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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 7 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks 👋🏻😃

I know that many of you attend clubs.

With this in mind, imagine for a moment that you’re opening up a brand new club of your own design and with your own rules.

Please reveal all the things that you will be including (and possibly excluding) to make it the best club going 😃

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 7 days ago

Here. There.

It’s a blacked out phone booth. 1 person at a time. Premier establishment fur wankers.

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By *exy RexyMan 7 days ago

Up North

Women pay men’s prices and visa versa

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By *morousCouple8Couple 7 days ago

Cumbria

Gang bang room with pull across tape so that once all confirmed and consensual are in the room, you can stop being trying to join in

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By *parkle1974Woman 7 days ago

Garden of Eden

No-one under 25

Everyone pays the same admission/member cost (don't get why men are charged more)

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By *heron ShanMan 7 days ago

Durham

Zero G room.

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By *onin25Man 7 days ago

Durham

Naked laser tag, naked bowling, naked darts, naked axe throwing

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By *iny11111Man 7 days ago

here and there


"Naked laser tag, naked bowling, naked darts, naked axe throwing"

Ouch

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By *ellhungvweMan 7 days ago

Cheltenham

Adjustable height sex swing so tall guys can fuck a wife on it without having to stoop down.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 7 days ago

Crumpet Castle

A huge inflatable opaque feely bag that you get inside and there are twelve arm holes for six people on the outside to put their arms and hands in and they feel the lubed up person for ages.....

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By *onin25Man 7 days ago

Durham

A big indoor dry skiing slope where 2 people get naked inside a zorbing ball and go down the slope

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By *morousCouple8Couple 7 days ago

Cumbria

Some of you are going to need extra insurance

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 7 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Aircon.

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By *actile TensionMan 7 days ago

Sussex

Authentic medieval dungeon. Lots of stone, wood and black iron

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By *oxesMan 7 days ago

Southend, Essex


"Good folks 👋🏻😃

I know that many of you attend clubs.

With this in mind, imagine for a moment that you’re opening up a brand new club of your own design and with your own rules.

Please reveal all the things that you will be including (and possibly excluding) to make it the best club going 😃"

I don't think it will Be successful but I would use Berlin as my template. In the playrooms I would have elaborate x rated paintings on the wall maybe inspired by the Lupinara Grande in Pompeii or something like the Jesus and the last supper but it has turned into an orgy, a giant statue of Zeus points to the bar. The rest of the club will have a 1920s dance hall look to it. There will be a swimming pool with a swing in it. And the dungeon would look cold dark and industrial, bare concrete walls and pillars. I would also have a DJ booth and Ice cream parlor inside because why not.

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By *eightsB4DatesMan 7 days ago

north east

A gym section so is men can get a pump before walking around the club to look impressive

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By *vaRoseWoman 7 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Nope not giving away my business idea 🤣

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By *hunky GentMan 7 days ago

Ely

Ladies are REQUESTED to wear blue underwear 💙

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By *hunky GentMan 7 days ago

Ely


"Nope not giving away my business idea 🤣"

Was it the same as mine?

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By *igladAndLulahCouple 7 days ago

South East


"Adjustable height sex swing so tall guys can fuck a wife on it without having to stoop down."

Amen to this idea

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By *igladAndLulahCouple 7 days ago

South East


"Good folks 👋🏻😃

I know that many of you attend clubs.

With this in mind, imagine for a moment that you’re opening up a brand new club of your own design and with your own rules.

Please reveal all the things that you will be including (and possibly excluding) to make it the best club going 😃"

We don’t really go to clubs at night because you have to be fully dressed, never understood it. That’s why we like daytime clubs as you can be naked or in a towel.

Can’t get my head around being in shoes, jeans and a shirt, then go in to the dungeon and have a gang bang but before you start, having to get undressed, folding your clothes up in a pile, then having sex and getting all sweaty and covered in sex, then when you finish having to get fully dressed again in your smart clothes.

Just seems very unsexy to me, so I’d make it, naked. Towel or lingerie only.

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By *igladAndLulahCouple 6 days ago

South East


"Aircon.

"

Working and fully functioning aircon in all play rooms and areas, as well as the bar and communal areas would be a dream, also heating that works in the winter haha

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By *estructionDollyWoman 6 days ago

Manchester

I'd love a Berlin style sex/fetish club. Something that looks like a vampire's lair

Industrial decor and music. Well equiped dungeon rooms. A variety of sex furniture/equipment throughout the club. Sex positive cabaret/fetish performers. Hedonistic ethos - all genders and sexual orientations welcome. All attendees need to buy tickets in advance and provide ID etc. Strict dress code. No phones. Air-conditioning everywhere. Security staff and safety monitors around the club.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 6 days ago

North West


"I'd love a Berlin style sex/fetish club. Something that looks like a vampire's lair

Industrial decor and music. Well equiped dungeon rooms. A variety of sex furniture/equipment throughout the club. Sex positive cabaret/fetish performers. Hedonistic ethos - all genders and sexual orientations welcome. All attendees need to buy tickets in advance and provide ID etc. Strict dress code. No phones. Air-conditioning everywhere. Security staff and safety monitors around the club. "

Torture Garden is very like that. Trying Klub Verboten later this year too which I suspect will be even more like that.

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By *estructionDollyWoman 6 days ago

Manchester


"I'd love a Berlin style sex/fetish club. Something that looks like a vampire's lair

Industrial decor and music. Well equiped dungeon rooms. A variety of sex furniture/equipment throughout the club. Sex positive cabaret/fetish performers. Hedonistic ethos - all genders and sexual orientations welcome. All attendees need to buy tickets in advance and provide ID etc. Strict dress code. No phones. Air-conditioning everywhere. Security staff and safety monitors around the club.

Torture Garden is very like that. Trying Klub Verboten later this year too which I suspect will be even more like that."

I've heard good things about Verboten!

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By *oeBeansMan 6 days ago

Derby


"Adjustable height sex swing so tall guys can fuck a wife on it without having to stoop down."

And equally for the short guys too. Fucking on your tip-toes is hell on your calves

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By *amantha_JadeWoman 6 days ago

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High end venue with premium decor and furnishings, soft lighting, good sound system, great bar area with proper cocktails, beautiful changing facilities, luxury spa area, no cheap red leather, plastic or neon. Strict vetting process, zero tolerance for dickheads, overnight stays available.

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By *hunky GentMan 6 days ago

Ely

Single men are asked to wear straight jackets. 😆

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By *oxesMan 6 days ago

Southend, Essex


"High end venue with premium decor and furnishings, soft lighting, good sound system, great bar area with proper cocktails, beautiful changing facilities, luxury spa area, no cheap red leather, plastic or neon. Strict vetting process, zero tolerance for dickheads, overnight stays available. "

A swingers club with a function one sound system. I like that.

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By *edstockings2Couple 4 days ago

Ilfracombe

NO music in the social area

NO porn playing anywhere

NO black and red tacky decor

A alcoholic drink limit as if a woman is d*unk she can't give consent.

Staff that do walk the rounds to make sure everything is ok.

Clean, the lights should be low for atmosphere not to hide how dirty it is.

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By *artorialMan 4 days ago

weymouth


"NO music in the social area

NO porn playing anywhere

NO black and red tacky decor

A zero alcohol as if a woman is d*unk she can't give consent and many men turn into arsoles

Staff that do walk the rounds to make sure everything is ok.

Clean, the lights should be low for atmosphere not to hide how dirty it is. "

Adjusted

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By *vaRoseWoman 4 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’ve just seen the advert for chunky monkeys on right move. Business opportunity for someone with the money to invest

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By *a LunaWoman 4 days ago

Wales

Naked hair brushing room. Where men and women with long hair can sit and have their hair gently brushed and adored.

No sniffing it though. That’s weird.

And I mean head hair.

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By *rWolf619Man 4 days ago

Derbyshire

A (actual) quiet space with some silly board games stuff in it. Aircon for sure and some wristbands to help make it clearer what people are looking for/don't want.

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By *iver78Man 4 days ago

barton upon humber

No creepy arse blokes lol

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By *ydaz70Man 4 days ago

Rotherham /newquay


"Naked laser tag, naked bowling, naked darts, naked axe throwing"
don't forget the naked barbeque

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By *ydaz70Man 4 days ago

Rotherham /newquay


"I’ve just seen the advert for chunky monkeys on right move. Business opportunity for someone with the money to invest "
I wouldn't waste my money more housing or flats better option.

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By *erry 58Man 4 days ago

Doncaster

A free bar

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By *ildatheart01Man 4 days ago

Petersfield


"Naked hair brushing room. Where men and women with long hair can sit and have their hair gently brushed and adored.

No sniffing it though. That’s weird.

And I mean head hair."

I love long hair and I’ve never even thought about that kink before. Is it a thing?

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By *ed and WolfieCouple 4 days ago

Gravesend

Good sized shower and freshen up area.

Quiet area for those who need a chill time out or feel a bit overwhelmed.

A food truck for that well needed dirty burger to keep your energy up.

Boutique to replace those snapped suspenders and torn stockings.

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By *onin25Man 4 days ago

Durham


"Naked laser tag, naked bowling, naked darts, naked axe throwing

don't forget the naked barbeque "

Surely not a serious suggestion

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By *urlittlesecret!!Couple 4 days ago

west bromwich

diffrent themed parts of the club eg couples only, gloryhole rooms,gangbang beds with a curtain too close to stop anyone joining once full

also more monitoring single males who just follow couples around everywhere they go we only look for single males but somtimes this can be off putting

joining fee the exact same for everyone who attends

focused events as in "black mans night" but if you arnt a black single male you cant come in and vise versa on other events

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I've never been to a club so I can't offer an opinion. I've heard good things about Torture Garden, though. (Love to go!) 🧛🏻‍♀️

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By *vonne5exMan 4 days ago

Doncaster


"No-one under 25

Everyone pays the same admission/member cost (don't get why men are charged more)

"

I had a great time with a 19 year old who wanted to try an older man

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By *orthern StarsCouple 4 days ago

Durham

An area which is more relaxing and sociable without loud music booming, so you can actually talk to people and hear each other properly.

Ruby

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