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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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has anyone heard bout the family on their hols abroad and they got burgled! the intruder used there disposable camera and took a pic of both there toothbrushes stuck up his arse then put the toothbrushes back in the bathroom! the couple didnt realise til they got home and developed the film!! uggghhhhh lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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 I am envisaging the poor couple gagging and bleching all over the room on seeing the pics.... wonder if they were showing them to their friends at the time?  |
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I know a couple of double glazing salesmen, now couples who need double glazing in their houses have to have a salesman call round, measure the windows in the rooms etc.
Next time you give a salesman a hard time and during the night he visits the loo alone, I really really recommend using new toothbrushes from a sealed pack after he leaves.
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"I know a couple of double glazing salesmen, now couples who need double glazing in their houses have to have a salesman call round, measure the windows in the rooms etc.
Next time you give a salesman a hard time and during the night he visits the loo alone, I really really recommend using new toothbrushes from a sealed pack after he leaves.
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Never use the kettle in a hotel room without washing first  |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
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Never use the kettle in a hotel room without washing first "
Or the glasses in the bathroom. The last thing the maid does is to wipe round the bath and the top of the toilet with the used towels, before wiping the glass you have used when brushing your teeth.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An old mate of mine used to do the suspended ceiling's that the offices all have these days. He told me once about a job where one of the Guys who worked as a Clerk in this Office gave them a hard time over the first 3 days of the 4 day job. The revenge????
The Clerk Guy, like most, left his pens and pencils on the top of his desk when he finished for the day. So on the evening of the 3rd day, after everyone had gone home, one of my mates team, shoved the non writing end up his arse. Why did he do that? what do most people do with the other end of a pen?? yep they chew it...karma! |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
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closer to home
when in the shower -- what is the last bits of you that you rub with the soap ?
next time in the shower what is the first thing you wash with the same soap ?
think about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this is how urban myths start. Without any source or referance hard to take it as true. "
It's had me giggling for 2 days now with this thread..... who cares how true it is/isn't? lol xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You women are so obsessive over your toothbrushes what is with you ?
My ex wife was the same always nagging me for using her toothbrush, it really got on my nerves.
I told her time and again "if she can come up with something better for getting dog shit off trainers I would happily use that instead"
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"this is how urban myths start. Without any source or referance hard to take it as true. "
Look it's funny! lol
It doesn't matter that in all probability the film in their disposable camera would have been fucked by the scanners at the airport, if they hadn't had it processed before they returned.
Just go with the mental image of the photo 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"has anyone heard bout the family on their hols abroad and they got burgled! the intruder used there disposable camera and took a pic of both there toothbrushes stuck up his arse then put the toothbrushes back in the bathroom! the couple didnt realise til they got home and developed the film!! uggghhhhh lol"
I read about an incident like this years ago, has this happened gain more recently?. |
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"Reading between the lines, one could assume that the couple had no idea that their toothbrushes had been sexually assaulted in such a despicable way until they saw their photos after the holiday.... which infers that they had continued to use the brushes for the remainder of their holiday... and from that we can deduce that the burglar had, in fact, cleaned any residue shit off them before placing them carefully back where he found them.
I'd say he was a thoroughly decent chap, wouldn't you?  "
I thought I had stopped laughing at this thread...............WRONG! |
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"Reading between the lines, one could assume that the couple had no idea that their toothbrushes had been sexually assaulted in such a despicable way until they saw their photos after the holiday.... which infers that they had continued to use the brushes for the remainder of their holiday... and from that we can deduce that the burglar had, in fact, cleaned any residue shit off them before placing them carefully back where he found them.
I'd say he was a thoroughly decent chap, wouldn't you?
I thought I had stopped laughing at this thread...............WRONG!"
To paraphrase a reply of yours from a different thread
You sick b*stard!!! ,
(OK not paraphrase so much as copy parrot fashion )  |
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