗"

I don’t think anyone noticed it’s all good 😀

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Escape goat

Nora... erm. Hey Nora. I think that was possibly already mentioned. By the OP. In the OP.

Oh 🤣. I really need to read things properly 🤦‍♀️

Thought I'd very subtly and discreetly bring it up. You'll get it next time. 🤗

I don’t think anyone noticed it’s all good 😀"

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By *ou only live onceMan 2 weeks ago

London


"Escape goat

Nora... erm. Hey Nora. I think that was possibly already mentioned. By the OP. In the OP.

Oh 🤣. I really need to read things properly 🤦‍♀️

Thought I'd very subtly and discreetly bring it up. You'll get it next time. 🤗

I don’t think anyone noticed it’s all good 😀"

Play it cool, Trig. Play it cool.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Is this a malapropism or just a spelling mistake a homophone if you like......

I still get the snorts when someone says ' it peeked my interest'

Instead of it 'piqued' ........ It's PIQUED

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By *ora the explorerWoman 2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Escape goat

Nora... erm. Hey Nora. I think that was possibly already mentioned. By the OP. In the OP.

Oh 🤣. I really need to read things properly 🤦‍♀️

Thought I'd very subtly and discreetly bring it up. You'll get it next time. 🤗

I don’t think anyone noticed it’s all good 😀

Play it cool, Trig. Play it cool."

🤣🤣

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By *opinovMan 2 weeks ago

Cumbria and Galloway


"I'm just a terrybill sphella "

I resemble that remark!

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By *ools and the brainCouple 2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I hate it when people put others on a peddle stool.

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

My grandad was a parrot trooper in the war

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

The police should deal heavily with this as a detergent to others

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple 2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My mate bought a house and didn't believe it was connected to the drains system, so put in a sceptic tank.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Central

You just need to be careful, as my Freudian slits can reveal what's in my mind, not to mention what's going on between my legs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

[Removed by poster at 18/06/26 16:48:09]

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

I’m so hungry…. Completely ravished!

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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I had a colleague who hated our boss, she would call him a wolf in cheap clothing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

there was a ....... vast suppository of information..........

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By *rchie300Man 2 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I’ve been to maspolomas …. It was the 90’s though , never knew anything about swinging or fab then …..nudist beach was as far as it went for me …. It’s much more Rock n Roll now by the sounds of it……so what does the thread title mean OP ?

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away


"I’ve been to maspolomas …. It was the 90’s though , never knew anything about swinging or fab then …..nudist beach was as far as it went for me …. It’s much more Rock n Roll now by the sounds of it……so what does the thread title mean OP ? "

A malapropism is when you replace one word with another that sounds similar to make a sentence sound weird or funny

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Earths climate is in danger because of all this global worming

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By *irefly75Man 2 weeks ago

nearby

[Removed by poster at 18/06/26 17:27:04]

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By *irefly75Man 2 weeks ago

nearby

Reminds me of my first bi experience while bumming lifts around Europe

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By *rchie300Man 2 weeks ago

Hamworthy


"I’ve been to maspolomas …. It was the 90’s though , never knew anything about swinging or fab then …..nudist beach was as far as it went for me …. It’s much more Rock n Roll now by the sounds of it……so what does the thread title mean OP ?

A malapropism is when you replace one word with another that sounds similar to make a sentence sound weird or funny"

Thanks OP ….. I feel like I’ve learnt new word …. You could say I’ve been un lightened 😉

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By *icecouple561Couple 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

It all went horribly wrong but that's part of the course.

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By *onin25Man 2 weeks ago

Durham

How many people on here are in non-monotonous relationships?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

We had to change our toaster so it would match our colour theme. It's not half as good as our old one. Better the Breville you know!

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By *he MinionMan 2 weeks ago

Surrey

I've had a beer and i'm now struggling with my worms

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By *adger BrocMan 2 weeks ago

North Cork

Not wanting to upset the apple tart but malapropisms and typos are equines of a veri different hue.

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By *icecouple561Couple 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I will only eat orgasmic fruit and vegetables

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By *adger BrocMan 2 weeks ago

North Cork

Is multiracial play on Fab a type of ethnic non-monogamy?

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By *imi_RougeWoman 2 weeks ago

Hampshire

I've got different coloured eyes, their homophobic

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By *imi_RougeWoman 2 weeks ago

Hampshire

One that happens all the time these days...

I generally thought it was a good idea

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By *anus7Man 2 weeks ago

Chester


"I can write with both hands. I'm amphibious "

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous;

I'd give my right arm to be able to spell it...

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By *irty grey fox 1Man 2 weeks ago

hull

If it's Perspex you would be able to see through that comment.

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By *rthur30Man 2 weeks ago

Warrington

I fancy a cruise on the Specific Ocean.

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By *partharmonyCouple 2 days ago

Tonbridge

I thought this was worth reviving.

I would tell you that I don't know what a malapropism is but that would only be me playing devil's apricot.

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By *lder budweiserMan 2 days ago

Stirlingshire

Bit of a damp squid this thread....

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away


"Bit of a damp squid this thread...."

It's virgin on the ridiculous

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By *allySlinkyWoman 2 days ago

Leeds

My favourite crisps are porn cocktail

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By *allySlinkyWoman 2 days ago

Leeds

My favourite pudding is eaten mess

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Well that's put the cat amongst the penguins.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 2 days ago

Leeds

I wouldn't say boot to a goose

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

I could smelter in this heat.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 2 days ago

Leeds

Does the Fab click peak your interest ?

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By *alkolmBMan 2 days ago

Burghead

I was the youngest child so I got a lot of Hammy Downs

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

I'm not happy with the government so I signed the partition.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 2 days ago

Leeds

Knicker draw

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By *allySlinkyWoman 2 days ago

Leeds

Let's get down to the crotch of the matter

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By *hyKentGuyMan 2 days ago

sheerness


"Let's get down to the crotch of the matter"

Looks like this thread has turned in to the SallySlinket shoe!

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By *actile TensionMan 2 days ago

Sussex

These are my favourite types of freds

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By *erdyHolly OP   TV/TS 2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

The pilot accidentally pressed the ejaculator seat button.

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By *osie and Jim77Couple 2 days ago

Wakefield

I had a friend who danced perogitively

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 days ago

London

I might just fade into Bolivian - Mike Tyson

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 days ago

London

Sometimes couples go through struggles. There's no shame in seeking martial therapy.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 2 days ago

Leeds

John Prescott after landing - It's great to be back on terracotta

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