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As a minor super power, the ability to take...
All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.
All of your farts in one giant fart
All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze
All of bogies in one giant bogey
All of your pees in one giant pee
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I would die if I did all my poops in one hit
Pee’ing for 5 mins solid would probably be both relieving and tiredome
I’m tenpted to pick the mega fart just for the comedy of it, I still laugh at my own farts sometimes when I’m alone and they are a beast ir a funny sounding one
Yeh the mega fart! |
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one giant poop - it's normally one big poop for me, I wouldn't say agiant one though. Not sure how big a giant poop is.
one giant fart - that could be more trouble than it's worth
one giant sneeze - could blow your eyes out of their sockets
one giant bogey - the build up to it coming out could result in breathing difficulties
one giant pee - as long as it's at a convenient moment I'll take this please
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"As a minor super power, the ability to take...
All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.
All of your farts in one giant fart
All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze
All of bogies in one giant bogey
All of your pees in one giant pee
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Who takes a shit more than once in 24 hours. Unless you have a bowel issue  |
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"As a minor super power, the ability to take...
All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.
All of your farts in one giant fart
All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze
All of bogies in one giant bogey
All of your pees in one giant pee
Who takes a shit more than once in 24 hours. Unless you have a bowel issue "
Well I'm sure the people with bowel issues would choose the giant poop option then 😂 |
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"As a minor super power, the ability to take...
All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.
All of your farts in one giant fart
All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze
All of bogies in one giant bogey
All of your pees in one giant pee
Who takes a shit more than once in 24 hours. Unless you have a bowel issue "
More common than you might think, for real.  |
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"I would die if I did all my poops in one hit
Pee’ing for 5 mins solid would probably be both relieving and tiredome
I’m tenpted to pick the mega fart just for the comedy of it, I still laugh at my own farts sometimes when I’m alone and they are a beast ir a funny sounding one
Yeh the mega fart! "
I dont know why but this reply has just really made me chuckle. |
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"As a minor super power, the ability to take...
All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.
All of your farts in one giant fart
All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze
All of bogies in one giant bogey
All of your pees in one giant pee
Who takes a shit more than once in 24 hours. Unless you have a bowel issue "
I think up to 3 times a day is considered normal, but I think once is the most common. |
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"As a minor super power, the ability to take...
All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.
All of your farts in one giant fart
All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze
All of bogies in one giant bogey
All of your pees in one giant pee
Who takes a shit more than once in 24 hours. Unless you have a bowel issue
I think up to 3 times a day is considered normal, but I think once is the most common. "
I think I went once a day until
My 20’s then it was twice a day until ny 30’s… now it’s 3 times a day and I turn 40 next year. I think 4 a day will be too much |
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"As a minor super power, the ability to take...
All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.
All of your farts in one giant fart
All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze
All of bogies in one giant bogey
All of your pees in one giant pee
"
Honestly, is this what actually floats around your mind.
I'm quite bemused.
If I was about to be gifted a minor superpower I'd be really disappointed with those choices.
Would it be fair to say you are easily pleased. 🤣🤣🤣
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"As a minor super power, the ability to take...
All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.
All of your farts in one giant fart
All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze
All of bogies in one giant bogey
All of your pees in one giant pee
Honestly, is this what actually floats around your mind.
I'm quite bemused.
If I was about to be gifted a minor superpower I'd be really disappointed with those choices.
Would it be fair to say you are easily pleased. 🤣🤣🤣
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That's the whole point of it being a minor super power... It's almost useless but still super.
Now pick one! |
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"As a minor super power, the ability to take...
All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.
All of your farts in one giant fart
All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze
All of bogies in one giant bogey
All of your pees in one giant pee
Honestly, is this what actually floats around your mind.
I'm quite bemused.
If I was about to be gifted a minor superpower I'd be really disappointed with those choices.
Would it be fair to say you are easily pleased. 🤣🤣🤣
That's the whole point of it being a minor super power... It's almost useless but still super.
Now pick one!"
Err....
No thanks, you pick one and I'll wait for the real super power bus to pull up.
Anyway, I'm a lady and never a tiny puff of wind or a mild breeze has past by my bottom, ever.
I have it all removed in hospital, same as our dear late Queen. 🤣🤣 |
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