"Trying to think of the coldest thing I can think of…
Ah yeah.. the reaction of women on here when I ask them if they fancy a fuck.
An hours access to my inbox will cool you right down "
Actually willing to try anything currently |
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"Mmm cold things..
Waking up each day for six months with f**k off big icebergs floating past literally 30 yards from my window and living in a snow hole for a week... That was a bit chilly. "
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"Go meet my ex-Wife.
Do I mention it was you who suggested it, for extra iciness?"
I’m not sure that’s possible according to the laws of Physics Stanners, but give it a go.
Been nice knowing you 👍👍😂 |
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"Who remembers arctic roll?
Hell yes and the chocolate version too
Never had that one
They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ? "
Do you feel like you were lied to I do. |
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"Who remembers arctic roll?
Hell yes and the chocolate version too
Never had that one
They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ?
Do you feel like you were lied to I do."
Are you and Bella almost here? Don’t be stopping at Tebay for cakes whilst I’m here waiting 😂😂😂 |
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"Who remembers arctic roll?
Hell yes and the chocolate version too
Never had that one
They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ?
Do you feel like you were lied to I do.
Are you and Bella almost here? Don’t be stopping at Tebay for cakes whilst I’m here waiting 😂😂😂"
Not even lemon drizzle? |
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"My daughter is in Alaska and she’s just sent me a video of an icy cold lake they’re swimming in. It looks like bliss "
Alaska is lovely had a couple of trips there and enjoyed them enormously, well apart from the Moose incident. |
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"Who remembers arctic roll?
Hell yes and the chocolate version too
Never had that one
They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ?
Do you feel like you were lied to I do.
Are you and Bella almost here? Don’t be stopping at Tebay for cakes whilst I’m here waiting 😂😂😂
Not even lemon drizzle?"
Not even an Arctic fecking roll 😂😂😂 |
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"Who remembers arctic roll?
Hell yes and the chocolate version too
Never had that one
They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ?
Do you feel like you were lied to I do.
Are you and Bella almost here? Don’t be stopping at Tebay for cakes whilst I’m here waiting 😂😂😂
Not even lemon drizzle?
Not even an Arctic fecking roll 😂😂😂"
Chocolate one 😋 |
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"Who remembers arctic roll?
Hell yes and the chocolate version too
Never had that one
They had a chocolate version 😳 the f**k has gone wrong with my life that i missed that ?
Do you feel like you were lied to I do."
Loved the sponge, loved the ice cream, hated the jam, the fact there was a chocolate one that i never tried is gutting... 😞, someone tell me the choccy one still had jam in it, at least then I'll not feel so bad. |
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