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Potatoes are versatile but what can't you do with a potato ?
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"I currently can't do anything with a potato because I don't have any. Will an onion do?" It may make you cry... | |||
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"Turn it into chocolate." yes please, as an Irish man I will probably be exiled for saying this ....I dont like potatoes, cant stand the stuff so anything else is good with me | |||
"Turn it into chocolate. yes please, as an Irish man I will probably be exiled for saying this ....I dont like potatoes, cant stand the stuff so anything else is good with me "I am outraged...an Irishman who doesn't like Potatoes!! | |||
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"Use as tampons...and No I haven't tried. "You could probably use them as a bung. | |||
"Use as tampons...and No I haven't tried. "
That's one way to plug the flood I guess! | |||
"Turn it into chocolate. yes please, as an Irish man I will probably be exiled for saying this ....I dont like potatoes, cant stand the stuff so anything else is good with me I am outraged...an Irishman who doesn't like Potatoes!! "I know the shame of it (and I don't like Guinness either)  | |||
"Turn it into chocolate. yes please, as an Irish man I will probably be exiled for saying this ....I dont like potatoes, cant stand the stuff so anything else is good with me I am outraged...an Irishman who doesn't like Potatoes!!
I know the shame of it (and I don't like Guinness either) "Don't talk about Guinness, I over indulged at the weekend. | |||
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"Use it as currency. Trust me, I've tried "U shud come here.its legal tender. | |||
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"Use it as currency. Trust me, I've tried
U shud come here.its legal tender."I'll bring sacks and live like a king then. | |||
"Well???? "You can paint with them and make pretty pictures
Rub them on ya wart, bury it in the garden at midnight and poof ...its gone .
Starch ya collars.
Poke cloves in them all over and use for xmas decorations
ooooooooo loads of things | |||
"Turn it into chocolate. yes please, as an Irish man I will probably be exiled for saying this ....I dont like potatoes, cant stand the stuff so anything else is good with me I am outraged...an Irishman who doesn't like Potatoes!!
I know the shame of it (and I don't like Guinness either) Don't talk about Guinness, I over indulged at the weekend. "So you wouldnt be interested in turning potatoes into alcohol then  | |||
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"I'd like to just be able to cook 'em really. I am rubbish in a kitchen. Give me a bench of computer stuff or a shed full of power tools any day. I ought to try this learning to cook thing again." Here ya go The following cooking methods suit different potatoes best: Baking - Cara, Golden Wonder, Marfona, Estima Boiling - Cara, Estima, Pink Fir Apple, Saxon, Nadine, Vivaldi, Yukon Gold Chips - Estima, Maris Piper, Pentland Dell, Sante, King Edward, Golden Wonder Mashing - King Edward, Pentland Squire, Pentland Dell Roasting - Cara, Wilja, Pentland Dell Salad - Charlotte, Ratte, Jersey Royal, Pink Fir Apple, Vales Emerald | |||
"I'd like to just be able to cook 'em really. I am rubbish in a kitchen. Give me a bench of computer stuff or a shed full of power tools any day. I ought to try this learning to cook thing again. Here ya go The following cooking methods suit different potatoes best: Baking - Cara, Golden Wonder, Marfona, Estima Boiling - Cara, Estima, Pink Fir Apple, Saxon, Nadine, Vivaldi, Yukon Gold Chips - Estima, Maris Piper, Pentland Dell, Sante, King Edward, Golden Wonder Mashing - King Edward, Pentland Squire, Pentland Dell Roasting - Cara, Wilja, Pentland Dell Salad - Charlotte, Ratte, Jersey Royal, Pink Fir Apple, Vales Emerald " Thanks, I'll save that for future reference. | |||
"Wash your hair Watch a film on it Make it sing" Mine whistle in the microwave | |||
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"Comb*" You could if you cut a slice, whittled little teef and then maybe dried it....dab with some varnish and there ya go........
bobs ya uncle | |||
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You can't swallow one whole... | |||
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"Well???? "put it up the exhaust pipe of your mates car and stop it from starting | |||
"You can't bounce them...
You can't swallow one whole... "I have swallowed a Jersey Mid whole....it was an accident mind..... | |||
"You can't bounce them...
You can't swallow one whole... I have swallowed a Jersey Mid whole....it was an accident mind....."Deep throat? | |||
"You can't bounce them...
You can't swallow one whole... I have swallowed a Jersey Mid whole....it was an accident mind....."that's a talent  | |||
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"You can't bounce them...
You can't swallow one whole... I have swallowed a Jersey Mid whole....it was an accident mind.....
that's a talent "Ssssh don't tell everyone..... | |||
"best use of a Potato I ever saw was a good few years back,someone dressed one in a fred perry t shirt,jeans with braces and made it front a band called The Communards/Bronski Beat " | |||
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"You can't bounce them...
You can't swallow one whole... I have swallowed a Jersey Mid whole....it was an accident mind.....
that's a talent Ssssh don't tell everyone..... "ooops | |||
