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By *Effy-Woman 5 days ago
Scotland |
"You could have them store it in the fridge for a while and lob it over you instead? that’s a good idea but I think it’d be more fun the other way, or maybe both 😂😂😂"
My way sounds more fun for the giver. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 days ago
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"You could have them store it in the fridge for a while and lob it over you instead? that’s a good idea but I think it’d be more fun the other way, or maybe both 😂😂😂
My way sounds more fun for the giver."
Like water bombs? |
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By *Effy-Woman 5 days ago
Scotland |
"You could have them store it in the fridge for a while and lob it over you instead? that’s a good idea but I think it’d be more fun the other way, or maybe both 😂😂😂
My way sounds more fun for the giver.
Like water bombs? "
Excellent idea! |
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"Starbucks could make a fortune... 😂😂😂 piss Frappuccino
Long Island pissfrap
Fresh from the piss fraps.
I was getting addicted to fraps....not so sure now 😅 "
They're good when they're hot and wet. 😉 |
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"I could really do with a lovely lady to squat over me and do a pee all over my body to cool me down 😰😈💦
That womt cool you down, piss is warm, body temp. "
ah come on dont get all technical, but if fun. Besides you could always pop a few ice cubes inside first inside first (ball shaped ones of course) |
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"Starbucks could make a fortune... 😂😂😂 piss Frappuccino
Long Island pissfrap 😂😂😂 Pisa Colada 😂
I'm writing to Starbucks now before anyone steals my idea 💡 "
someone should take your idea to dragons den. X rated version 😂 |
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"I could really do with a lovely lady to squat over me and do a pee all over my body to cool me down 😰😈💦
That womt cool you down, piss is warm, body temp. ah come on dont get all technical, but if fun. Besides you could always pop a few ice cubes inside first inside first (ball shaped ones of course)"
The shape won’t help. Poor urethra once again |
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"Starbucks could make a fortune... 😂😂😂 piss Frappuccino
Long Island pissfrap 😂😂😂 Pisa Colada 😂
I'm writing to Starbucks now before anyone steals my idea 💡 "
Im off to Costa to market the
Long island iced Pee. |
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"I could really do with a lovely lady to squat over me and do a pee all over my body to cool me down 😰😈💦
That womt cool you down, piss is warm, body temp. ah come on dont get all technical, but if fun. Besides you could always pop a few ice cubes inside first inside first (ball shaped ones of course)
The shape won’t help. Poor urethra once again"
😂 I was suggest inside a pussy not pee hole 😳 |
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"Starbucks could make a fortune... 😂😂😂 piss Frappuccino
Long Island pissfrap 😂😂😂 Pisa Colada 😂
I'm writing to Starbucks now before anyone steals my idea 💡
Im off to Costa to market the
Long island iced Pee."
Long Island Iced Pee is one thing but I'd be avoiding the Café Farté |
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"I could really do with a lovely lady to squat over me and do a pee all over my body to cool me down 😰😈💦
That womt cool you down, piss is warm, body temp. ah come on dont get all technical, but if fun. Besides you could always pop a few ice cubes inside first inside first (ball shaped ones of course)
The shape won’t help. Poor urethra once again 😂 I was suggest inside a pussy not pee hole 😳 "
Hate to break it to you but unfortunately that physiologically won’t cool pee. Instead it could cause burns and reek ph carnage.
You need to invent some kind of external cooling mechanism  |
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"Starbucks could make a fortune... 😂😂😂 piss Frappuccino
Long Island pissfrap 😂😂😂 Pisa Colada 😂
I'm writing to Starbucks now before anyone steals my idea 💡
Im off to Costa to market the
Long island iced Pee.
Long Island Iced Pee is one thing but I'd be avoiding the Café Farté"
😂 porn star fartini |
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"I could really do with a lovely lady to squat over me and do a pee all over my body to cool me down 😰😈💦
That womt cool you down, piss is warm, body temp. ah come on dont get all technical, but if fun. Besides you could always pop a few ice cubes inside first inside first (ball shaped ones of course)
The shape won’t help. Poor urethra once again 😂 I was suggest inside a pussy not pee hole 😳
Hate to break it to you but unfortunately that physiologically won’t cool pee. Instead it could cause burns and reek ph carnage.
You need to invent some kind of external cooling mechanism "
well I never thought about that, it’s all getting very technical eh, I’m sure there’s a way of getting some cold water inside a pussy (not pee hole) and letting it drain out, that’d do me, I’m Nat asking for much |
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"Starbucks could make a fortune... 😂😂😂 piss Frappuccino
Long Island pissfrap 😂😂😂 Pisa Colada 😂
I'm writing to Starbucks now before anyone steals my idea 💡
Im off to Costa to market the
Long island iced Pee.
Long Island Iced Pee is one thing but I'd be avoiding the Café Farté 😂 porn star fartini"
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"I could really do with a lovely lady to squat over me and do a pee all over my body to cool me down 😰😈💦
That womt cool you down, piss is warm, body temp. ah come on dont get all technical, but if fun. Besides you could always pop a few ice cubes inside first inside first (ball shaped ones of course)
The shape won’t help. Poor urethra once again 😂 I was suggest inside a pussy not pee hole 😳
Hate to break it to you but unfortunately that physiologically won’t cool pee. Instead it could cause burns and reek ph carnage.
You need to invent some kind of external cooling mechanism well I never thought about that, it’s all getting very technical eh, I’m sure there’s a way of getting some cold water inside a pussy (not pee hole) and letting it drain out, that’d do me, I’m Nat asking for much "
If you're having to fill a pussy with cold water just to get it out here's a radical idea.
Cut out the middle woman. Then you don't need the storage container and can just pour the liquid over yourself at your leisure.
Something like a cold shower perhaps?
Got to be a lot easier than the original plan, surely.....🤔🤷♂️😂😂
Obi |
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"I could really do with a lovely lady to squat over me and do a pee all over my body to cool me down 😰😈💦
That womt cool you down, piss is warm, body temp. ah come on dont get all technical, but if fun. Besides you could always pop a few ice cubes inside first inside first (ball shaped ones of course)
The shape won’t help. Poor urethra once again 😂 I was suggest inside a pussy not pee hole 😳
Hate to break it to you but unfortunately that physiologically won’t cool pee. Instead it could cause burns and reek ph carnage.
You need to invent some kind of external cooling mechanism well I never thought about that, it’s all getting very technical eh, I’m sure there’s a way of getting some cold water inside a pussy (not pee hole) and letting it drain out, that’d do me, I’m Nat asking for much
If you're having to fill a pussy with cold water just to get it out here's a radical idea.
Cut out the middle woman. Then you don't need the storage container and can just pour the liquid over yourself at your leisure.
Something like a cold shower perhaps?
Got to be a lot easier than the original plan, surely.....🤔🤷♂️😂😂
Obi"
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"yes but cooler than this weather, plus maybe a few ice cubes inside first may help
Im not entirely sure ice cubes would fit inside a urethra ?"
Urethra shaped ice cube moulds 🤣 something temu would sell haha |
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