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By *oldmilk OP Man 6 days ago
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Whenever I’ve been having sex with someone and a dog has been in the house, every single time without fail, the dog has ended up sitting by the bed staring intently at me.
More than once it’s put me off enough to send the beast from the room and shut the door.
Are all dogs like this or is it just me? |
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By *aven RedWoman 6 days ago
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Mine tries to jump in on my pics whenever I try to take any or sits and stares if I make an effort and dress up to take any. I have to crop her out or blur the background. I also have to proof check pics before I post them x |
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By *oldmilk OP Man 6 days ago
In trouble, apparently… |
"Mine tries to jump in on my pics whenever I try to take any or sits and stares if I make an effort and dress up to take any. I have to crop her out or blur the background. I also have to proof check pics before I post them x"
Would be fun to see some of those out-takes! 🤣 |
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"Mine tries to jump in on my pics whenever I try to take any or sits and stares if I make an effort and dress up to take any. I have to crop her out or blur the background. I also have to proof check pics before I post them x"
🤣🤣 mine enjoy photo bombing too... you get the perfect shot loked uo then
.. damn theres a ginger mutt in shot |
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By *aven RedWoman 6 days ago
the land of BOBFOC x |
"Mine tries to jump in on my pics whenever I try to take any or sits and stares if I make an effort and dress up to take any. I have to crop her out or blur the background. I also have to proof check pics before I post them x
Would be fun to see some of those out-takes! 🤣"
I asked her and she told me I don't have her consent to share x 😂😂 |
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By *aven RedWoman 6 days ago
the land of BOBFOC x |
"Mine tries to jump in on my pics whenever I try to take any or sits and stares if I make an effort and dress up to take any. I have to crop her out or blur the background. I also have to proof check pics before I post them x
🤣🤣 mine enjoy photo bombing too... you get the perfect shot loked uo then
.. damn theres a ginger mutt in shot"
Its usually the 1 really good shot I've managed to get too x 😂 |
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"Whenever I’ve been having sex with someone and a dog has been in the house, every single time without fail, the dog has ended up sitting by the bed staring intently at me.
More than once it’s put me off enough to send the beast from the room and shut the door.
Are all dogs like this or is it just me?"
They know/heard what you've been doing and they have questions and it's an interrogation to protect their owner.
Or maybe you now just small like their owner in a weird way. Lol!
They are deciding whether to lick you or bite you or bl*ckm*il you for food because you look more guilty than they do when they've shagged the carpet.
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"Just thank God they didn't try shagging your leg
Had one licking my elbow during cowgirl.
It wasn’t as sexy as it sounds. "
Lol! Definitely trying to get cuddles...during human "cuddles"
Doggo: Oh everyone pile on the bed and rub bodies? I want a body rub on the bed too! Here I'll give you a body rub with my tongue; now reciprocate, dammit! Owner Human, why did you bring home this stray human?
Lol! Let's be clear you are the stray...and that is the dogs territory. They are asserting dominance. Lol! You are on the last rug. Last one in, first one out. |
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"I don't allow my dogs in my bedroom when I'm having sex.
It took them years to get used to me having someone in there and to not bark at the bottom of the stairs.
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They are protective of the pack. |
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Reminds me of a porn film I watched a few times (it was a good one!) and in the middle of a very hot older/younger lesbian scene, a Chihuahua jumps up on the bed as the camera pans onto the intertwined legs. The camera quickly panned back as you saw the older woman eyeing the do and made a sudden, violent off-screen movement, accompanied by a high-pitched yelp.
The camera panned back and the Chihuahua was mysteriously absent from the bed! |
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"Whenever I’ve been having sex with someone and a dog has been in the house, every single time without fail, the dog has ended up sitting by the bed staring intently at me.
More than once it’s put me off enough to send the beast from the room and shut the door.
Are all dogs like this or is it just me?"
Perhaps its a swinger spaniel. |
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Dogs are pack animals, they don't want to be on their own, it's got nothing to do with you having sex! They just want to be in your company and they want to protect you, it doesn't matter what you are doing, they are such loyal and wonderful pets... It always amazes me how so many humans (also pack animals) never understand this and leave their poor dog on their own all day, it's really traumatising for them.
You should let your dog watch (or buy another dog so they keep each other company)! lol |
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I was having an foursome in my living room and my Bichon Frisé managed to get out of the kitchen and jumped on me while I was trying to shag an old friend. I was mortified and couldn't stop laughing 😂.
We got back to having fun after the dog was put back in the kitchen, and I made sure the door was locked.
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