I don't either. On the odd occasion I see
Local ones near me they said things like
'Who wants to come and wank me off in my fiesta out the back of tesco tonight, need to empty my balls'
Really very unappealing! |
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"I don't either. On the odd occasion I see
Local ones near me they said things like
'Who wants to come and wank me off in my fiesta out the back of tesco tonight, need to empty my balls'
Really very unappealing! "
How about a waitrose car park  |
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To meet a woman on here:
Find a woman you like the look of.
Check if you fall within her age/gender criteria.
See if she's within reasonably meetable distance.
Use a little common sense to decide whether or not she's genuine.
(These first four criteria are actually surprisingly hard to find.)
Write her a message - at this point you should have written a good profile, with good pics, and demonstrate some degree of social ability.
Cross your fingers and hope that she actually gets to read it - this is largely out of your hands if she's a particularly attractive woman as she'll have a deluge of mails to get through.
After demonstrating yourself to be an attractive guy, hopefully fortune will favour you enough to have her respond positively - ie, she likes the way you come across and may be interested in meeting/swinging with you should you continue to show attractiveness in conversation.
Supposing that goes well too, its now about finding a time and location that's mutually good for the pair of you. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I don't either. On the odd occasion I see
Local ones near me they said things like
'Who wants to come and wank me off in my fiesta out the back of tesco tonight, need to empty my balls'
Really very unappealing! "
Not as bad as the phrase "my cock needs draining" which I heard (well, read) recently!
Soooo appealing. |
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"I don't either. On the odd occasion I see
Local ones near me they said things like
'Who wants to come and wank me off in my fiesta out the back of tesco tonight, need to empty my balls'
Really very unappealing!
Not as bad as the phrase "my cock needs draining" which I heard (well, read) recently!
Soooo appealing."
Damm better change my copy and paste messages  |
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"I don't either. On the odd occasion I see
Local ones near me they said things like
'Who wants to come and wank me off in my fiesta out the back of tesco tonight, need to empty my balls'
Really very unappealing!
How about a waitrose car park "
Ah, an upper class wanker?? What time? |
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"I don't either. On the odd occasion I see
Local ones near me they said things like
'Who wants to come and wank me off in my fiesta out the back of tesco tonight, need to empty my balls'
Really very unappealing!
Not as bad as the phrase "my cock needs draining" which I heard (well, read) recently!
Soooo appealing."
Delightful!!  |
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