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By *parkle1974 OP Woman 3 days ago

Garden of Eden

Describe an ex by a brand or shop name...

Microsoft: Because they were micro and way too soft....

Wikipedia: Completely unreliable and edited the truth.

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By *earditallWoman 3 days ago

Lancaster

Google,clever fucker knows everything.

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By *lirtyFilthWoman 3 days ago

Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple

Twinkie - sickly sweet

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By *oinerbillMan 3 days ago

warrington

weatherspoons - every bloke in town has been in

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By *enuine_J87Man 3 days ago

Eastleigh

Marmite- love or hate her

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 days ago

Round the bend

Cannestan. Irritating cunt.

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By *he MinionMan 3 days ago

Surrey

The History Channel.

Constantly digging up the past

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman 3 days ago

Garden of Eden

Amazon Prime...he came quick

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By *eroLondonMan 3 days ago

Mayfair

Koh-i-Noor. Because she was flawless. 💎

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By *egoverStewMan 3 days ago

swindon

Brompton. She got around.

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By *he MinionMan 3 days ago

Surrey

L'oreal

She was worth it

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By *ermanentlyHorny8082Couple 3 days ago

North West

"Cannestan. Irritating cunt."

Wait..you’ve met my ex?!

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By *ardguard19Man 3 days ago

london

Devil in disguise

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By *hinstrapMan 3 days ago

sheffield

"Like IKEA – complicated, confusing, and somehow I ended up being the spare part

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman 3 days ago

Garden of Eden

Temu...we he came it was a disappointment

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By *niquehorn 69Man 3 days ago

stamford

5 guys (at least! )

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By *Effy-Woman 3 days ago

Scotland

Sertraline because that's what I needed after dating him.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple 3 days ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

I don't think that there's a product called fat ginger bastard

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 3 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Gas & electric bill - money grabber

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By *ermanentlyHorny8082Couple 3 days ago

North West

Temu. Looks okay in the pictures, but cheap, fake and a total let-down when fly finally get it home 🙄

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By *lackadderMan 3 days ago

Eastbourne

Heinz

Lots of variety..

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By *ackInBlackMan 3 days ago

Caerphilly

Ebay - not quite the bargain I had hoped for ...

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS 3 days ago

North West

Mind - absolutely nuts wanted to start a brothel.

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By *umalot23Man 2 days ago

sunderland

Cex... previously second hand with issues so walked away without refund....

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman 2 days ago

Bognor Regis

Temu: definitely not what you ordered

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By *dstefiMan 2 days ago

Solihull

Woolworths: lots of sweet bits and handy for music and toys, long gone but remembered with some affection.

Well somebody at least has to do it without slagging them off

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By *aybizzleMan 2 days ago

huddersfield

Vinted. Not the first or last to have her.

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By *carlettsWoman 2 days ago

Harpenden

Burger king, have it your way!

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By *carlettsWoman 2 days ago

Harpenden

Also Visa - Everywhere you want to be

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By *infullyObedientWoman 2 days ago

Woodley

Amazon prime - next day delivery on the next new shiny thing

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By *idewayscontrolMan 2 days ago

Exeter

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By *idewayscontrolMan 2 days ago

Exeter

Lotus - Lots of trouble usually serious

Tight to get in but sooooo much fun to be had.

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By *ookingforbeautifulgirlsMan 2 days ago

Manchester

like a magpie

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By *dstefiMan 2 days ago

Solihull

Gotta love the knuckledraggers who send messages offering to show me their ex.

Reminded him that revenge porn is now an offence and blocked.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 days ago

Bristol

Macdonalds- you know it’s bad for you and you shouldn’t, but you keep going back every now and then, especially when pissed

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By *idewayscontrolMan 2 days ago

Exeter

TUI fantastic experience, just not for long enough 😭

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By *iffyjeffMan 2 days ago

I'll go to town

Ethel-dustbins

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By *quirrel!Man 2 days ago

London Bridge

TKMax - you think it’s gonna be great but it’s full of shit!

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By *kphooey43Man 2 days ago

Barnet

Nike - because they just kept "doing it" with everyone else.

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