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By *educing_Em OP   Couple 3 days ago

Tipperary

Or more specifically late night online shopping gives you a Lemon🍋

Mother of sweet divine! I'm never really all that impressed with toys but after seeing the reviews I took a chance. It seriously lives up to the hype and more💦

So what's your favourite toy and what toy didn't live up to your expectations?

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By *rtydeedsdnedrtcheapMan 3 days ago

Wirral

LEGO Robin Hood set

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By *hinstrapMan 3 days ago

sheffield

Hot wheels

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 3 days ago

Glasgow

This is a new one. I’m away to Google the lemon.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 days ago

Round the bend

My Lemon 🍋😍😍😍

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By *mf123Man 3 days ago

with one foot out the door

Throw em at hobos at traffic lights

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By *hickthighs-26Woman 3 days ago

the land of vagina

Ah the lemon didnt really do much for me at all unfortunately. Ive never found anything that beats my wand

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By *outhDublinMan86Man 3 days ago

south dublin

I’ve heard the avocado is good too. Lemon sounds fun!

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By *educing_Em OP   Couple 3 days ago

Tipperary


"LEGO Robin Hood set"

I should have expected this to happen

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By *educing_Em OP   Couple 3 days ago

Tipperary


"My Lemon 🍋😍😍😍"

It's just perfect isn't it🥹

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By *iver78Man 3 days ago

barton upon humber

Im not even googling it , just unfair ladies have such choices

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By *heElvingtonTwoCouple 3 days ago

The Ramtops

Get mad

Demand to see life’s manager make life rue the day it gave cave Johnson lemons!

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By *educing_Em OP   Couple 3 days ago

Tipperary


"Throw em at hobos at traffic lights"

I hope we're talking about the edible type because the rechargeable ones would be an expensive hobby

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By *educing_Em OP   Couple 3 days ago

Tipperary


"Ah the lemon didnt really do much for me at all unfortunately. Ive never found anything that beats my wand "

That's a shame but if the wand works it works

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 days ago

Round the bend


"My Lemon 🍋😍😍😍

It's just perfect isn't it🥹"

It is! I think a few forumites bought one after my glowing (literally!) recommendation 🥵

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By *mf123Man 3 days ago

with one foot out the door


"Throw em at hobos at traffic lights

I hope we're talking about the edible type because the rechargeable ones would be an expensive hobby "

yes didnt know fruit had batterys

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By *educing_Em OP   Couple 3 days ago

Tipperary


"Im not even googling it , just unfair ladies have such choices"

This is a very valid point. I've thought that myself while looking at websites, you can either have a rubber cock sleeve or something to put up your bum

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By *educing_Em OP   Couple 3 days ago

Tipperary


"My Lemon 🍋😍😍😍

It's just perfect isn't it🥹

It is! I think a few forumites bought one after my glowing (literally!) recommendation 🥵"

I've found I have no willpower with it , I can't put it down!

I'm like one of those test rats that keeps pressing the button till it eventually starves to death😭

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman 3 days ago

Hampshire

Is this similar to the rose? And other 'sucking' toys? I found mine to be just too much - over stimulation if you like. Couldn't handle it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 3 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm…I have a banana…

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By *educing_Em OP   Couple 3 days ago

Tipperary


"Is this similar to the rose? And other 'sucking' toys? I found mine to be just too much - over stimulation if you like. Couldn't handle it. "

Yes it sucks and vibrates. I've never used the rose so I can't compare but this one starts at a really low setting and you can turn up the intensity. I notice that it can vary with where you place it to or what angle you hold it .

The brand I got is called ROMP it was half the price of the hello Nancy one

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By *a LunaWoman 3 days ago

Wales

I find any “licking” sex toy really shit at doing what it’s supposed to. It’s like being tickled, which is just annoying

My best sex toy ever is the cheapy Tracey Cox bullet vibrator. I’ve had mine years, and does the job perfectly.

Sadly I find Wands too powerful so only use them on men

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By *rBruMan 3 days ago

Cardiff


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Sadly I find Wands too powerful so only use them on men "

Oh you dirty girl 😈

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By *dible_KinkCouple 3 days ago

Aberdeen

I will have to try it, my favorite is my wand, nothing has been as good at that.

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By *he MinionMan 3 days ago

Surrey

I've been called a lemon quite often 🤷‍♂️

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 3 days ago

North West

I never got a Mr Frosty 😭 but I believe they didn’t live up to expectations

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By *a LunaWoman 3 days ago

Wales


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Sadly I find Wands too powerful so only use them on men

Oh you dirty girl 😈"

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By *outhDublinMan86Man 3 days ago

south dublin


"I never got a Mr Frosty 😭 but I believe they didn’t live up to expectations "

That was ok my Santa list for no lie, 5 years. I also never got one

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By *educing_Em OP   Couple 3 days ago

Tipperary


"I never got a Mr Frosty 😭 but I believe they didn’t live up to expectations

That was ok my Santa list for no lie, 5 years. I also never got one "

This made me sad

You are an adult with free will, go buy that MrFrosty!

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By *outhDublinMan86Man 3 days ago

south dublin


"I never got a Mr Frosty 😭 but I believe they didn’t live up to expectations

That was ok my Santa list for no lie, 5 years. I also never got one

This made me sad

You are an adult with free will, go buy that MrFrosty!"

They still make them? I assumed they’d be banned due to health and safety with all the dyes and stuff?!

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By *dible_KinkCouple 3 days ago

Aberdeen


"I never got a Mr Frosty 😭 but I believe they didn’t live up to expectations

That was ok my Santa list for no lie, 5 years. I also never got one

This made me sad

You are an adult with free will, go buy that MrFrosty!

They still make them? I assumed they’d be banned due to health and safety with all the dyes and stuff?!"

The blades weren't strong enough to cut the ice, so the whole concept fell down at the first hurdle. 🙈

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 days ago

Woodley

The name is rubbish but Traceys Dog is the best toy I have ever had. Never found anything that matches it. Sucks your clit with internal vibrator. Hands free and works every time!

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