Say you are in and pick one or more of same who are also in and you wouldn't mind swapping with for a week and why. Is it their looks, their confidence and manners, the number of meets, their verifications or just because they are nice or indeed something else. |
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"Oops, I am in too 
I'll have your bum
I don't like mine at all
It needs replacing
Though quite what you'd want of mine, heaven only knows  "
I coukd say the same. Whoever is right, is only for a week. As long as my inbox is not inundated |
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"Id like to swap places with Sparkles lovely coat please
You can only swap with same sex 
That wasn't in the rules "
I missed the word sex initially and corrected straight after. That way is more challenging |
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"I'm in 🙋🏼♀️
Be aware I have two awful teens, a very liberal husband and a very girthy BF... So choose wisely 😁 "
I will swap my twins are past the awful teens...but you have a dramatic gothic girl and a no it all nipper but you get a a break just one night possibly 2 with above average repeater who will cook for you too |
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"dont wanna be me, just dropped razor into the toilet.
Are you shaving your bits?
was having a tidy up and it fell. into the toilet.......good grief  "
Had you finished or does it all look like a before and after pic |
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By *4bimMan 2 days ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
"dont wanna be me, just dropped razor into the toilet.
Are you shaving your bits?
was having a tidy up and it fell. into the toilet.......good grief
Had you finished or does it all look like a before and after pic "
lol no i was tiding yp the things in the unit on the wall.
i think i'll move it so nothing else falls into the toilet. |
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"I'd like to swap with someone who lives alone.
I live alone...well no other humans, just me and 2 (sometimes 3) dogs😃
I’ll definitely swap with you then ❤️❤️"
Are you identifying as a woman then? MB said it had to be same sex 😉 |
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"See if there’s anyone I’d swap with…
Id swap, better body and taller than me, got to worth it right!"
It’s a fine compliment… thank you. I didn’t actually think anyone would swap with me. Thank you. |
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"dont wanna be me, just dropped razor into the toilet.
Are you shaving your bits?
was having a tidy up and it fell. into the toilet.......good grief "
Coulda been worse, it could have been your phone  |
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"See if there’s anyone I’d swap with…
Id swap, better body and taller than me, got to worth it right!
It’s a fine compliment… thank you. I didn’t actually think anyone would swap with me. Thank you. "
No worries, just said it how it is |
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I'm in. I'd swap with Hearditall to begin with. I'd spend a day playing with myself then I'd search for other women to join me. Lez be friends.
Also, she's hilarious. Not sure what her job is but I'd take a crack at it and probably cause some sort of mayhem. A proper Freaky Friday experience. |
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Effy can I swap with you? A few reasons
1) To see what it’s like being really desirable and get lots of messages
2) To expand my vocabulary with some great new Scottish profanity
3) Be the only way to get my hands on your naked body 😂 |
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"Ugh ok I get it now …. I’d swap with SinfullyObediant ….. because I want to fuck her a lot also 🙋👅
There is always one  "
I’d swap with you OP and wear ass less chaps … I get your back side right ? |
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"Ugh ok I get it now …. I’d swap with SinfullyObediant ….. because I want to fuck her a lot also 🙋👅
There is always one
I’d swap with you OP and wear ass less chaps … I get your back side right ? "
Just don't be too naughty with it |
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"I'm in. I'd swap with Hearditall to begin with. I'd spend a day playing with myself then I'd search for other women to join me. Lez be friends.
Also, she's hilarious. Not sure what her job is but I'd take a crack at it and probably cause some sort of mayhem. A proper Freaky Friday experience."
You are meant to be swapping with someone of the same sex. |
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"I'm in. I'd swap with Hearditall to begin with. I'd spend a day playing with myself then I'd search for other women to join me. Lez be friends.
Also, she's hilarious. Not sure what her job is but I'd take a crack at it and probably cause some sort of mayhem. A proper Freaky Friday experience.
You are meant to be swapping with someone of the same sex. "
Of course there's a catch. Hang on then. |
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"I'm in. I'd swap with Hearditall to begin with. I'd spend a day playing with myself then I'd search for other women to join me. Lez be friends.
Also, she's hilarious. Not sure what her job is but I'd take a crack at it and probably cause some sort of mayhem. A proper Freaky Friday experience.
You are meant to be swapping with someone of the same sex.
Of course there's a catch. Hang on then."
I'll swap with Archie. Day one I'll wank myself silly. Day two repeat. The rest of the week I'll figure out what his life is actually like. Cause mayhem, meet a few women, and on the final day I have something special planned. I'll put peanut butter and whipped cream all over my body and wank myself silly. Then we swap he'll wake up in his own body and wonder what the hell happened. I'll leave a post it note on the wall saying "thanks for the body swap. The PB and whipped cream is just a prank. Clean your sheets though."
I'd say he's got a very good physique. 👍🏾😁 |
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"I'm in. I'd swap with Hearditall to begin with. I'd spend a day playing with myself then I'd search for other women to join me. Lez be friends.
Also, she's hilarious. Not sure what her job is but I'd take a crack at it and probably cause some sort of mayhem. A proper Freaky Friday experience."
Do you have a strong stomach...patience of a saint and the ability to be mediator and every day is mayhem anyways
😀 |
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"I'm in. I'd swap with Hearditall to begin with. I'd spend a day playing with myself then I'd search for other women to join me. Lez be friends.
Also, she's hilarious. Not sure what her job is but I'd take a crack at it and probably cause some sort of mayhem. A proper Freaky Friday experience.
Do you have a strong stomach...patience of a saint and the ability to be mediator and every day is mayhem anyways
😀"
Yes to all of the above. I've never worn heels so I might be walking funny. Or just wear flats. |
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"I'm in. I'd swap with Hearditall to begin with. I'd spend a day playing with myself then I'd search for other women to join me. Lez be friends.
Also, she's hilarious. Not sure what her job is but I'd take a crack at it and probably cause some sort of mayhem. A proper Freaky Friday experience.
Do you have a strong stomach...patience of a saint and the ability to be mediator and every day is mayhem anyways
😀
Yes to all of the above. I've never worn heels so I might be walking funny. Or just wear flats."
Yeah you deffo don't want heels |
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"I'm in 🙋🏼♀️
Be aware I have two awful teens, a very liberal husband and a very girthy BF... So choose wisely 😁
I will swap my twins are past the awful teens...but you have a dramatic gothic girl and a no it all nipper but you get a a break just one night possibly 2 with above average repeater who will cook for you too "
Can we swap then go for cocktails 😉 |
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"I’ll swap with shams, beefcake by day, friendly neighbourhood spider by night… what more do I need?!"
You got yourself a deal my friend. I'd hit the gym and take a few risqué pics. Add them to your profile. Then go on a date or two. Figure out who your friends are and tell them I'm in your body. Convince them to help me set you up with someone you've had a crush on. Hopefully help you find someone special. 👍🏾😁 |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 days ago
Scotland |
"I'd like to swap with someone who lives alone.
I live alone...well no other humans, just me and 2 (sometimes 3) dogs😃
I'll take it!
Deal."
I was hoping you'd fall for it. I have 2 kids, a man, a dog and a kitten at home. Please enjoy  |
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"I'd like to swap with someone who lives alone.
I live alone...well no other humans, just me and 2 (sometimes 3) dogs😃
I'll take it!
Deal.
I was hoping you'd fall for it. I have 2 kids, a man, a dog and a kitten at home. Please enjoy "
😃 its only a week, whats the worst that could happen? 😉 will be nice to have some company for the week |
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"I'm in 🙋🏼♀️
Be aware I have two awful teens, a very liberal husband and a very girthy BF... So choose wisely 😁
I will swap my twins are past the awful teens...but you have a dramatic gothic girl and a no it all nipper but you get a a break just one night possibly 2 with above average repeater who will cook for you too
Can we swap then go for cocktails 😉 "
Yeah deffo just don't kill my fish |
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"Oooh i will swop
I have a daughter going to prom and a beasting at the gym at the weekend
Any offers?
The opportunity to reenact the scene from bad boys? I just need a wingman/woman.
#Reggie"
Oh the gym beasting comes ready booked with a wingman for you 😊 |
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"I'm in 🙋🏼♀️
Be aware I have two awful teens, a very liberal husband and a very girthy BF... So choose wisely 😁
I will swap my twins are past the awful teens...but you have a dramatic gothic girl and a no it all nipper but you get a a break just one night possibly 2 with above average repeater who will cook for you too
Can we swap then go for cocktails 😉
Yeah deffo just don't kill my fish "
I will love your fish like my own! I love fish!!! |
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By *reya73Woman 2 days ago
Whitley Bay |
I'm in and I'd like to swap with someone who loves gardening (mine is woodland chic) and living near the sea.
Preferably I'd swap into longer legs, good coffee and a cute partner/husband/wife to snuggle in with every night. (Ps I will get sick of this after a week or so).
Also OP .. What's with making us swap with the same sex??? I'd like go with anyone who will have me please thank you. It's Pride month too!
Love who you want .. swap who you want who wants to want you too swap too
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"Oooh i will swop
I have a daughter going to prom and a beasting at the gym at the weekend
Any offers?
I'll swap, I'm good at making people pretty and right in the mood for a beasting 😈 "
She will love your makeup skills
Have fun with my weekend entertainment 😈😈 |
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Oooh, not sure I want to swap my week in fairness.
Possible club visit during the day tomorrow with a gorgeous lady, job interview Tuesday, nails on Wednesday and then off to Yorkshire for a solo break with a meet with a male friend on Thursday and a wedding on Saturday.
Throw in a bored teenager and a grumpy ex to the mix...
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"I'm in. I'd swap with Hearditall to begin with. I'd spend a day playing with myself then I'd search for other women to join me. Lez be friends.
Also, she's hilarious. Not sure what her job is but I'd take a crack at it and probably cause some sort of mayhem. A proper Freaky Friday experience.
Do you have a strong stomach...patience of a saint and the ability to be mediator and every day is mayhem anyways
😀"
I cannot do your job 🙈🙈 |
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"I'm in 🙋🏼♀️
Be aware I have two awful teens, a very liberal husband and a very girthy BF... So choose wisely 😁
I will swap my twins are past the awful teens...but you have a dramatic gothic girl and a no it all nipper but you get a a break just one night possibly 2 with above average repeater who will cook for you too
Can we swap then go for cocktails 😉
Yeah deffo just don't kill my fish
I will love your fish like my own! I love fish!!! "
Yay they are pretty easy to keep |
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By *aked beachMan 2 days ago
Just A Stranger In A Strange Land. |
"I'd like to swap with someone who lives alone.
I live alone...well no other humans, just me and 2 (sometimes 3) dogs😃
I’ll definitely swap with you then ❤️❤️
Are you identifying as a woman then? MB said it had to be same sex 😉"
I read 2 or 3 dogs and kinda ignored the rest of it hoping no one would notice |
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