chinese proverbs

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

Foolish man give wife grand piano..wise man give wife upright organ

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confuser says:

Man who goes to sleep with babe on his mind - wakes up with solution in hand!

By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

If chain is still swinging, then seat is still warm.

Man who pisses into the wind, gets his own back.

By *ackandkateCouple over a year ago

Truro

Man who sticks his cock in the fireplace is fucking grate

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bankok

By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

Married man who shag girl on hill not on level