someone with preferably all or most of the following:
A whisper quiet central aircon
A crystal clear swimming pool
A freezer packed with Cornettos
An automated ice cube dispenser
Frozen Egyptian cotton sheets
A walk-in fridge
A private island with polar bears
An endless supply of water pistols
An endless supply of iced lattes
A swim-up bar serving frozen margaritas
A constant stream of other cold cocktails
An espresso martini slushee machine
A dedicated butler for iced water refills and
Thank you.
Ps will consider appropriate satisfying alternatives |
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"The walk-in fridge option is really tempting at the moment 🥵🥵🥵"
Viz top tip - Go to an old fashioned pub with a downstairs cellar, say you've come to fix the air con. Stay down there for the evening, but no beer! 🍺 |
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"Is there only me loving this weather 🤣 people spend thousands every year for a bit of sun , embrace it  "
Yes but I'm usually sat by a pool with a cocktail, not having to persuade people who have a applied for a job at my company that they actually want the job they applied for..haha |
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"someone with preferably all or most of the following:
A whisper quiet central aircon
A crystal clear swimming pool
A freezer packed with Cornettos
An automated ice cube dispenser
Frozen Egyptian cotton sheets
A walk-in fridge
A private island with polar bears
An endless supply of water pistols
An endless supply of iced lattes
A swim-up bar serving frozen margaritas
A constant stream of other cold cocktails
An espresso martini slushee machine
A dedicated butler for iced water refills and
Thank you.
Ps will consider appropriate satisfying alternatives"
Got it all, you're just not my type... sorry dude. |
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"someone with preferably all or most of the following:
A whisper quiet central aircon
A crystal clear swimming pool
A freezer packed with Cornettos
An automated ice cube dispenser
Frozen Egyptian cotton sheets
A walk-in fridge
A private island with polar bears
An endless supply of water pistols
An endless supply of iced lattes
A swim-up bar serving frozen margaritas
A constant stream of other cold cocktails
An espresso martini slushee machine
A dedicated butler for iced water refills and
Thank you.
Ps will consider appropriate satisfying alternatives
Got it all, you're just not my type... sorry dude. "
Good job that was not that sort of meet then anyway Can I still visit the polar bears though |
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