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Things I am now too old to do lol
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
I can't get d*unk and function normally the next day, I need at least a weekend to recover!
I can no longer pretend to like people I've become quite blunt lately.
Too old for most of the junk on TV.
I'm sure I must be too old for lots of things but I can't remember what they are   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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According to my kids everything lol
my daughter threw all my nice underwear out a while back because she said I was to old to wear it, im not allowed to buy stocking either  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Too old to wear a nappy without it being seen as some sort of kink.
dont worry give it a few years you will be encouraged to wear them again
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Not necessarily. My aunt is 91 and perfectly able to perform her own ablutions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too old to play truant from school.or go to school.lol.unless its dome kinky role pay school.lol.poppyxx
Up here, playing truant is called dogging."
Haha I have never thought about that before. I use to go dogging when I was young |
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"I can't get d*unk and function normally the next day, I need at least a weekend to recover!
I can no longer pretend to like people I've become quite blunt lately.
Too old for most of the junk on TV.
I'm sure I must be too old for lots of things but I can't remember what they are "
Seems to me like you've got your funeral all planned up.....! |
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The great thing is, we probably could do many of these things, it's just that we're influenced not to - such as someone who mentioned the age for military service etc.
I don't skip down the road as much as I used to, but don't stop doing it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't get d*unk and function normally the next day, I need at least a weekend to recover!
I can no longer pretend to like people I've become quite blunt lately.
Too old for most of the junk on TV.
I'm sure I must be too old for lots of things but I can't remember what they are "
Do you ever really get too old to do something or is it more you can only do it badly compared to when you were younger? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too old for an 18 to 30s holiday. Thank god "
I had a mate who split with a long term partner and then got with someone new, they tried booking 18-30 holiday & realised they could only go on one, she would turn 18 just before he turned 30! We giggled wildly at the "predicament" |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"Too old for an 18 to 30s holiday. Thank god
I had a mate who split with a long term partner and then got with someone new, they tried booking 18-30 holiday & realised they could only go on one, she would turn 18 just before he turned 30! We giggled wildly at the "predicament""
Unlike ur friend.if im reading that right |
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Hitting the big big 50 shortly and I feel ancient according to the kids, I asked then to knock on our bed room before they walk and they said you not still doing it at your age.
We might as well start digging our grave according to them
Sad but true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too old to go all night
Too old to repeat
Too old to share my bed all night wiv someone
Too old not to interject when someone is telling me something which patently isn't true
Too old to put up with people's children running round my feet
Too old to bother clubbing
Too old to listen to long diatribes of shite from ANYONE
Too old to believe everything I'm told
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Too old to care what other people think of me |
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Those were the days. Lmao 
