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Someone at work earlier said “you ok, you look really pale”
I replied “as if we haven’t worked together for a year, you know how pale I am!”
“No you look seriously pale today”
Fuck that bitch. I am ghost white, always have been always will be!!
Going to lightly poison her salad tomorrow so she gets ill and I can say “oh you ok hun, you look SOOOO pale and ill” |
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"Someone at work earlier said “you ok, you look really pale”
I replied “as if we haven’t worked together for a year, you know how pale I am!”
“No you look seriously pale today”
Fuck that bitch. I am ghost white, always have been always will be!!
Going to lightly poison her salad tomorrow so she gets ill and I can say “oh you ok hun, you look SOOOO pale and ill” "
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I’m bastard sick of the job I’m on at minute been on it ages haven’t been paid in about 2 months due to this piece of shit dragging on and being in the same place ower long drives me round the bend.
Also on Sunday my mothers granny stink lingered for ages in my sitting room after she left |
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By *Effy- OP Woman 6 days ago
Scotland |
"Someone at work earlier said “you ok, you look really pale”
I replied “as if we haven’t worked together for a year, you know how pale I am!”
“No you look seriously pale today”
Fuck that bitch. I am ghost white, always have been always will be!!
Going to lightly poison her salad tomorrow so she gets ill and I can say “oh you ok hun, you look SOOOO pale and ill” "
Do it! (Don't dob me in as an accomplice if you actually kill her though) |
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"Someone at work earlier said “you ok, you look really pale”
I replied “as if we haven’t worked together for a year, you know how pale I am!”
“No you look seriously pale today”
Fuck that bitch. I am ghost white, always have been always will be!!
Going to lightly poison her salad tomorrow so she gets ill and I can say “oh you ok hun, you look SOOOO pale and ill”
Do it! (Don't dob me in as an accomplice if you actually kill her though) "
I did say lightly poison… just half the recommended dosage that it states on the dark web.
*screenshot above* accomplice sorted. Next step, the alibi |
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By *Effy- OP Woman 6 days ago
Scotland |
"I’m bastard sick of the job I’m on at minute been on it ages haven’t been paid in about 2 months due to this piece of shit dragging on and being in the same place ower long drives me round the bend.
Also on Sunday my mothers granny stink lingered for ages in my sitting room after she left "
These shouldn't be making me laugh as much as they are |
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"I’m bastard sick of the job I’m on at minute been on it ages haven’t been paid in about 2 months due to this piece of shit dragging on and being in the same place ower long drives me round the bend.
Also on Sunday my mothers granny stink lingered for ages in my sitting room after she left "
The last part of this it the best rant I’ve ever read |
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Why do people organise meetings for 9am in the morning? And what's even worse, is that someone always starts the meeting bang on time as soon as the clock changes as if they're just sat waiting for the only joy their day brings. |
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By *Effy- OP Woman 6 days ago
Scotland |
"I’m bastard sick of the job I’m on at minute been on it ages haven’t been paid in about 2 months due to this piece of shit dragging on and being in the same place ower long drives me round the bend.
Also on Sunday my mothers granny stink lingered for ages in my sitting room after she left
The last part of this it the best rant I’ve ever read "
I've came back and read it twice. I'm still laughing |
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"Why do people organise meetings for 9am in the morning? And what's even worse, is that someone always starts the meeting bang on time as soon as the clock changes as if they're just sat waiting for the only joy their day brings."
This is why I block my calendar from 9-9:30 everyday. Earliest meeting I will accept is 9:30! |
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"Why do people organise meetings for 9am in the morning? And what's even worse, is that someone always starts the meeting bang on time as soon as the clock changes as if they're just sat waiting for the only joy their day brings.
This is why I block my calendar from 9-9:30 everyday. Earliest meeting I will accept is 9:30!"
I need to start doing this but I'm afraid I'd need to give a better reason than "I just don't want a meeting that early" 😂 |
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By *issEmmWoman 5 days ago
Bournemouth |
"Someone at work earlier said “you ok, you look really pale”
I replied “as if we haven’t worked together for a year, you know how pale I am!”
“No you look seriously pale today”
Fuck that bitch. I am ghost white, always have been always will be!!
Going to lightly poison her salad tomorrow so she gets ill and I can say “oh you ok hun, you look SOOOO pale and ill” "
I think you might need a hug 🤣 |
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By *issEmmWoman 5 days ago
Bournemouth |
"I’m bastard sick of the job I’m on at minute been on it ages haven’t been paid in about 2 months due to this piece of shit dragging on and being in the same place ower long drives me round the bend.
Also on Sunday my mothers granny stink lingered for ages in my sitting room after she left
The last part of this it the best rant I’ve ever read
I've came back and read it twice. I'm still laughing "
You know when people say that things have made them actually laugh out loud? I never thought that was an actual thing until I read this! Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ll read this week 🤣 |
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"I would like to file a complaint with whoever decided that cheese contains calories. It’s outrageous! "
Will you file one for honey roasted nuts also,apparently they don't count as a healthy option  |
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 days ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"I would like to file a complaint with whoever decided that cheese contains calories. It’s outrageous!
Will you file one for honey roasted nuts also,apparently they don't count as a healthy option "
Yes! in particular those honey roasted cashews! Oh and I’ll add the chocolate pistachios from Lidl (they’re like crack, don’t do it). |
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 days ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"I’ve got a black spec under the final layer of my white manicure!! 😠 "
Urgh
I’m off for my nails doing today, I can’t wait as I’ve had a hardened glob of polish that was under my nail and it just wouldn’t pick out. |
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"I would like to file a complaint with whoever decided that cheese contains calories. It’s outrageous!
Will you file one for honey roasted nuts also,apparently they don't count as a healthy option
Yes! in particular those honey roasted cashews! Oh and I’ll add the chocolate pistachios from Lidl (they’re like crack, don’t do it). "
Crème brulee cashews are 👌🏻 but apparently also have the calories 😠 |
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"I’m bastard sick of the job I’m on at minute been on it ages haven’t been paid in about 2 months due to this piece of shit dragging on and being in the same place ower long drives me round the bend.
Also on Sunday my mothers granny stink lingered for ages in my sitting room after she left "
Too funny 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"I would like to file a complaint with whoever decided that cheese contains calories. It’s outrageous!
Will you file one for honey roasted nuts also,apparently they don't count as a healthy option
Yes! in particular those honey roasted cashews! Oh and I’ll add the chocolate pistachios from Lidl (they’re like crack, don’t do it).
Crème brulee cashews are 👌🏻 but apparently also have the calories 😠"
Oh I have to find these! Well I shouldn't but I do.
I'm not a huge fan of pistachios so I'm save with those ones but the cashews are nice  |
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 days ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"I would like to file a complaint with whoever decided that cheese contains calories. It’s outrageous!
Will you file one for honey roasted nuts also,apparently they don't count as a healthy option
Yes! in particular those honey roasted cashews! Oh and I’ll add the chocolate pistachios from Lidl (they’re like crack, don’t do it).
Crème brulee cashews are 👌🏻 but apparently also have the calories 😠"
👀 Crème brûlée cashews? I must find these and test them, for science |
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Come in to work this morning and the managing directors son said “looks like another ‘busy’ day again then”
Because he does literally no work at all, he is currently sat in my workshop watching a food review video on youtube. He will do this for at least an hour. I have absolutely no authority over him, nobody can tell him what to do. I want to walk up behind him and punch the back of his head as hard as I can. Then run back to my office so when he comes to, he has no idea what happened. Then I will say “you just phased out, like something hit your head, that’s lazingtons disease you should go to a doctor, better yet just go home”
I hate nepotism with a passion |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 5 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"Come in to work this morning and the managing directors son said “looks like another ‘busy’ day again then”
Because he does literally no work at all, he is currently sat in my workshop watching a food review video on youtube. He will do this for at least an hour. I have absolutely no authority over him, nobody can tell him what to do. I want to walk up behind him and punch the back of his head as hard as I can. Then run back to my office so when he comes to, he has no idea what happened. Then I will say “you just phased out, like something hit your head, that’s lazingtons disease you should go to a doctor, better yet just go home”
I hate nepotism with a passion "
Absolutely this. My (now ex) line manager was brought in by a friend. He was a misogynist, bullying cunt. Being the only female I suffered his cuntery in full.
Nepotism is fine if it works in my favour though. Double standards, I know. |
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I own a gift shop and these new soft mother that sit in the middle of my fucking shop to discuss with a shit head three year old why the just broke something, give the little twat a clip around the ear like my mum did and you won’t end up with a twat of a son or daughter aaaaahhhhh,
Rant over. |
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People that the second blue lights are behind them they stop in the middle of the road. They’re 100-200 meters away… calm down. Making the problem bigger than it is stopping in the middle of the road. |
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"It's Tuesday people 👀"
Yeah…Tuesdays suck arse; neither the start of the week nor the end and not exactly even in the middle either.
Bugger Tuesdays.
Bugger Monday’s as well - an arsehole of a day.
I don’t like Wednesdays either now I come to think of it…. |
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"Someone at work earlier said “you ok, you look really pale”
I replied “as if we haven’t worked together for a year, you know how pale I am!”
“No you look seriously pale today”
Fuck that bitch. I am ghost white, always have been always will be!!
Going to lightly poison her salad tomorrow so she gets ill and I can say “oh you ok hun, you look SOOOO pale and ill”
Do it! (Don't dob me in as an accomplice if you actually kill her though)
I did say lightly poison… just half the recommended dosage that it states on the dark web.
*screenshot above* accomplice sorted. Next step, the alibi"
DM me if you want some really good tips 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am joking before anyone wonders ! Lol |
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