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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I am having to deal with a rather d*unk Obi and not only am I trying to make sense of the crap he is coming out with - I am being asked to sing soft kitty to him!!

I put my foot down at this - soft kitty is for when you are ill, and only ill!

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And only rub his chest anti clockwise, don't want to tangle his chest hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And only rub his chest anti clockwise, don't want to tangle his chest hair "

Its a little difficult to rub through a screen - but will do my best

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Soft Kitty will help him after his recent trauma of dealing with the real world. It's what a best friend would do.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

turn your phone off, problem sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Soft Kitty will help him after his recent trauma of dealing with the real world. It's what a best friend would do.

"

Its ok - he is distracted by 'the fox' song

He hasn't seen it before haha - his face is a picture!!!

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

what is soft kitty ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"what is soft kitty ?

"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjHIJ3dtd3Q

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"what is soft kitty ?

"

soft kitty, warm kitty

Little ball of fur

Sleepy kitty, happy kitty

purr purr purr

tryin to think what tune its sung to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The words are slurring - and one glass of red wine has been knocked over already

I also had a display of a large sack being shaken at me

*wasn't just one type of sack either!

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

Just smack him about the head that should work !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just smack him about the head that should work !!! "

I wish - but its on skype

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Soft Kitty will help him after his recent trauma of dealing with the real world. It's what a best friend would do.

Its ok - he is distracted by 'the fox' song

He hasn't seen it before haha - his face is a picture!!! "

What did he think my verification about you two was then? Did he just think I was even more bonkers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Soft Kitty will help him after his recent trauma of dealing with the real world. It's what a best friend would do.

Its ok - he is distracted by 'the fox' song

He hasn't seen it before haha - his face is a picture!!!

What did he think my verification about you two was then? Did he just think I was even more bonkers?"

Yep - I just had to explain it to him!

He is cute when he's d*unk

*Not that I have taken d*unken screen shots of him . . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Bless - he's concentrating REALLY hard typing

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

would it not be easier for us all to just watch it live in chat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"would it not be easier for us all to just watch it live in chat?"

It would - but I think he'd struggle with trying to change over right now - its taking him about 10 minutes to write a short message

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"would it not be easier for us all to just watch it live in chat?

It would - but I think he'd struggle with trying to change over right now - its taking him about 10 minutes to write a short message "

is he that d*unk that he doesn't realise if you talk on skype the other person can hear you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"would it not be easier for us all to just watch it live in chat?

It would - but I think he'd struggle with trying to change over right now - its taking him about 10 minutes to write a short message

is he that d*unk that he doesn't realise if you talk on skype the other person can hear you?"

The message is to someone else, but he has to say each word slowly as he tries to type it

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

He has only just realised this thread is up!!!!!!!!!!1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"HAHAHAHAHAHA

He has only just realised this thread is up!!!!!!!!!!1"

Three words!

Red

Arse

Tomorrow!

*hey - it's seasonal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"HAHAHAHAHAHA

He has only just realised this thread is up!!!!!!!!!!1

Three words!

Red

Arse

Tomorrow!

*hey - it's seasonal! "

dependant on severity of hangover?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"HAHAHAHAHAHA

He has only just realised this thread is up!!!!!!!!!!1

Three words!

Red

Arse

Tomorrow!

*hey - it's seasonal! "

10 mins thats an improvement

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"HAHAHAHAHAHA

He has only just realised this thread is up!!!!!!!!!!1

Three words!

Red

Arse

Tomorrow!

*hey - it's seasonal!

10 mins thats an improvement "

He is but a simple man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"HAHAHAHAHAHA

He has only just realised this thread is up!!!!!!!!!!1

Three words!

Red

Arse

Tomorrow!

*hey - it's seasonal!

10 mins thats an improvement

He is but a simple man "

I wonder how long it will take him to reply to that and how many messages you could write I'm meantime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"HAHAHAHAHAHA

He has only just realised this thread is up!!!!!!!!!!1

Three words!

Red

Arse

Tomorrow!

*hey - it's seasonal!

10 mins thats an improvement

He is but a simple man

I wonder how long it will take him to reply to that and how many messages you could write I'm meantime "

About 20, And loads!!

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

just found this

Black kitty

Grumpy kitty

Little ball of fur

evil kitty

Shopaholic kitty

Purr..Purr..Purr

smiles.. is this apt at all ??

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"just found this

Black kitty

Grumpy kitty

Little ball of fur

evil kitty

Shopaholic kitty

Purr..Purr..Purr

smiles.. is this apt at all ?? "

So much better for Obi.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"what is soft kitty ?

soft kitty, warm kitty

Little ball of fur

Sleepy kitty, happy kitty

purr purr purr

tryin to think what tune its sung to..."

Laa lala, laa lala,

La la la la Laaaa....

Lala lala, lala lala

Laa, laa, laaaa...

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

Absolutely no idea.. Maybe Obi will sing it to us soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

got to love soft kity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Absolutely no idea.. Maybe Obi will sing it to us soon "

As soon as i catch that flying pig i saw yesterday....

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Absolutely no idea.. Maybe Obi will sing it to us soon

As soon as i catch that flying pig i saw yesterday.... "

Don't you like the darker version? I seem to remember tales of a singing Obi so you must have caught pigs flying before.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Absolutely no idea.. Maybe Obi will sing it to us soon

As soon as i catch that flying pig i saw yesterday....

Don't you like the darker version? I seem to remember tales of a singing Obi so you must have caught pigs flying before.

"

Just rumours - honest!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohh dear Obi! Atleast its not as bad as me the other day haha! Terrible lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Absolutely no idea.. Maybe Obi will sing it to us soon

As soon as i catch that flying pig i saw yesterday....

Don't you like the darker version? I seem to remember tales of a singing Obi so you must have caught pigs flying before.

Just rumours - honest! "

Two words - Bull, and . . .

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

Sing Obi Sing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sing Obi Sing "

If we feed him drink he probably will

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I adore soft kitty. Purr

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is he singing yet?

I'm driving past tomorrow so get singing or I will stop instead of driving through.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want a 3some with Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki.

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter


"just found this

Black kitty

Grumpy kitty

Little ball of fur

evil kitty

Shopaholic kitty

Purr..Purr..Purr

smiles.. is this apt at all ?? "

Soft kitty

Smooth kitty

Absolutely no fur

Sore Kitty

Poor kitty

purr... purr.. purr

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