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By *tanners OP   Man 12 hours ago

stanley

Is there an official term for that phase where it’s grown in a bit and needs doing but you can’t really be arsed?

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By *vaRoseWoman 12 hours ago

Ankh-Morpork

I thought this was going to be a thread about some sort of shaving service …. Like a waxing salon but popping to the barbers and plopping your giblets on the counter and asking for a 00 all over with a pubic fade 🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman 12 hours ago

Ankh-Morpork

To answer you OP, I think it’s just called feeling meh

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By *oldmilkMan 12 hours ago

Trouble, apparently…


"Is there an official term for that phase where it’s grown in a bit and needs doing but you can’t really be arsed?"

Um. “Bushy”?

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By *pen2UMan 12 hours ago

Telford


"Is there an official term for that phase where it’s grown in a bit and needs doing but you can’t really be arsed?"

It's just "meh" for me or "I'll give it a day or two and then I'll do it" and then forget about it for a week or so 😂

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By *uimquiveringqueenWoman 12 hours ago

the land of vagina

Mr bristle

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By *agic.MMan 12 hours ago

Kent/London


"I thought this was going to be a thread about some sort of shaving service …. Like a waxing salon but popping to the barbers and plopping your giblets on the counter and asking for a 00 all over with a pubic fade 🤣"

Me too....I'm disappointed 🙁

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By *ark742024Man 12 hours ago

Stoke/Cheshire

Five o clock shadow

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 12 hours ago

Round the bend

Fuzzy

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By *he good guy 83Man 12 hours ago

Basingstoke

I’m fully shaved always

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 12 hours ago

London

You mean cock stubble?

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By *ensuallover1000Man 12 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dick Down….?

Six O’Clock Scrotal Shadow….?

😜

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS 12 hours ago

Bristol

It's called itchy as fuck and makes me never want to shave

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 12 hours ago

London


"I thought this was going to be a thread about some sort of shaving service …. Like a waxing salon but popping to the barbers and plopping your giblets on the counter and asking for a 00 all over with a pubic fade 🤣

Me too....I'm disappointed 🙁"

High fade for the cock and balls. Number one for the snail trail. Shave the nips. Scissor cut the beard. Aftershave on the cock and balls, the nips and the neck to finish.

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By *riel13Woman 11 hours ago

Northampton

Itchy is what that's called!

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By *Effy-Woman 11 hours ago

Scotland

Chewbacca.

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By *eepheat300Man 11 hours ago

Scarborough

I'm a qualified barber(30years) and do offer this service to both male and females. If your local and cba drop me a pm for an appointment NSA lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man 11 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Shaving one’s scrotum is especially difficult in this heat I find as the temp keeps the ol’sack o’grapes loose (which is not optimal for a close shave)

There is of course the option to dunk the saggy package in cold water and force the scrote to pull tight but it can prove quite a thermic shock to the system.

Awww…who am I kidding - I just canny be arsed to shave the bloody thing 😐

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By *vaRoseWoman 11 hours ago

Ankh-Morpork


"I'm a qualified barber(30years) and do offer this service to both male and females. If your local and cba drop me a pm for an appointment NSA lol"

Well bugger me it exists!🤣🤣🤣

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By *urious girlyWoman 11 hours ago

Barnstaple

I refer to it at the fuck it stage. Look at it, sigh and go ‘fuck it, I might sort it out tomorrow’

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By *kphooey43Man 11 hours ago

Barnet


"Is there an official term for that phase where it’s grown in a bit and needs doing but you can’t really be arsed?"

The "grown in a bit", sounds serious. To treat them, apply a warm compress for 10 minutes and gently exfoliate. Never pick or squeeze them, as this can cause scarring and infection.

YW

Any more tips required?

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By *viatrixCouple 8 hours ago

Gatwick

It’s called “most of the time” for me 😂😂😂

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By *ardnutsMan 8 hours ago

pensby


"I'm a qualified barber(30years) and do offer this service to both male and females. If your local and cba drop me a pm for an appointment NSA lol

Well bugger me it exists!🤣🤣🤣"

Bloody hell that sounds a horny idea if your asking

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman 7 hours ago

Bognor Regis

Truly beyond that stage ffs. It's going to be a mission to deal with urgh.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 7 hours ago

Bristol


"Is there an official term for that phase where it’s grown in a bit and needs doing but you can’t really be arsed?"

I call it, the ‘not getting laid so can’t be arsed’ stage

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By *dstefiMan 7 hours ago

Solihull


"Is there an official term for that phase where it’s grown in a bit and needs doing but you can’t really be arsed?"

BME. Between meets ennui.

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By *WJoeMan 5 hours ago

Tunbridge Wells

I try to keep mine as Grant Mitchell as possible but occasionally let them go a bit Phil.

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By *atinaChica54Woman 5 hours ago

Marlborough

Fuzzy Felt

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By *infullyObedientWoman 5 hours ago

Woodley

Between Meet Hedgehog chic

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By *carlettsWoman 5 hours ago

Harpenden

Fanny fuzz

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By *tanners OP   Man 3 hours ago

stanley

Thanks everyone I was curious what funny names you gave it and you’ve not disappointed 😂

All I could come up was

Fuzzy flaps and sandpaper schlong

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By *cott45hullMan 3 hours ago

Hull

Prickly Pair

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