Not particularly funny or owt but I was so d*unk on my own stag do that I can’t remember the naked lap dance I had in a strip joint in Germany.
The only proper lap dance I’ve ever had in my life … and I can’t recall it 😣 |
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"I couldn’t agree more I was lucky to go to the derby game and it was insane
You are so lucky! It wasn't River unfortunately, it was Velez so still a good atmosphere. When the stadium rocks..."
Literally rocks i thought it might crumble at one point |
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I went to Rhodes with friends. They blindfolded me and dressed me up as a granny for a night out with crocs and socks - wig included. They also dressed in equally old lady eque charity shop finds. Spent most of the week d*unk and sunbathing. Was the rest I needed. |
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Squaddie stag do. Weekend in Blackpool
Early on the Saturday, having a drink in a pub near the front.
DJ is trying to excite the crowd and plays “I believe in miracles” and tries to encourage a full Monty moment.
Squaddies.
A couple of the lads do strip completely, and when the music ends, are not in a hurry to get dressed. Just stand around and drink their beer.
An increasingly worried DJ has realised that he may have gone too far. |
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"Squaddie stag do. Weekend in Blackpool
Early on the Saturday, having a drink in a pub near the front.
DJ is trying to excite the crowd and plays “I believe in miracles” and tries to encourage a full Monty moment.
Squaddies.
A couple of the lads do strip completely, and when the music ends, are not in a hurry to get dressed. Just stand around and drink their beer.
An increasingly worried DJ has realised that he may have gone too far."
DJ obviously didn’t know the forces loves to get their kit off - they don’t usually even need encouraging 🤣🤣 |
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I've only ever been on two hen dos - my own and my sister's.
They were both fun, with similar themes around drinking and dancing.
No naughty stories to tell. We just enjoyed the fun atmosphere and the great company. |
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Never been back 😂
