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Imaginative put-downs
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There are some very creative ways to drop the hammer on someone. Here's a few:
- the acoustics inside your head must be incredible
- you have the kind of unshakeable confidence that usually only comes with competence
- you look like the kind of person who holds a pen in their fist
- I admire your courage to speak in the absence of knowledge
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If you were on fire I wouldn’t waste piss on you!
I’d call you a c*nt but even c*nts have their use
Your mother should have swallowed
I’m struggling with the concept that you were the best sperm in the batch
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"I think you're the first person to reach their full potential "
I like this one 🤣
My favourite insult I heard recently described someone as only having two brain cells that were fighting for third place |
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 days ago
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Your confidence is your strongest quality despite your level of experience
You have a gift for saying things with certainty
I admire how little embarrassment will influence your decisions
I love how you share your opinion despite the absence of demand
You have the most wonderful ability to simplify things
I hope I still have that level of confidence if I ever stop learning
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I’d love to say you’re right, but then we’d both be wrong!
There are two kinds of people that deserve my attention, and you are neither of them.
You should go home now, your village is missing their idiot!
If you aim to fail and succeed, what have you done?
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You are 4 cans short of a six pack.
You'd be out of your depth in a puddle
8 million sperm and you made it?
Listening to you, is like watching paint dry under water.
You definitely hit every branch when you fell out of the ugly tree.
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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?
You look like a left-handed drawing.
Somewhere out there, there’s a tree providing you oxygen - go find it and apologise.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain things to you.
You’re one sneeze away from losing a chromosome.
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