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By *recklesAndGym OP Man 8 hours ago

Lancashire

You've just had an emergency text message warning of a zombie apocalypse.

What is the first thing you're doing?

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 8 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

Dressing up like a zombie

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 8 hours ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Get rat arsed 🤣🤣🤣

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By *rMrs DelightCouple 8 hours ago

Wigan

"Dressing up like a zombie"

😂😂

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By *recklesAndGym OP Man 8 hours ago

Lancashire

"Dressing up like a zombie"

You may be onto something here

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By *actile TensionMan 8 hours ago

Sussex

Lock myself in a shopping mall

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By *tannersMan 8 hours ago

stanley

Asking Holly if she’ll help dress me as a zombie too

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By *couser40OnTourMan 8 hours ago

Maghull

Jumping in here for a last minute emergency meet.

If im gonna turn in to a zombie i want a erection

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By *ourpornfixMan 8 hours ago

East Cheshire

Heading for my apocalypse shelter which is fully equipped with anti-zombie shields and the sort of weapons that really put the O in zombie.

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By *rMrs DelightCouple 8 hours ago

Wigan

Sometimes I think my husband is a zombie because his cock always seems dead

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By *recklesAndGym OP Man 8 hours ago

Lancashire

"Sometimes I think my husband is a zombie because his cock always seems dead "

This made me laugh more than it should 😂

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By *recklesAndGym OP Man 8 hours ago

Lancashire

"Lock myself in a shopping mall"

What if there's zombies there?

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By *i-subhubby.Man 8 hours ago

Ballasalla.

Nothing over here.

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By *tannersMan 8 hours ago

stanley

Scared the bejesus out of me

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By *he HMFsCouple 8 hours ago

Stratford Upon Avon

"You've just had an emergency text message warning of a zombie apocalypse.

What is the first thing you're doing? "

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 8 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Dressing up like a zombie

You may be onto something here "

Tis a cunning plan

Not that I've given these things much thought before

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By *recklesAndGym OP Man 8 hours ago

Lancashire

"You've just had an emergency text message warning of a zombie apocalypse.

What is the first thing you're doing?

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over"

This is why you'll survive

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By *peedyGMan 8 hours ago

Telford

Drinking all of my scotch!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 8 hours ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Drinking all of my scotch!

Get rat arsed together??

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By *peedyGMan 8 hours ago

Telford

"Drinking all of my scotch!

Get rat arsed together??

At my expense?? Go on then.. just for you!

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By *teelCityCoupleCouple 8 hours ago

Sheffield

Holing up in the big Asda!

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By *aven RedWoman 8 hours ago

the land of BOBFOC x

Grabbing my bag. I could survive for ages with the contents, or so my kids tell me x

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By *recklesAndGym OP Man 8 hours ago

Lancashire

"Holing up in the big Asda!"

You could survive for a while especially with the stuff in Asda. Depending if there's not many people around

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 8 hours ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Drinking all of my scotch!

Get rat arsed together??

At my expense?? Go on then.. just for you!

😘😘😘

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By *ikerabbits!Couple 8 hours ago

Surrey

Ask our fit neighbours to join us in an orgy 😈

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By *recklesAndGym OP Man 8 hours ago

Lancashire

"Ask our fit neighbours to join us in an orgy 😈"

Let's hope they're not zombies

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By *ikerabbits!Couple 8 hours ago

Surrey

"Ask our fit neighbours to join us in an orgy 😈

Let's hope they're not zombies "

Very good point! 😳

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