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By *uvs2snog OP Man 2 hours ago
Now living in Spain |
So this post may well produce a few  yuks….
So one of the ( vary few ) downsides of living in a hot country like Spain is flies - yup we get loads from time to time
My Mrs does an excellent impersonation of a martial arts expert regularly
I actually don’t mind them now - I’ve got to the point where I no longer swat them off of me - infact Ive now got to a point where i quite like the tickly sensation- and yes even when naked on a nudist beach and they land and walk on my cock and balls!
Anyone else got an ‘unusual’  ‘kink’?
No throwing up please |
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I like the sound of them when they combine with the electric insect zapper, and their descent like a downed Messerschmitt.
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(gross things actually, given that I have to clear up after my dog and see a swarm of flies peel off at all angles from his turds as I bag them up - no way do I want them on me or my food) |
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"I’m not sure exactly what to say to this. I wasn’t expecting to read “crawling cock flies” with my morning coffee.
You do you OP, it’s definitely not for me"
Ah, you also saw the first draft of the Doors "Crawling King Snake
Song by The Doors ‧ 1971
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