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I’ve had some good news. How about you, if not, make some up.

By *iddlesticks OP Man 2 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve just found out I’ve been picked for team GB at the world procrastination championships to be held in Hawaii, although I’ll be dialling in as I can’t be bothered to organise my travel, maybe I’ll do it tomorrow.

Have you had any good news either real or imaginary.

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By *tannersMan 2 days ago

stanley

Picked for my Golf Club team for next two fixtures. Made me happy ty OP

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 2 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Picked for my Golf Club team for next two fixtures. Made me happy ty OP "

Fore.

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By *hortieWoman 2 days ago

Northampton

I won the lottery!! Fuck you lot moaning about the heat, I'm leaving you all behind to move to Iceland as I can now afford the tenner a pint prices!!!

You can find me in either the pizza or spicy chicken freezer.. depends if I've travelled that day.

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By *infullyObedientWoman 2 days ago

Woodley

I've been awarded Worst Phone Typing 2026.

Judges praised my unique ability to spot spelling mistakes exactly 0.3 seconds after pressing send.

I would like to thank autocorrect, who has clearly given up and did me dirty this morning earning me a temporary messaging ban

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 days ago

London

Scientists have discovered a fruit which, if eaten daily, gives the eater an orgasm exactly 30 minutes after consuming. It's called the cumcumber.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 days ago

London

Flying cars will be available by end of 2027. Bursaries are available to invest in the air highway and job opportunities for locals. Must be comfortable with heights.

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By *earditallWoman 2 days ago

Lancaster

I've become a member of the works...don't give a fuck club today.

I'm ready for some time off so clock watching it is my circus but the monkeys can do what they like today

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By *asualConnectionsMan 2 days ago

bristol

Work is over in 2 hours great news

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By *icecouple561Couple 2 days ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I have been put forward for the 'most likely to' award. Nobody has decided exactly what I'm most likely to bit we all have to start somewhere

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By *aymyhat99Man 2 days ago

Whitley Bay

Noel Edmonds just landed his helicopter in my garden and asked if I'd like a big bag of gold !

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By *heron ShanMan 2 days ago

Durham

Ive bin giving the aword for best spella, I can spel evry word perfekly, the award is misspeled cos it says worst spela.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 2 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve just won an all inclusive holiday to North Sentinel Island.

I can’t wait to meet and enjoy the kind hospitality of the locals there…

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By *ockwellinMan 2 days ago

Over there...

Im up for the Getting It Totally Wrong award for the 55th year running, won it in '98, '99 and '09.

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By *eightsB4DatesMan 2 days ago

north east

I’ve officially been recognised as the poorest man in my town and now will be receiving a 10kg sack of oats every fortnight to help with my plight

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By *ockwellinMan 2 days ago

Over there...

"I’ve officially been recognised as the poorest man in my town and now will be receiving a 10kg sack of oats every fortnight to help with my plight "

Hey, at least you're getting your oats...

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By *verlasting funMan 2 days ago

Newquay

I found a pound coin in Asda car park today and then at self service, someone had left £1.01 in the change tray. Am so happy.

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By *007ManMan 2 days ago

Worthing

Found some Apple share certificates from their 1980 ipo.

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By *evious daveMan 2 days ago

cheshire

ive been picked for GB over 60s 50m egg and spoon race

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By *eightsB4DatesMan 2 days ago

north east

"I’ve officially been recognised as the poorest man in my town and now will be receiving a 10kg sack of oats every fortnight to help with my plight

Hey, at least you're getting your oats..."

Rats and mice will get most of it mate

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By *lirtyFilthWoman 2 days ago

Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple

I’ve just found out I’m a great aunt again 🥰🥳

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By *ogue78Man 2 days ago

Edinburgh

"I’ve just won an all inclusive holiday to North Sentinel Island.

I can’t wait to meet and enjoy the kind hospitality of the locals there… "

I'm surprised that they added a return ticket...

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By *he MinionMan 2 days ago

Surrey

I won last nights euro millions.

Its not in the bank yet so i havent told anyone or told my boss how much of a top fella he is, or asked how has he managed to get to where he is in life, without being punched in the face more often ?

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