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"But does it make you horny?"
F**k no!
The thought of any vigorous activity or skin on skin contact has me sweating already. Unless it was in a cold storage room.
How about you Holly. Are you a heat hornster? |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 2 days ago
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"But does it make you horny?
F**k no!
The thought of any vigorous activity or skin on skin contact has me sweating already. Unless it was in a cold storage room.
How about you Holly. Are you a heat hornster? "
Definitely not, I'm melting here 
The last thing I want is more body temperature |
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"But does it make you horny?
F**k no!
The thought of any vigorous activity or skin on skin contact has me sweating already. Unless it was in a cold storage room.
How about you Holly. Are you a heat hornster?
Definitely not, I'm melting here
The last thing I want is more body temperature "
Releasing the heat from your body would.definitely feel so good though!!! Steaming hot cum spurting everywhere would help!!! |
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"Sweating my bollocks off air-conditioning broke at work, the office is full i just want to get naked and stand in front of the fan but I dont think they'd appreciate that lol "
Might wanna check with HR first |
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"My sperm are presently frying in my balls here!
…What a delightful image I have bestowed upon you 🤔😜
True lava will be coming out of the volcanic eruption "
I’m half scared to release my man magma for fear of it burning my tip off…. 😵💫😵💫😱😱😜 |
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"Sweating my bollocks off air-conditioning broke at work, the office is full i just want to get naked and stand in front of the fan but I dont think they'd appreciate that lol
Might wanna check with HR first "
Careful with your dangley bits if it is a stand up fan!!!
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"My sperm are presently frying in my balls here!
…What a delightful image I have bestowed upon you 🤔😜
True lava will be coming out of the volcanic eruption
I’m half scared to release my man magma for fear of it burning my tip off…. 😵💫😵💫😱😱😜"
Imagine the A and E check in report 😂😂😂 |
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"My sperm are presently frying in my balls here!
…What a delightful image I have bestowed upon you 🤔😜
True lava will be coming out of the volcanic eruption
I’m half scared to release my man magma for fear of it burning my tip off…. 😵💫😵💫😱😱😜
Imagine the A and E check in report 😂😂😂"
😂😂😂 ‘Patient appears to have suffered spontaneous combustion of the penis...’ |
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"Sweating my bollocks off air-conditioning broke at work, the office is full i just want to get naked and stand in front of the fan but I dont think they'd appreciate that lol
Might wanna check with HR first
Careful with your dangley bits if it is a stand up fan!!!
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Thats some good advice lol |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 2 days ago
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"My sperm are presently frying in my balls here!
…What a delightful image I have bestowed upon you 🤔😜
True lava will be coming out of the volcanic eruption
I’m half scared to release my man magma for fear of it burning my tip off…. 😵💫😵💫😱😱😜
Imagine the A and E check in report 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 ‘Patient appears to have suffered spontaneous combustion of the penis...’ "
I'm currently sitting with a bag of frozen peas in my pants and ice cubes up my bum to prevent such a calamity |
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"It is indeed but I’ve got a pool to dip into when needed ☀️"
I think we should all chip in, hire a transit so we can go to cookie's and take a dip in her pool and no its not a euphemism you dirty thinking people.
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"My sperm are presently frying in my balls here!
…What a delightful image I have bestowed upon you 🤔😜
True lava will be coming out of the volcanic eruption
I’m half scared to release my man magma for fear of it burning my tip off…. 😵💫😵💫😱😱😜
Imagine the A and E check in report 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 ‘Patient appears to have suffered spontaneous combustion of the penis...’
I'm currently sitting with a bag of frozen peas in my pants and ice cubes up my bum to prevent such a calamity "
Are you using the sperm ice cubes? |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 2 days ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"My sperm are presently frying in my balls here!
…What a delightful image I have bestowed upon you 🤔😜
True lava will be coming out of the volcanic eruption
I’m half scared to release my man magma for fear of it burning my tip off…. 😵💫😵💫😱😱😜
Imagine the A and E check in report 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 ‘Patient appears to have suffered spontaneous combustion of the penis...’
I'm currently sitting with a bag of frozen peas in my pants and ice cubes up my bum to prevent such a calamity
Are you using the sperm ice cubes? "
No, I'm saving those to go with my bottle of Bailey's tonight 👍 |
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"My sperm are presently frying in my balls here!
…What a delightful image I have bestowed upon you 🤔😜
True lava will be coming out of the volcanic eruption
I’m half scared to release my man magma for fear of it burning my tip off…. 😵💫😵💫😱😱😜
Imagine the A and E check in report 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 ‘Patient appears to have suffered spontaneous combustion of the penis...’
I'm currently sitting with a bag of frozen peas in my pants and ice cubes up my bum to prevent such a calamity "
😂😂 That’s a great technique; I might stick one of those chocolate topped Magnums in my rear end.
Erm….That IS chocolate by the way…. 😜👍🏻 |
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"My sperm are presently frying in my balls here!
…What a delightful image I have bestowed upon you 🤔😜
True lava will be coming out of the volcanic eruption
I’m half scared to release my man magma for fear of it burning my tip off…. 😵💫😵💫😱😱😜
Imagine the A and E check in report 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 ‘Patient appears to have suffered spontaneous combustion of the penis...’
I'm currently sitting with a bag of frozen peas in my pants and ice cubes up my bum to prevent such a calamity
😂😂 That’s a great technique; I might stick one of those chocolate topped Magnums in my rear end.
Erm….That IS chocolate by the way…. 😜👍🏻"
Dont use a cherry one as you might think you've done yourself an injury |
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"My sperm are presently frying in my balls here!
…What a delightful image I have bestowed upon you 🤔😜
True lava will be coming out of the volcanic eruption
I’m half scared to release my man magma for fear of it burning my tip off…. 😵💫😵💫😱😱😜
Imagine the A and E check in report 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 ‘Patient appears to have suffered spontaneous combustion of the penis...’
I'm currently sitting with a bag of frozen peas in my pants and ice cubes up my bum to prevent such a calamity
😂😂 That’s a great technique; I might stick one of those chocolate topped Magnums in my rear end.
Erm….That IS chocolate by the way…. 😜👍🏻
Dont use a cherry one as you might think you've done yourself an injury "
😱😱😱😂😂😂 |
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"Sweating my bollocks off air-conditioning broke at work, the office is full i just want to get naked and stand in front of the fan but I dont think they'd appreciate that lol "
Only one way to find out. |
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"Sweating my bollocks off air-conditioning broke at work, the office is full i just want to get naked and stand in front of the fan but I dont think they'd appreciate that lol
Only one way to find out."
That is true tho I feel like ill be in que for the job centre tomorrow if I do lol |
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"My sperm are presently frying in my balls here!
…What a delightful image I have bestowed upon you 🤔😜
Ewww the smell of burning sperms 😂"
Reminds me of my vasectomy. The tube cauterising is, something. |
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