Ive woken up in a really shitty mood. The kind of mood where I would happily pack a bag and disappear for a while if I could.
I need cheering up, although I am off out to work soon, but any funny jokes, stories, pics of lovely legs/bums/buff guys, hit me up! No message filters on currently xx |
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"Ive woken up in a really shitty mood. The kind of mood where I would happily pack a bag and disappear for a while if I could.
I need cheering up, although I am off out to work soon, but any funny jokes, stories, pics of lovely legs/bums/buff guys, hit me up! No message filters on currently xx "
It's ok to have a grumpy mood. It's how life goes some days.
Out on some good music.
Nina Simone Sinnerman, ACDC, whatever your flavour is in life. Enjoy being entertained some an amazing music artist.
Go eat as well, not sugars n stuff, get creative, loads of nice flavours.
And then be kind to yourself. Look at you all sass in your photos. You're gorgeous.
Big hugs and hope you're day improves x |
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Told my mrs the other day that me, her and the dog were going on a fishing trip for a weekend.
"No way" she shouted
"I'm not camping in a muddy field by a river"
"Ok" I said,
"You've got a choice, you can come camping, suck my dick, or have anal sex with me"
"Fine", she says, she knelt down in front of me and starts noshing me off.
"Fucking hell"!!! She cries, "Your cock tastes like shit"!!
I said "Yeah, the dog doesn't want to go either".
Have a good day OP. |
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"Told my mrs the other day that me, her and the dog were going on a fishing trip for a weekend.
"No way" she shouted
"I'm not camping in a muddy field by a river"
"Ok" I said,
"You've got a choice, you can come camping, suck my dick, or have anal sex with me"
"Fine", she says, she knelt down in front of me and starts noshing me off.
"Fucking hell"!!! She cries, "Your cock tastes like shit"!!
I said "Yeah, the dog doesn't want to go either".
Have a good day OP. "
🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 7 weeks ago
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Sorry OP. I get you, I've had some sad and dark thoughts recently myself. You'd never guess that death preoccupies me, from my profile, but it does. 💀
Anyway,
Q: What's the difference between a puppy and a seagull?
A: The seagull flits along the shore.
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"Ive woken up in a really shitty mood. The kind of mood where I would happily pack a bag and disappear for a while if I could.
I need cheering up, although I am off out to work soon, but any funny jokes, stories, pics of lovely legs/bums/buff guys, hit me up! No message filters on currently xx "
What do you call two police officers in a bed
Undercover. |
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"Sorry OP. I get you, I've had some sad and dark thoughts recently myself. You'd never guess that death preoccupies me, from my profile, but it does. 💀
Anyway,
Q: What's the difference between a puppy and a seagull?
A: The seagull flits along the shore.
🌈"
Sending much 🥰🥰🥰🥰 to you Davina x |
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"Can you believe some lowlife stole my entire stash of antidepressants yesterday?
I hope he's very fucking happy now.
Boom.
😂😂😂"
I put that as our status once and some guy offered me a spare box of sertraline 🙈 |
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"Can you believe some lowlife stole my entire stash of antidepressants yesterday?
I hope he's very fucking happy now.
Boom.
😂😂😂
I put that as our status once and some guy offered me a spare box of sertraline 🙈"
😂😂 The joke went wwaaaaaayyyy over his head 😵💫😵💫😜 |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 7 weeks ago
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"Ive woken up in a really shitty mood. The kind of mood where I would happily pack a bag and disappear for a while if I could.
I need cheering up, although I am off out to work soon, but any funny jokes, stories, pics of lovely legs/bums/buff guys, hit me up! No message filters on currently xx "
Woke up the same. Feel like getting in the van and driving somewhere quiet. There’s room for another if you want to tag along. Singing along to cheesy music is law in my van though x |
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"Told my mrs the other day that me, her and the dog were going on a fishing trip for a weekend.
"No way" she shouted
"I'm not camping in a muddy field by a river"
"Ok" I said,
"You've got a choice, you can come camping, suck my dick, or have anal sex with me"
"Fine", she says, she knelt down in front of me and starts noshing me off.
"Fucking hell"!!! She cries, "Your cock tastes like shit"!!
I said "Yeah, the dog doesn't want to go either".
Have a good day OP. "
Love this!!  |
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"Ive woken up in a really shitty mood. The kind of mood where I would happily pack a bag and disappear for a while if I could.
I need cheering up, although I am off out to work soon, but any funny jokes, stories, pics of lovely legs/bums/buff guys, hit me up! No message filters on currently xx
Woke up the same. Feel like getting in the van and driving somewhere quiet. There’s room for another if you want to tag along. Singing along to cheesy music is law in my van though x"
Sounds perfect. How cheesy are we talking??  |
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