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Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!
Please come in and make yourself comfy!
It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦
Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.
Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 |
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"May I please have a coffee?
Sunday plans are chilled today, got to pop out to get a few bits but thats about it.
Any plans?"
Of course you may. It's just too hot for anything isn't it! No plans for me today. Still recovering from feeling unwell yesterday |
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"May I please have a coffee?
Sunday plans are chilled today, got to pop out to get a few bits but thats about it.
Any plans?
Of course you may. It's just too hot for anything isn't it! No plans for me today. Still recovering from feeling unwell yesterday "
Ye definitely too hot for anything!
Hope you have a speedy recovery. Why dont you sit down and ill bring you a tea or coffee instead? |
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"Good morning.
A nice cup of strong tea and some fruit will do lovely. I dont really eat breakfast.
No plans, saving myself for next weekend 
Oooh that sounds exciting!!! Wanna spill?! "
Next Sunday us my birthday. On Saturday im going to Ramsgate to meet a friend for lunch/cocktails then after meeting a guy ive been chatting to for a while x |
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By *oop87Man 2 days ago
Salisbury |
"Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!
Please come in and make yourself comfy!
It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦
Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.
Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞"
Ill cum for a coffee..regardless of the weather i bet its too hot too keep my clothes on in your house |
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iced caramel frappe.
then swimming naked in the pool to cool down .
out for Sunday dinner Cypriot style then I'll
be looking at profiles for future opportunities to meet sending love to all from Cyprus 🇨🇾 💕 |
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"Good morning.
A nice cup of strong tea and some fruit will do lovely. I dont really eat breakfast.
No plans, saving myself for next weekend
Oooh that sounds exciting!!! Wanna spill?!
Next Sunday us my birthday. On Saturday im going to Ramsgate to meet a friend for lunch/cocktails then after meeting a guy ive been chatting to for a while x"
That sounds like a great weekend!! X |
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"May I please have a coffee?
Sunday plans are chilled today, got to pop out to get a few bits but thats about it.
Any plans?
Of course you may. It's just too hot for anything isn't it! No plans for me today. Still recovering from feeling unwell yesterday
Ye definitely too hot for anything!
Hope you have a speedy recovery. Why dont you sit down and ill bring you a tea or coffee instead?"
Aww thank you. Feeling much more human today! Too kind 😊 |
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"Good morning.
A nice cup of strong tea and some fruit will do lovely. I dont really eat breakfast.
No plans, saving myself for next weekend
Oooh that sounds exciting!!! Wanna spill?!
Next Sunday us my birthday. On Saturday im going to Ramsgate to meet a friend for lunch/cocktails then after meeting a guy ive been chatting to for a while x
That sounds like a great weekend!! X"
I hope so 😈 |
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"May I please have a coffee?
Sunday plans are chilled today, got to pop out to get a few bits but thats about it.
Any plans?
Of course you may. It's just too hot for anything isn't it! No plans for me today. Still recovering from feeling unwell yesterday
Ye definitely too hot for anything!
Hope you have a speedy recovery. Why dont you sit down and ill bring you a tea or coffee instead?
Aww thank you. Feeling much more human today! Too kind 😊"
Glad to hear it!! |
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"Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!
Please come in and make yourself comfy!
It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦
Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.
Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
Ill cum for a coffee..regardless of the weather i bet its too hot too keep my clothes on in your house "
You can leave those at the door and come in for a coffee |
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"iced caramel frappe.
then swimming naked in the pool to cool down .
out for Sunday dinner Cypriot style then I'll
be looking at profiles for future opportunities to meet sending love to all from Cyprus 🇨🇾 💕 "
Now that does sound like a lovely Sunday. Enjoy |
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"Good morning.
Iced latte for me as I’m still too hot for warm drinks.
No plans here today, Sundays are my nothing days. "
I love nothing days
Hot drinks are you supposed to cool you down more than cold drinks. |
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"iced caramel frappe.
then swimming naked in the pool to cool down .
out for Sunday dinner Cypriot style then I'll
be looking at profiles for future opportunities to meet sending love to all from Cyprus 🇨🇾 💕
Now that does sound like a lovely Sunday. Enjoy "
thank you and enjoy yours there's a warm welcome if you come over 🤞🇨🇾😎😉 just saying |
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By *oop87Man 2 days ago
Salisbury |
"Can i have a strong coffee i suffer this place today
Pffft. I suppose so 🙄
I would say dont spit in it but u always swallow
None of that sexual harassment or I'll ban you again "
Just imagine the reality of telling me to undress before coming into your house naked lol. Prob be red faced and hard with anticipation hehe |
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"Good Morning everyone
Id like a coffee please, nothing to eat.
I'll be cooking a Sunday roast later today and I've made a trifle. No plans to do much else as its still too warm for me 🥵"
Trifle yummy yummy 😋 |
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"Good Morning everyone
Id like a coffee please, nothing to eat.
I'll be cooking a Sunday roast later today and I've made a trifle. No plans to do much else as its still too warm for me 🥵"
Good morning lovely. I can't believe you're cooking a roast in this heat. What a warrior!! I don't think I could eat it, but would totally smash the trifle 🤤🤤🤤 |
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"Don't really fancy catching whatever was* making you ill but I'll leave you a bottle of water.
*hope it's a was and you're feeling a lot better now. 🩷"
Thank you lovely 🫶🏼 Compared to yesterday, I feel amazing. Enjoy your Sunday x |
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"Good morning
Can I pre order a cappuccino and a Hama nd cheese panini please for 12:00?
Good morning cheeky. Of course you can  "
Do I need an order number for when I collect or will you ‘just know’ |
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Decaf tea for me please, and a couple of those mini danish pastries so I can eat lots of them but the calories don’t count as they are only little!
Off shopping later on as I have a job interview and wedding to go this week and despite a full wardrobe, have nothing to wear. |
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"Good morning
Can I pre order a cappuccino and a Hama nd cheese panini please for 12:00?
Good morning cheeky. Of course you can
Do I need an order number for when I collect or will you ‘just know’"
I'll know 😉 |
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"Decaf tea for me please, and a couple of those mini danish pastries so I can eat lots of them but the calories don’t count as they are only little!
Off shopping later on as I have a job interview and wedding to go this week and despite a full wardrobe, have nothing to wear."
Oh yes those little ones dont count at all 🤣🤣
Good luck for the interview 🤞🏼 |
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"Can I ask where my order is?
So sorry for the delay. Had to stop to take some layers off after having to put the grill on for your damn sausages 😘
What is on offer instead of sausages?"
I've cooked your sausages now 😘 |
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"A vanilla iced latte for me today please.
Don’t need any breakfast as I’m still full from the pizza I had last night
Morning smiler. You ate all the pizza? Can't beat left overs for brekkie x"
Maybe that’s the real reason I don’t want breakfast, there were 2 slices left over, there isn’t now 🤣 |
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"A vanilla iced latte for me today please.
Don’t need any breakfast as I’m still full from the pizza I had last night
Morning smiler. You ate all the pizza? Can't beat left overs for brekkie x
Maybe that’s the real reason I don’t want breakfast, there were 2 slices left over, there isn’t now 🤣"
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By *H7in5Man 2 days ago
Chesterfield |
"Can I ask where my order is?
So sorry for the delay. Had to stop to take some layers off after having to put the grill on for your damn sausages 😘
What is on offer instead of sausages?
I've cooked your sausages now 😘"
What would you like as a thank you?
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"Can I ask where my order is?
So sorry for the delay. Had to stop to take some layers off after having to put the grill on for your damn sausages 😘
What is on offer instead of sausages?
I've cooked your sausages now 😘
What would you like as a thank you?
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Surprise me |
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"Good moaning Wolves, have you any of my special tea bags in you?
Good morning gorgeous. I sure do. I may need a hand dispensing one though.
The usual boobie cup? 💋"
Boobie cup indeed thanks, now hold still... lol x |
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"Can I get a cup of nice breakfast tea please …. Thank you
Good luck "
Service a bit slow is it .. that will be Mr W giving Mrs W a stiff talking to in the kitchen…. With clothes optional today it could be a very stiff talking to
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"Can I get a cup of nice breakfast tea please …. Thank you
Good luck
Service a bit slow is it .. that will be Mr W giving Mrs W a stiff talking to in the kitchen…. With clothes optional today it could be a very stiff talking to
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Or wolvette being a lazy bitch |
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"Can I get a cup of nice breakfast tea please …. Thank you
Good luck
Service a bit slow is it .. that will be Mr W giving Mrs W a stiff talking to in the kitchen…. With clothes optional today it could be a very stiff talking to
Or wolvette being a lazy bitch "
Oi. I'm you're favourite bitch. |
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"Can I get a cup of nice breakfast tea please …. Thank you
Good luck
Service a bit slow is it .. that will be Mr W giving Mrs W a stiff talking to in the kitchen…. With clothes optional today it could be a very stiff talking to
Or wolvette being a lazy bitch
Oi. I'm you're favourite bitch. "
Another nickname |
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By *b40Man 2 days ago
lisburn |
"Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!
Please come in and make yourself comfy!
It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦
Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.
Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞"
 
Could I have one of your beautiful smiles |
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"Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!
Please come in and make yourself comfy!
It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦
Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.
Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
Could I have one of your beautiful smiles "
My darling, I always have one for you ❤️ |
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"Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!
Please come in and make yourself comfy!
It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦
Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.
Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞"
Surprise me with a drink please. I’m easily pleased 😉.
I’m chilling and doing my garden today 💐 |
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"Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!
Please come in and make yourself comfy!
It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!! 👙 💦
Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.
Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Sunday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
Surprise me with a drink please. I’m easily pleased 😉.
I’m chilling and doing my garden today 💐"
Two caramel iced lattes for you both 😀 |
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"Good morning
Can I pre order a cappuccino and a Hama nd cheese panini please for 12:00?
Good morning cheeky. Of course you can
Do I need an order number for when I collect or will you ‘just know’
I'll know 😉"
Sorry I’m late but amazing how you’ve kept everything the perfect temperature and still tastes amazing |
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"Good morning
Can I pre order a cappuccino and a Hama nd cheese panini please for 12:00?
Good morning cheeky. Of course you can
Do I need an order number for when I collect or will you ‘just know’
I'll know 😉
Sorry I’m late but amazing how you’ve kept everything the perfect temperature and still tastes amazing"
You're welcome. But what about the food? 😂 |
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"Good morning
Can I pre order a cappuccino and a Hama nd cheese panini please for 12:00?
Good morning cheeky. Of course you can
Do I need an order number for when I collect or will you ‘just know’
I'll know 😉
Sorry I’m late but amazing how you’ve kept everything the perfect temperature and still tastes amazing
You're welcome. But what about the food? 😂"
Epic too! |
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"Afternoon Wolves
I trust your Sunday is going well.
Any chance of an OJ and a bacon butty pretty please "
Hello my beauty. Absolutely anything for my glamourous side kick.
Having a lazy one today. Getting over yesterday's ickyness x |
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"Just a double shot of espresso for me please
No sugar, but happy with a sweet kiss from you instead Mrs wolves 
Double espresso and a cheeky kiss coming right up for you 😘"
May need to sample both lips in that case x |
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"Just a double shot of espresso for me please
No sugar, but happy with a sweet kiss from you instead Mrs wolves
Double espresso and a cheeky kiss coming right up for you 😘
May need to sample both lips in that case x"
Perv 😘😅 |
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