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"Solid 7, Lots of foreskin but good pull back in picture 2. Picture 3 I’d suggest a little tidy up of the hair but it’s not too out of control. Kudos on pic 1 though it appears your penis is actually a glow worm. 🐛 " Rate mine? | |||
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"I’ll add a second cock to have a look at Is it ok?? " 5.5 Impressed with your ability to sit in a yoga pose while wanking in the chat rooms . That’s not easy. Average size and Plenty to work with there. | |||
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"Solid 7, Lots of foreskin but good pull back in picture 2. Picture 3 I’d suggest a little tidy up of the hair but it’s not too out of control. Kudos on pic 1 though it appears your penis is actually a glow worm. 🐛 Rate mine?" It be interested to see what it looks like when it’s not restrained. Poor things veins are almost popping out. But I guess that’s the pleasure of it. 6. Quite a girthy tip | |||
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"I'm in" That’s also a 7. Great size. Great bend. Great hanging balls of Babylon. Particularly impressed with the girth ration towards the top of the shaft. | |||
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"Happy to be rated" All of yours are inside a vagina so I can’t rate it I’m afraid. 0 | |||
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"Love to hear some feedback Cracking Ballbag. That’s an 8. Not a fan of baldness on men. So I’ll mark it down 2 points. But overall a pretty decent penis. | |||
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"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask " Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing | |||
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"Happy to be rated All of yours are inside a vagina so I can’t rate it I’m afraid. 0" I’m happy to be rated Anything over 3 I be happy | |||
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"Happy to be rated All of yours are inside a vagina so I can’t rate it I’m afraid. 0 I’m happy to be rated Anything over 3 I be happy " 3 points for 3 inches. Extra 1 for being cute. Small but mighty. I could tickle it under the chin all day and be a happy gal littlejohn. | |||
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"I mean i think it would be rude not to ask" Alright alright no one likes a show off girthy Gordon. That’s going to give decent stretch so I’ll say 8. | |||
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"Happy to be rated All of yours are inside a vagina so I can’t rate it I’m afraid. 0 I’m happy to be rated Anything over 3 I be happy Lmao brilliant 3 points for 3 inches. Extra 1 for being cute. Small but mighty. I could tickle it under the chin all day and be a happy gal littlejohn. " | |||
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"I'm not in..... Is the cock in the room with us? 😉 | |||
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"Rate mine if you like I will make it public for awhile 🫣🫣" It’s not on show | |||
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"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing Let me know when you’ve rated so I can put him away | |||
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"Rate mine if you like I will make it public for awhile 🫣🫣 It’s not on show Is now | |||
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"Happy to be rated All of yours are inside a vagina so I can’t rate it I’m afraid. 0 I’m happy to be rated Anything over 3 I be happy Lmao brilliant 3 points for 3 inches. Extra 1 for being cute. Small but mighty. I could tickle it under the chin all day and be a happy gal littlejohn. " Thanks I need to find a woman like you locally 😉 | |||
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"Made my pics viewable for a rating " I can’t see yours either | |||
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"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing Still can’t see | |||
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"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing Shit is it that small? | |||
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"Made my pics viewable for a rating I can’t see yours either " I’ve not long added them so dunno if they need approval first 🤦🤦 | |||
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"I mean i think it would be rude not to ask Alright alright no one likes a show off girthy Gordon. That’s going to give decent stretch so I’ll say 8. " Why thank you 😘 | |||
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"Rate mine if you like I will make it public for awhile 🫣🫣 It’s not on show It’s a good size, nice and girthy. 7.5. | |||
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"Go on then be nice x" Decent 7. Not sure if pic 2 is the same penis. Balls look different to the rest. I’m a ball connoisseur. I like the singular artery because let’s face it, it’s too big to be a vein. | |||
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"I mean i think it would be rude not to ask Alright alright no one likes a show off girthy Gordon. That’s going to give decent stretch so I’ll say 8. Why thank you 😘" I’ll give this an 8 also. | |||
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"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing I thought you specialised in ball bags... have had a promotion missYB?🤔 | |||
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"I'm in That’s also a 7. Great size. Great bend. Great hanging balls of Babylon. Particularly impressed with the girth ration towards the top of the shaft. " Well thanks. Apparently once you've seen one dick you've seen them all but you really know your dicks.... and balls 😉 | |||
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"Always up for a rating" I’ll say 7. See that bend you have, that’s a gift. I hope you use it to its full potential. If you have sex with women that’s a massive advantage. | |||
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"Rate mine if you like I will make it public for awhile 🫣🫣 It’s not on show | |||
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"I'm not in..... Do you give minus scores? | |||
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"Happy to be rated All of yours are inside a vagina so I can’t rate it I’m afraid. 0" All pics unlocked for ratings | |||
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"Mine loves to be rated haha " MJ you know that’s a 9. You didn’t need a rating. It’s pretty perfect. Can’t get on board with bald pubic region though so point of. 7. | |||
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"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing 🤣 what else is there to do while everyone is watching football! | |||
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"I’m in The first one I saw , picture in the bath reminds me of a rocket about to launch 🚀 Lucky wife. That’s an 8 | |||
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"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing Sometimes you have to adapt to survive. 🤣 | |||
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"Go on then be kind Notts another fully shaven one. 🙈 it may be for most but I can’t. It makes them look, well like Pinocchio 🤥 But it’s looks a good girth. 6 | |||
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"Mine loves to be rated haha MJ you know that’s a 9. You didn’t need a rating. It’s pretty perfect. Can’t get on board with bald pubic region though so point of. 7. hehe thankyou kindly… you’re eyes are dangerous | |||
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"Be kind lol" Be kind, be kind to your skin. You need some E45 for that shave. See this is why I prefer neatly trimmed. Great cock though. 7 | |||
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"Go on then be kind I'll take the comments and the rating | |||
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"I'm in for this Ummmm, it’s a very abstract photo. I like artistic photos, reminds me of Macrolepiota dolichaula. Lovely little suckable head though 6.5 | |||
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"Wouldn’t mind a rating too please " Bloody hell! I thought it was a still of a Graboid from Tremors. . Quite humongous. Not sure that’s going to fit many places but none the less, excellent to look at. 9. Thighs are on point too 👌🏻 | |||
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"Rate mine baby girl 😎 " Who is baby girl? I’m all woman. 0 | |||
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"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing Exactly. 😂 I could rate balls all day long but Aparently cocks need love too | |||
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"I'll take a rating if it's going" You don’t have much to go on there. I can see more or the lovely ladies arse than your cock | |||
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"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing You able to see my pic yet or still hidden? | |||
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"In for a rating . " That’s a Christmas tree lovely | |||
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"I’ll take one " How have you pulled your skin so far back it’s halfway down your shaft? 😱 does that not hurt? It’s making me wince. It’s a good length though. 6 | |||
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"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing Oh the cocks definitely doodle do. | |||
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"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing I can see it. It can’t see me though. Let it out of its sleeping bag. Bloody enormous though. 7.5 | |||
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"Do you give minus scores?" For you Paul, I would, but like I said… is the cock in the room with us? 🤭 | |||
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"I’m in. If more pictures are needed feel free to ask Well I can’t rate it if it’s not showing I can send you a dm if you like 🙊 | |||
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"Do you give minus scores? For you Paul, I would, but like I said… is the cock in the room with us? 🤭 " I know I'm small | |||
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"Do you give minus scores? For you Paul, I would, but like I said… is the cock in the room with us? 🤭 I know I'm small " Have you ever seen Flight of the Navigator? | |||
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"Solid 7, Lots of foreskin but good pull back in picture 2. Picture 3 I’d suggest a little tidy up of the hair but it’s not too out of control. Kudos on pic 1 though it appears your penis is actually a glow worm. 🐛 " Can you or somebody rate mine please? | |||
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"Do you give minus scores? For you Paul, I would, but like I said… is the cock in the room with us? 🤭 I know I'm small Have you ever seen Flight of the Navigator? " No why? | |||
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"Putting mine out there haha x" Not much to grumble about here. Thick. Pulsating. Pretty. Shiny head which shows good hydration levels. 9 | |||
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"Putting mine out there haha x Not much to grumble about here. Thick. Pulsating. Pretty. Shiny head which shows good hydration levels. 9" Blimy you are busy tonight, but in for a penny, if you dont mind | |||
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"I’m in" It’s giving Cyril Sneer when soft. Lots of warmth in there. I would imagine it emerges like pretty rapidly when hard. Decent size. 7 | |||
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"I’m in It’s giving Cyril Sneer when soft. Lots of warmth in there. I would imagine it emerges like pretty rapidly when hard. Decent size. 7 " Cyril Sneer 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus Christ | |||
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"Solid 7, Lots of foreskin but good pull back in picture 2. Picture 3 I’d suggest a little tidy up of the hair but it’s not too out of control. Kudos on pic 1 though it appears your penis is actually a glow worm. 🐛 Can you or somebody rate mine please? " Not bad. Not bad at all. Haven’t got many angles but from the top looks nice and healthy. Also looks lengthy. 7. | |||
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"Putting mine out there haha x Not much to grumble about here. Thick. Pulsating. Pretty. Shiny head which shows good hydration levels. 9 Blimy you are busy tonight, but in for a penny, if you dont mind" I’ve quite literally opened a can of worms 😂 | |||
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"I’m in It’s giving Cyril Sneer when soft. Lots of warmth in there. I would imagine it emerges like pretty rapidly when hard. Decent size. 7 Cyril Sneer 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus Christ " 🦝 😂 | |||
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"They’re all starting to look the same now. I need some variety 😅" 👀 | |||
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"Rate my finger nail" Fine. Probably smells like garlic or arse. Would let you finger me though. 6. | |||
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"Try and Irish one lol" I was expecting it to be green and covered in shamrocks. Disappointed. Amazing girth at the base though. 6.5 | |||
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"Rate my finger nail Fine. Probably smells like garlic or arse. Would let you finger me though. 6. " ballbag funk but close tho as i dont fingerbang vampires to death after scratching my arse | |||
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"They’re all starting to look the same now. I need some variety 😅👀" Yours is the exception Paul. I’ve seen bigger thimbles. 😘 | |||
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"They’re all starting to look the same now. I need some variety 😅👀 Yours is the exception Paul. I’ve seen bigger thimbles. 😘 " Thank you no score | |||
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"Waiting In suspense " It’s on the wrong way. Why is it pointing over there? It’s messing with my head. 5 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/06/26 00:05:33]" Oh no. I removed one by accident. Ooops | |||
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"Check out my Irish one if you want " Would help if I could see it. I don’t have x-ray vision unfortunately | |||
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"Check out my Irish one if you want Would help if I could see it. I don’t have x-ray vision unfortunately Cant pm you to show you | |||
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"I’m in It’s giving Cyril Sneer when soft. Lots of warmth in there. I would imagine it emerges like pretty rapidly when hard. Decent size. 7 Cyril Sneer 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus Christ 🦝 😂 " 10/10 for banter 👏👏 you’ve had me laughing out loud 🤣 | |||
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"Check out my Irish one if you want Would help if I could see it. I don’t have x-ray vision unfortunately If I open my filters during a cock rating thread I’ll be here until next Sunday | |||
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"Check out my Irish one if you want Would help if I could see it. I don’t have x-ray vision unfortunately TBF that date has already arrived | |||
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"Check out my Irish one if you want Would help if I could see it. I don’t have x-ray vision unfortunately 😂😂😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"Check out my Irish one if you want Would help if I could see it. I don’t have x-ray vision unfortunately 😂 so it is. All I’ve done tonight is look at cocks, I should be sat on one! 😂 | |||
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"I’m in It’s giving Cyril Sneer when soft. Lots of warmth in there. I would imagine it emerges like pretty rapidly when hard. Decent size. 7 Cyril Sneer 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus Christ 🦝 😂 10/10 for banter 👏👏 you’ve had me laughing out loud 🤣" 😂 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 | |||
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"Happy to be rated" Gosh that is the perfect example of a chode. Short and girthy. Big balls are a bonus. 6 | |||
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"Think mines in my profile 🫢" It’s like an optical illusion. Looks completely straight in pic 1. Then bendy in the others. Is it made of crafting wire? Great length however would probably bash my cervix. So 7 | |||
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"Happy to have my dick rated " Only one pic so I’ll try my best. Curious as to why the monotone filter has picked up darkness around the tip. Have you dipped it in a cherry pie? Quite cute. 6.5 | |||
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"missyuexbleus loving the discriptions and ratings 😂 thanks I had my weetabix this morning 🫶🏻 | |||
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"Anyone want to rate my cock!" rate mine please | |||
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"Rate mine. I'd like to see honest opinions rather just a quick one worded message trying to get a meet through desperation complimenting it" Ok, honestly, if that’s how big it is soft I’m actually terrified of how big it is hard. Or is that it hard and it’s so damn heavy it can’t stand up? Need a splinter? I couldn’t take it but I’m sure lots would. 8 | |||
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"I've got a pic after a viagra" Surely that’s an instant red card!! | |||
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"Rate mine please " I’m going with Mr Mushroom because it’s got character. You should change your name to ShittakiMyMushroom. It looks like it belongs in a ramen. I like it. 7 | |||
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"I've got a pic after a viagra Surely that’s an instant red card!!" not if you know | |||
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"I've got a pic after a viagra Surely that’s an instant red card!!not if you know " I’m dubious about bending rules! (Secretly wishing I had used one before taking my pics haha) | |||
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"I've got a pic after a viagra" Are you sure they didn’t mistake the viagra for a muscle relaxant? | |||
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"Rate mine. I'd like to see honest opinions rather just a quick one worded message trying to get a meet through desperation complimenting it Ok, honestly, if that’s how big it is soft I’m actually terrified of how big it is hard. Or is that it hard and it’s so damn heavy it can’t stand up? Need a splinter? I couldn’t take it but I’m sure lots would. that my rating or some else ??? 8" | |||
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"I've got a pic after a viagra Are you sure they didn’t mistake the viagra for a muscle relaxant? " Score | |||
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"Would love an honest cock rating x" I’m not quite sure why anyone would do a side by side of their cock with dildo that’s bigger. Probably makes it look smaller than it is. 6 | |||
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"I've got a pic after a viagra Are you sure they didn’t mistake the viagra for a muscle relaxant? Score" -5 | |||
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"I've got a pic after a viagra Are you sure they didn’t mistake the viagra for a muscle relaxant? Score -5" Win for me thank you you've been brilliant | |||
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"Loved reading these ratings haha! I’ll nervously offer mine up for a rating too……." Eric called. He wants his banana back! 🤭 🍌 Looks fun though. 7 | |||
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