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"Don’t take the roasts too far or too seriously
“Hot relaxed fun” really means he wants the radiators turned up and for you to make the tea afterwards…"
Excellent start. Though I read your profile and you’ve somehow made an MFM sound like a networking event. I almost started to look for the box to tick to say I’d read all of the ts and cs |
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"Doesnt like to give too much away...just that fun should be relaxed and not cold
Sinfully Disobedient!!!
Gorgeous woman just oozing it young st heart just like me  "
One of them is liam neeson ⬆️
They will find you! |
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"Doesnt like to give too much away...just that fun should be relaxed and not cold
Sinfully Disobedient!!!
Gorgeous woman just oozing it young st heart just like me "
Just everything to compliment and from York! |
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"Doesnt like to give too much away...just that fun should be relaxed and not cold
Sinfully Disobedient!!!
Gorgeous woman just oozing it young st heart just like me
Just everything to compliment and from York! "
Big veiny tiddler |
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"His younger brother silvermilk is better. His ability to come second makes him a ladies favourite "
In an eternal rock based battle with his nemesis everlong. His cousin Everyready is currently in court on a count of battery |
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"His younger brother silvermilk is better. His ability to come second makes him a ladies favourite "
He finds walking round in normal situations awkward due to being everhard. Won’t even risk going near schools |
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"Scott was disappointed to let a 4 goal lead slip against newly promoted Hull. He hopes to avenge the result in the corresponding fixture later in the season "
If your personality is like a cheap item expiring in the fridge, I'd rather just order takeout |
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By *oldmilkMan 1 week ago
In trouble, apparently… |
"If your personality is like a cheap item expiring in the fridge, I'd rather just order takeout"
Second hand white goods. Probably past warranty period.
Relies on a frozen treat as a slightly cliched way of attracting females. |
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"I’ve seen it and his milk is bronze…. At best 
They claim they aren't "collecting notches," yet they record their meetings to share online like they’re building a social media brand
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🤣🤣 tbf fab does give us more social opportunities than notches |
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"I’ve seen it and his milk is bronze…. At best
They claim they aren't "collecting notches," yet they record their meetings to share online like they’re building a social media brand
🤣🤣 tbf fab does give us more social opportunities than notches "
Profile says “ Verified meets only.” LinkedIn endorsements weren’t enough, now I need references for my sex life |
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"Amazing cock mmmm! 
That’s a cheeky bum 😉"
You managed to get scammed by an automated Amazon robot and somehow ended up writing a dating profile that makes you look like a threat to local public safety. |
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By *oldmilkMan 1 week ago
In trouble, apparently… |
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You managed to get scammed by an automated Amazon robot and somehow ended up writing a dating profile that makes you look like a threat to local public safety."
You either have huge hands or you’re really stingy in buying ice creams. |
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You either have huge hands or you’re really stingy in buying ice creams. "
"Professional and communicative": Code for "I answer texts in three business days and work a middle-management job that I talk about way too much." |
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"How long have you been trying to get your top off while your lady’s fallen asleep? 😂
John Travolta wants his jeans back 😜"
He couldn’t pay in cash for my services, so we settled on a pair of jeans. Barter is alive and well 😂 |
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