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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?"

You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?"

??? and you're qualified HOW?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?

You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?

You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos

I dont think you use domestos its special bum bleach for the job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?

??? and you're qualified HOW?"

I'm not but everyone has to start sometime if you want I will be careful and not leave it on too long.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?"

Good luck with that..er lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?

You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos

I dont think you use domestos its special bum bleach for the job. "

Just looked and boots dont stock "bum bleach"

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?

??? and you're qualified HOW?

I'm not but everyone has to start sometime if you want I will be careful and not leave it on too long.

Haha...it happens to be banned in the Uk

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?

You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos

I dont think you use domestos its special bum bleach for the job.

Just looked and boots dont stock "bum bleach"

Well I am not an expert but the hair stuff would be ok i am thinking cos it doesn't burn your scalp or anything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?

??? and you're qualified HOW?

I'm not but everyone has to start sometime if you want I will be careful and not leave it on too long.

Haha...it happens to be banned in the Uk"

What the police would lock me up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes."

I just actually bloody well pee'd my self laughing!

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?

You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos

I dont think you use domestos its special bum bleach for the job.

Just looked and boots dont stock "bum bleach"

Well I am not an expert but the hair stuff would be ok i am thinking cos it doesn't burn your scalp or anything."

well really you should do your own...60 volume peroxide would be my best bet...DO make sure you post how you get on..IF you ever sit down again lol

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes."

Hey! You could leave it on for too long, then get to apply burn cream too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

Quite a mild one compared to some.....but i do have visions of all these women at the A and E , trying to explain why their arses are brighter than white ,but it hurts like fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes.

Hey! You could leave it on for too long, then get to apply burn cream too! "

I would be real careful and use a stopwatch so not on too long for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

brings a new meaning to the sun shines out of his/her ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?

You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos

I dont think you use domestos its special bum bleach for the job.

Just looked and boots dont stock "bum bleach"

Well I am not an expert but the hair stuff would be ok i am thinking cos it doesn't burn your scalp or anything.

well really you should do your own...60 volume peroxide would be my best bet...DO make sure you post how you get on..IF you ever sit down again lol"

Mine is not stained its ok but I am not really interested in doing mens its women's bum holes that interest me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes."

fucking hell! hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

Quite a mild one compared to some.....but i do have visions of all these women at the A and E , trying to explain why their arses are brighter than white ,but it hurts like fuck

I wouldn't do colgate bum boles I would be careful not to go that far you wouldn't want a glow in the dark hole for sure.

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

everyone likes a nice white smile, but this is ridiculous....."bum bleach"...pmsl

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes.

Hey! You could leave it on for too long, then get to apply burn cream too!

I would be real careful and use a stopwatch so not on too long for sure."

I meant you could get double the pleasure, first anal bleach cream, then burn cream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"everyone likes a nice white smile, but this is ridiculous....."bum bleach"...pmsl"

Sure cos people do teeth all the time so why not bums to make them fresh looking.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"everyone likes a nice white smile, but this is ridiculous....."bum bleach"...pmsl"

Can you imagine a beach bum with a bleached bum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

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By *hris148Man over a year ago

Post of the week nomination from me

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"everyone likes a nice white smile, but this is ridiculous....."bum bleach"...pmsl

Sure cos people do teeth all the time so why not bums to make them fresh looking.

Will you change your avatar pic if you get yours done?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes.

Hey! You could leave it on for too long, then get to apply burn cream too!

I would be real careful and use a stopwatch so not on too long for sure.

I meant you could get double the pleasure, first anal bleach cream, then burn cream. "

That kind of worries me see if I over bleached a womans bum her hubbie might be well pissed and resort to..... well something not nice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"everyone likes a nice white smile, but this is ridiculous....."bum bleach"...pmsl

Sure cos people do teeth all the time so why not bums to make them fresh looking.

Yerrr but it would be like gilding a wheely bin

and thats still full of shite

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Post of the week nomination from me"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"everyone likes a nice white smile, but this is ridiculous....."bum bleach"...pmsl

Sure cos people do teeth all the time so why not bums to make them fresh looking.

Will you change your avatar pic if you get yours done?"

If i was to get mine done sure but i am not into doing mine or guys bums.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it? "

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

"Post of the week nomination from me

this

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

my husband has just read this post and is in tears with laughter.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

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By *hris148Man over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

240v in the anus?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"my husband has just read this post and is in tears with laughter....."

Will he let me come round and we can do yours? Bet he is a nice guy and would love to see you glowing at bedtime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

240v in the anus?????"

No no wow that would be not nice a back 240 v massage much better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread has me pissing myself! I can't stop laughing!

@shallow hal ...you rock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Start with a bit of tipex for a practise run xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Start with a bit of tipex for a practise run xx

So on a meet after do I ask her or just start tipexing out her.... what do you call them rust stains?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you fooking mental

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............

its only fair

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By *hris148Man over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............

its only fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............

its only fair

Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you fooking mental

No are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Start with a bit of tipex for a practise run xx

So on a meet after do I ask her or just start tipexing out her.... what do you call them rust stains?"
Rusty sherriffs badge .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surely it's Duraglit for a rusty sheriff's badge...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Start with a bit of tipex for a practise run xx

So on a meet after do I ask her or just start tipexing out her.... what do you call them rust stains? Rusty sherriffs badge .

Can I ask have you done the tipex on the sheriffs badge its just that you come across as having some experience and wisdom on this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............

its only fair

Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching? "

You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............

its only fair

Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?

You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined

If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............

its only fair

Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?

You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined

You'd let Gordon Ramsey redecorate ya back door...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely it's Duraglit for a rusty sheriff's badge...

"
Or maybe a quick Grit Blast . Use to get the rust of gas pipes for Bp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............

its only fair

Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?

You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined

If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested?

ermmmmmmm let me think about it.....

NOPE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

@this thread lolz!

I'm loving this!!

Shallow Hal..we should go for a pint, I'm straight, but let's go drink some beer and talk some shite!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............

its only fair

Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?

You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined

If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested?

ermmmmmmm let me think about it.....

NOPE

Ok what about if I throw in some garlic bread and some Chianti?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"@this thread lolz!

I'm loving this!!

Shallow Hal..we should go for a pint, I'm straight, but let's go drink some beer and talk some shite!

Have you ever worn suspenders and how dark is your sheriffs badge?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............

its only fair

Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?

You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined

If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested?

ermmmmmmm let me think about it.....

NOPE

Ok what about if I throw in some garlic bread and some Chianti?

and some alfafa beans eh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"@this thread lolz!

I'm loving this!!

Shallow Hal..we should go for a pint, I'm straight, but let's go drink some beer and talk some shite!

Have you ever worn suspenders and how dark is your sheriffs badge?

Actually, scratch that pint.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For the 2nd time tonight I'm crying , this is the best thread in ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"@this thread lolz!

I'm loving this!!

Shallow Hal..we should go for a pint, I'm straight, but let's go drink some beer and talk some shite!

Have you ever worn suspenders and how dark is your sheriffs badge?

Actually, scratch that pint.

Chicken

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By *G CoupleCouple over a year ago

kent

google starwhite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

I would get to see lots of bums and help people with stained holes."

This man is gas hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............

its only fair

Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?

You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined

If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested?

ermmmmmmm let me think about it.....

NOPE

Ok what about if I throw in some garlic bread and some Chianti?

and some alfafa beans eh

I... what are they? I could go apple pie and custard although all that food then doing the bleaching might not be the wisest combination we could bleach first?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

Quite a mild one compared to some.....but i do have visions of all these women at the A and E , trying to explain why their arses are brighter than white ,but it hurts like fuck

I wouldn't do colgate bum boles I would be careful not to go that far you wouldn't want a glow in the dark hole for sure."

I think a glow in the dark hole could be quite beneficial.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"google starwhite

What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

Quite a mild one compared to some.....but i do have visions of all these women at the A and E , trying to explain why their arses are brighter than white ,but it hurts like fuck

I wouldn't do colgate bum boles I would be careful not to go that far you wouldn't want a glow in the dark hole for sure.

I think a glow in the dark hole could be quite beneficial.

Yeh your right like airport night time landing lights it could be wicked for in the dark sex.

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By *G CoupleCouple over a year ago

kent

"google starwhite

What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.

its anal bleaching cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"google starwhite

What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.

rofpmsl my fooking side is killing me and I'm finding it hard to see through the tears

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why would you want to bleach bums.. strange fetish lol

Quite a mild one compared to some.....but i do have visions of all these women at the A and E , trying to explain why their arses are brighter than white ,but it hurts like fuck

I wouldn't do colgate bum boles I would be careful not to go that far you wouldn't want a glow in the dark hole for sure.

I think a glow in the dark hole could be quite beneficial.

Yeh your right like airport night time landing lights it could be wicked for in the dark sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"google starwhite

What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.

rofpmsl my fooking side is killing me and I'm finding it hard to see through the tears "

Dont ever google waffles they sure not good for you best advice ever honest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chicken

I ain't a chicken about nothing!

But I draw the line at some dude bleaching my arsehole!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"google starwhite

What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.

rofpmsl my fooking side is killing me and I'm finding it hard to see through the tears

Dont ever google waffles they sure not good for you best advice ever honest.

Seen that , it's the fried rice you really got to watch out for

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chicken

I ain't a chicken about nothing!

But I draw the line at some dude bleaching my arsehole!

Live a little I will buy the stockings

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"google starwhite

What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.

rofpmsl my fooking side is killing me and I'm finding it hard to see through the tears

Dont ever google waffles they sure not good for you best advice ever honest.

Seen that , it's the fried rice you really got to watch out for

Rice?

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By *G CoupleCouple over a year ago

kent

the weird thing is the site i clicked on has a colour chart? black, blue red silver, clear, white and mixed. i would imagine by default the colour would go red for a while but what are the other colours for? a blue bum ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"google starwhite

What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.

rofpmsl my fooking side is killing me and I'm finding it hard to see through the tears

Dont ever google waffles they sure not good for you best advice ever honest.

Seen that , it's the fried rice you really got to watch out for

Rice?"

Yep don't google fried rice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chicken

I ain't a chicken about nothing!

But I draw the line at some dude bleaching my arsehole!

Live a little I will buy the stockings

Fuck right off! lol!

Muahaha your bloody joking.

Dude you got more chance of winning the lotto 3 times on the consecutive bounce than getting me in stockings and/or somewhat "combiningly" bleaching my pretty arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"the weird thing is the site i clicked on has a colour chart? black, blue red silver, clear, white and mixed. i would imagine by default the colour would go red for a while but what are the other colours for? a blue bum ??"

It was blue I think don't look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chicken

I ain't a chicken about nothing!

But I draw the line at some dude bleaching my arsehole!

Live a little I will buy the stockings

Fuck right off! lol!

Muahaha your bloody joking.

Dude you got more chance of winning the lotto 3 times on the consecutive bounce than getting me in stockings and/or somewhat "combiningly" bleaching my pretty arsehole.

That good? give me some lottery numbers and quick I'll put a tenner on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............

its only fair

Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?

You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined

If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested?

ermmmmmmm let me think about it.....

NOPE

Ok what about if I throw in some garlic bread and some Chianti?

and some alfafa beans eh

I... what are they? I could go apple pie and custard although all that food then doing the bleaching might not be the wisest combination we could bleach first?

Mind you...

with energy prices rising, it might help to have a glow in the dark arse hole....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks hal

I know you didnt intend it to be funny , but this has really tickled me and put a smile on my face....

So you are up for it?

Look..im smiling but its no thanks to me arse being made to look like a shining star .nooooooooooo way jose

I will throw in a 240v massage too

If i can use a 10 inch strap on covered in deep heat up your arse first then maybe the massage ............

its only fair

Wow you're scary! I... my forehead started sweating there my bum is virginal and.... no I really don't think I could how about I cook for you instead and then do the bleaching?

You would have to be a triple michelin starred famous chef for me to get me sherrifs badge shined

If I hung 4 dunlops and a Pirelli on the wall and did meatballs and spaghetti would you let me do the tippex thing the other dude suggested?

ermmmmmmm let me think about it.....

NOPE

Ok what about if I throw in some garlic bread and some Chianti?

and some alfafa beans eh

I... what are they? I could go apple pie and custard although all that food then doing the bleaching might not be the wisest combination we could bleach first?

Mind you...

with energy prices rising, it might help to have a glow in the dark arse hole....

I am glad you have come round to the idea when do we do it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?

You really think some lady is gonna trust you and a bottle of domestos

I have done research and you use Pink Daisy its specialist stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?"

why not offer a pube platting or extensions service. as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One way to get rid of clinkers I suppose.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would love to have a go doing a womans anus. Anyone out there with a dark skinned hole but who would like to receive?

why not offer a pube platting or extensions service. as well"

I once came across a really dense vag forest but its too wiry to plat isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One way to get rid of clinkers I suppose.x"

I think you have to pluck them off first I have been reading up on the techniques.

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By *eareenaCouple over a year ago

Rockford

I am quite happy with my chocolate starfish so you leave my turd cutter alone thanks. .. sheesh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Still looking and now I know what to use that won't burn your bum just make it look nice anyone up for it?

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

Well I am not an expert but the hair stuff would be ok i am thinking cos it doesn't burn your scalp or anything."

Try putting a dab on your bell end.... Think you may find it smarts a tad...

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Aww thanks OP for the offer... However i dont need to change my " ring tone" ... The sun shine outta my arse gives the perfect glow! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did you check in super drug as well because you would need a large haul of drugs to allow anyone near your rusty bullit hole !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"did you check in super drug as well because you would need a large haul of drugs to allow anyone near your rusty bullit hole !!!!!"

You can get it on line and as long as you follow instructions and time its perfectly safe just getting volunteers is hard.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

While your up there you could camaflauge the piles at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a few arseholes on here that need lightening up lol

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

"google starwhite

What will I get? The last time I trusted someone on the google thing I was sick on my keyboard it was some coloured waffle thing.

its anal bleaching cream"

advice make sure no cats about as they like bleach lol

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

"There's a few arseholes on here that need lightening up lol"
.. dont you mean they need a bleaching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

now we know what that bright light is, the one you're supposed to see when your dying.

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