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Good folks 👋🏻😃
We so often see chap wank threads on here wherein fellas proudly announce their intention to masturbate at an appointed time or even sometimes, that they are presently engaging in said activity.
Well, in the interests of equality and all that, this is the thread for you ladies to share the same fascinating information.
So to take part, simply reveal unto all and sundry here, when you will be masturbating next (or perhaps indeed if you are presently at it).
You may even like to go into more explicit detail and reveal unto us all what you will be using for the task (fingers/toys etc).
Merry masturbation ladies 👍🏻
(I have a very sneaky feeling that this thread will not fill up nearly as quickly as the chaps versions…) 😜 |
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By *oldmilkMan 4 days ago
In trouble, apparently… |
Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.
I’ve probably completely broken the thread now… |
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"Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.
I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…"
😂😂 I think that’s a great idea in fact! Ladies - who are you visualising also 👍🏻😁 |
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"Op. ❤️
If it's not filled with men giving their opinion despite asking for a woman's, I'll come back to this.  "
I’m hoping that this thread will prove highly liberating for all you lovely ladies; It seems to be the case for the chap’s in their ones at least….I think…? 😜 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 4 days ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"Tomorrow at exactly 2.31pm
😂 I approve muchly of thy specifics; I myself like to be organised and have just booked one in for March 2027 in fact…. 😜
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A man who likes to plan ahead
It’s always good to have something to look forward to! |
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"Tomorrow at exactly 2.31pm
😂 I approve muchly of thy specifics; I myself like to be organised and have just booked one in for March 2027 in fact…. 😜
A man who likes to plan ahead
It’s always good to have something to look forward to!"
Blimey - I’ve made a slight oversight! I can’t edge until then; I’ll book in an emergency appointment for tonight 👍🏻😜 |
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Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate |
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"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.
I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷♀️"
Hands free? 😳😈 I so need something like that; I could watch tv, eat and drink and be sexually sated all at the same time 😁 |
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"Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.
I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…
😂😂 I think that’s a great idea in fact! Ladies - who are you visualising also 👍🏻😁"
My Gorgeous Captain on left seat while I extend my flaps for takeoff…
V1- ROTATE! Oh yes 🩷🩷🩷🩷 |
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"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.
I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷♀️
Hands free? 😳😈 I so need something like that; I could watch tv, eat and drink and be sexually sated all at the same time 😁"
Exaxtly that and also no exertion required when I dont have the energy 😈 |
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"Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate"
That’s indeed the essence here - lady wanking liberation in effect 😃😃
(Ok, and I’m really nosey as well, I’ll admit) 😜 |
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"Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.
I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…
😂😂 I think that’s a great idea in fact! Ladies - who are you visualising also 👍🏻😁
My Gorgeous Captain on left seat while I extend my flaps for takeoff…
V1- ROTATE! Oh yes 🩷🩷🩷🩷"
Sorry, misunderstood…
No male forumites (regular forumites anyway) have ever been involved in these flaps extensions… none at all.
Ladies? A couple. Or three.  |
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"Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.
I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…
😂😂 I think that’s a great idea in fact! Ladies - who are you visualising also 👍🏻😁
My Gorgeous Captain on left seat while I extend my flaps for takeoff…
V1- ROTATE! Oh yes 🩷🩷🩷🩷
Sorry, misunderstood…
No male forumites (regular forumites anyway) have ever been involved in these flaps extensions… none at all.
Ladies? A couple. Or three. "
Make sure you have the landing gear ready |
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"Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.
I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…
😂😂 I think that’s a great idea in fact! Ladies - who are you visualising also 👍🏻😁
My Gorgeous Captain on left seat while I extend my flaps for takeoff…
V1- ROTATE! Oh yes 🩷🩷🩷🩷
Sorry, misunderstood…
No male forumites (regular forumites anyway) have ever been involved in these flaps extensions… none at all.
Ladies? A couple. Or three. "
Ahhh 😍 - I bet you’ve set off a few ladies minds here on a sexual tangent now as they wonder (and hope), ‘Is it me?’ |
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"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.
I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷♀️
Hands free? 😳😈 I so need something like that; I could watch tv, eat and drink and be sexually sated all at the same time 😁
Exaxtly that and also no exertion required when I dont have the energy 😈"
Now this may sound a bit daft of me but, what happens if you fall asleep with such a device on?
Is there an automatic shut off?
Actually, is it even possible to fall asleep whilst being so pleasured…?
So many questions 😵💫😵💫😜😜 |
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"Also mine is usually between the hours of midnight and 1am once I've procrastinated then finally getting around to house work while my daughter is in bed  "
A ‘witching hour wank’ in effect? I like that idea 😜👍🏻👍🏻 |
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"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.
I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷♀️
Hands free? 😳😈 I so need something like that; I could watch tv, eat and drink and be sexually sated all at the same time 😁
Exaxtly that and also no exertion required when I dont have the energy 😈
Now this may sound a bit daft of me but, what happens if you fall asleep with such a device on?
Is there an automatic shut off?
Actually, is it even possible to fall asleep whilst being so pleasured…?
So many questions 😵💫😵💫😜😜"
Depends how fully charged it is i guess... it would eventually turn off. But it works too well to fall asleep while its on use 🥵 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 4 days ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate"
It’s not that I’m reluctant to admit to wanking, I just don’t see the point in announcing it
Imagine we did that for everything personal.
Really thirsty, who else is drinking water?
Going to clip my toenails, anyone else doing their pedicure?
Finally popped that spot on my bum
Just had a really satisfying shit
It’s just odd |
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"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.
I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷♀️
Hands free? 😳😈 I so need something like that; I could watch tv, eat and drink and be sexually sated all at the same time 😁
Exaxtly that and also no exertion required when I dont have the energy 😈
Now this may sound a bit daft of me but, what happens if you fall asleep with such a device on?
Is there an automatic shut off?
Actually, is it even possible to fall asleep whilst being so pleasured…?
So many questions 😵💫😵💫😜😜
Depends how fully charged it is i guess... it would eventually turn off. But it works too well to fall asleep while its on use 🥵"
😈😈😈 If we chaps don’t already have such an awesome, automatic design, I’m going to make one.
I’ll tentatively call it, ‘The Man Chugger’ 😜👍🏻👍🏻 |
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"Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate
It’s not that I’m reluctant to admit to wanking, I just don’t see the point in announcing it
Imagine we did that for everything personal.
Really thirsty, who else is drinking water?
Going to clip my toenails, anyone else doing their pedicure?
Finally popped that spot on my bum
Just had a really satisfying shit
It’s just odd"
😂😂😂 That’s base and coarse chaps for you.
But wait….
I’m really liking the satisfying shit announcement idea…. 🤔🤔😂😂 |
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By *iver78Man 4 days ago
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"Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate
It’s not that I’m reluctant to admit to wanking, I just don’t see the point in announcing it
Imagine we did that for everything personal.
Really thirsty, who else is drinking water?
Going to clip my toenails, anyone else doing their pedicure?
Finally popped that spot on my bum
Just had a really satisfying shit
It’s just odd"
This is the only point lol
Why do people feel the need to say what and when there doing something ? We all do it yes.  do i want to know ? Not particularly, and if I am doing it do I want to flicking through fab ? |
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"Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate"
I think you summed it up right here. “Especially if you let us watch or duplicate” pfffft, I’m having a wank for me thanks.
Mrs TMN |
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By *eepshow1Man 4 days ago
Parsons Green,London |
"Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate"
Because if a man announces he's gonna have a wank she just say "ok, have fun", and leave him to it.
If a woman announces it, she be bombarded with 500 messages from faceless, detail-less, photo-less profiles from desperate men offering to help, join-in, come over and take photos, or to watch on cam.
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"Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.
I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…
😂😂 I think that’s a great idea in fact! Ladies - who are you visualising also 👍🏻😁
My Gorgeous Captain on left seat while I extend my flaps for takeoff…
V1- ROTATE! Oh yes 🩷🩷🩷🩷"
Who started your APU. |
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"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse "
Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?
‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜 |
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"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse
Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?
‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜"
If I can gain the ability to multi task |
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"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse
Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?
‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜"
Sorry, already done |
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"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse
Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?
‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜
If I can gain the ability to multi task "
😂😂 I always wonder how chaps saying that they’re wanking now, actually pull it off (um….if you’ll excuse the unfortunate pun).
Do they pause to type their progress or else tap away with the free hand? 🤔🤔
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"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse
Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?
‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜
Sorry, already done "
😂😂 Awww 🙁🙁
Erm…a ‘post match report’ maybe then? 😜 |
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"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse
Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?
‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜
Sorry, already done
😂😂 Awww 🙁🙁
Erm…a ‘post match report’ maybe then? 😜"
Had a wank, job’s a good ‘un 
That kind of thing? |
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"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse
Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?
‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜
Sorry, already done
😂😂 Awww 🙁🙁
Erm…a ‘post match report’ maybe then? 😜
Had a wank, job’s a good ‘un
That kind of thing?"
🤣🤣 Absolutely; ‘What a game; the defence was all over the place and that goal came out of nowhere. They’ll be partying in the dressing rooms at that result for sure.’ 😜 |
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"Tis usually on a Sunday evening, OP, when Mr 🐺 goes out with family. I then send footage of said activities for him to watch at leisure "
😈😈 Like Match Of The Day highlights - I likes that idea 😜😜👍🏻 |
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"Tonight after work, I'm not saying who he is, if he reads this he knows 😉
Ooh thank you, hope it’s a good one ☺️☺️😂😂
( Spoiler , it’s not really me )
What a way to out me Stanners  😉"
If only it were true 😘 |
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"Also mine is usually between the hours of midnight and 1am once I've procrastinated then finally getting around to house work while my daughter is in bed "
Does this not turn women into a gremlin if you masturbate after midnight.  |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 4 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"Also mine is usually between the hours of midnight and 1am once I've procrastinated then finally getting around to house work while my daughter is in bed Does this not turn women into a gremlin if you masturbate after midnight. "
Nasty little monsters that cause chaos and mayhem. Oh absolutely 😈 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 4 days ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse
Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?
‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜
Sorry, already done
😂😂 Awww 🙁🙁
Erm…a ‘post match report’ maybe then? 😜
Had a wank, job’s a good ‘un
That kind of thing?
🤣🤣 Absolutely; ‘What a game; the defence was all over the place and that goal came out of nowhere. They’ll be partying in the dressing rooms at that result for sure.’ 😜"
I’m in for this only if I can put my T-shirt over my head and run around screaming like they do when they score a goal in football |
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"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns 
Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈"
Make that 3 down |
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"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse
Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?
‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜
Sorry, already done
😂😂 Awww 🙁🙁
Erm…a ‘post match report’ maybe then? 😜
Had a wank, job’s a good ‘un
That kind of thing?
🤣🤣 Absolutely; ‘What a game; the defence was all over the place and that goal came out of nowhere. They’ll be partying in the dressing rooms at that result for sure.’ 😜
I’m in for this only if I can put my T-shirt over my head and run around screaming like they do when they score a goal in football "
😂😂 Don’t forget the essential knee slide/arms outstretched to the corner flag celebration technique also for that added awesomeness 😜😜 |
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"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns
Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈
Make that 3 down "
😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍 |
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"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns
Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈
Make that 3 down
😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍"
Does 4 a day keep the doctor away? Bit like an apple? |
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"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns
Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈
Make that 3 down
😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍
Does 4 a day keep the doctor away? Bit like an apple?"
That’s the excuse I always employ for my masturbatory antics 😜😂😂👍🏻 |
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"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns
Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈
Make that 3 down
😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍
Does 4 a day keep the doctor away? Bit like an apple?"
You might be on to something, haven't seen my doctor in years 😊 |
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"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns
Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈
Make that 3 down
😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍
Does 4 a day keep the doctor away? Bit like an apple?
You might be on to something, haven't seen my doctor in years 😊 "
Scientifically proven then |
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"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns
Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈
Make that 3 down
😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍
Does 4 a day keep the doctor away? Bit like an apple?
You might be on to something, haven't seen my doctor in years 😊
Scientifically proven then "
Wonder if I try fit a few more in would I reverse the aging process |
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"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns
Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈
Make that 3 down
😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍
Does 4 a day keep the doctor away? Bit like an apple?
You might be on to something, haven't seen my doctor in years 😊
Scientifically proven then
Wonder if I try fit a few more in would I reverse the aging process"
I think you might end up in the upside down 😬 |
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