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"Hell yes!
I’ve launched all manner of objects from my phallic catapult.
It’s an amazing hobby 👍🏻😜
Oh you’ve used it like a trebuchet?"
Yes indeed; it’s incredibly satisfying to let fly with all manner of small objects 😁
Smarties are my personal favourite projectile and I have almost mastered the art of launching them up and into my mouth in said manner….almost 😜 |
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"Use your cock as a spring board and launched different objects off it?
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And just like that I wish I had a cock! I think this would be a great game with goodies......😈
Anyone want to boooooiiinnng me some sweets?....
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"Use your cock as a spring board and launched different objects off it?
And just like that I wish I had a cock! I think this would be a great game with goodies......😈
Anyone want to boooooiiinnng me some sweets?....
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‘Incoming!’ 😜 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 3 days ago
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"Hell yes!
I’ve launched all manner of objects from my phallic catapult.
It’s an amazing hobby 👍🏻😜
Oh you’ve used it like a trebuchet?
Yes indeed; it’s incredibly satisfying to let fly with all manner of small objects 😁
Smarties are my personal favourite projectile and I have almost mastered the art of launching them up and into my mouth in said manner….almost 😜"
I can attest that jelly babies are not very aerodynamic and are unsuitable as a projectile
Need to try love hearts or fizzers too |
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"Hell yes!
I’ve launched all manner of objects from my phallic catapult.
It’s an amazing hobby 👍🏻😜
Oh you’ve used it like a trebuchet?
Yes indeed; it’s incredibly satisfying to let fly with all manner of small objects 😁
Smarties are my personal favourite projectile and I have almost mastered the art of launching them up and into my mouth in said manner….almost 😜
I can attest that jelly babies are not very aerodynamic and are unsuitable as a projectile
Need to try love hearts or fizzers too"
Galaxy Minstrels make for fine phallic projectiles also - the discus like design allows them to sit flat upon the penis before launch and they frisbee through the air a good’un upon release.
‘Fire!!!!’ 😜👍🏻 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 3 days ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"Hell yes!
I’ve launched all manner of objects from my phallic catapult.
It’s an amazing hobby 👍🏻😜
Oh you’ve used it like a trebuchet?
Yes indeed; it’s incredibly satisfying to let fly with all manner of small objects 😁
Smarties are my personal favourite projectile and I have almost mastered the art of launching them up and into my mouth in said manner….almost 😜
I can attest that jelly babies are not very aerodynamic and are unsuitable as a projectile
Need to try love hearts or fizzers too
Galaxy Minstrels make for fine phallic projectiles also - the discus like design allows them to sit flat upon the penis before launch and they frisbee through the air a good’un upon release.
‘Fire!!!!’ 😜👍🏻"
📑✍🏻 making notes!!
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"Use your cock as a spring board and launched different objects off it?
And just like that I wish I had a cock! I think this would be a great game with goodies......😈
Anyone want to boooooiiinnng me some sweets?....
‘Incoming!’ 😜"
Yea please...... Just tell me to sit still and open my mouth wide! 😈 |
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"All i will say is fruut pastals launched off the penis trebuchet actualy hurt a little when they come back down and hit you in the face
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I was just reading through this thinking something soft like Haribos would probably be best |
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"At least I have a new answer for the “if you had a dick for the day” thread. I think I’d try to catch malteasers"
You would have to bite a bit off the malteaser for launching purposes. Unless a "seat" was constructed/manufactured to house round goodies. |
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"All i will say is fruut pastals launched off the penis trebuchet actualy hurt a little when they come back down and hit you in the face
😇
I was just reading through this thinking something soft like Haribos would probably be best"
I just came here to say I think Haribo goldbears would be good for this.
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"All i will say is fruut pastals launched off the penis trebuchet actualy hurt a little when they come back down and hit you in the face
😇
I was just reading through this thinking something soft like Haribos would probably be best
I just came here to say I think Haribo goldbears would be good for this.
B"
They'd be perfect, small enough that they aren't going to be too much of a choking hazard if you accidentally swallowed one |
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"I can (unfortunately) imagine the boing/launch videos now.
Hot vids page 1 gaurentee 🤣
Especially if you are laying on your back, launch and catch the sweet in your mouth 🤣🤣🤣"
I can see it now - a catch and a cheeky wink. Fab perfection. |
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