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Can you piss with a hardon?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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why I can pee easily with a hard on, often have a hard on in the morning and quite desperate so I have to bend forward a bit so I can aim at the toilet ha! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"33 years on this planet, thousands of words at your disposal...
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The number of words in the English language was estimated at 1,013,913 estimate on January 1, 2012 I would think more now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"33 years on this planet, thousands of words at your disposal...
I don't get what you mean  Can you urinate when your penis is erect?  "
No cos I don't have a penis 
Av I got to write proper on ere and everfing |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"33 years on this planet, thousands of words at your disposal...
I don't get what you mean Can you urinate when your penis is erect?
No cos I don't have a penis
Av I got to write proper on ere and everfing "
Corse u av! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol my mate couldn't when we spiked him with Viagra and e-lax.
The toilet cubicle looked like a bomb had gone off after an hour of him stuck on the loo  "
Rusty that's not nice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its harder at times than others. You have to do it anyway when you wake up with a hard on lol. It takes some time and more focuss though before I get it done. Also need to bend to aim in the toilet lol |
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Yes I can! It's quite true about the bending slightly to aim into the loo, and it's always dissappointing when you've finished peeing as your cock goes flaccid again.
Unless you were peeing into someone's mouth or over their pussy lol....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol my mate couldn't when we spiked him with Viagra and e-lax.
The toilet cubicle looked like a bomb had gone off after an hour of him stuck on the loo
Rusty that's not nice "
It was fecking hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You invariably wake up with a hard on to stop yourself pissing.
It's very possible to. It's just not as comfy as it is when not erect. "
disagree.
makes no difference to me whether hard or not, piss quite easily.
also have woken up with morning glory and not needed the toilet, and vice versa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant but some must be able to right?
Why would you want to? Have a piss before getting one! "
Yeah...!!! But mine last for hours...
(Ladies...!?!?!?  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got this asian girls number from a friend, anyway here's the story... So I called her up and asked her if she wanted to take a break from studying and meet me for coffee. Well she said yes, and we met at a cafe. We had some small talk, and it went well overall. After that she said “hey my roomate is making some chinese food for dinner because her boyfriend is over, would you like to come by and try some? she usually makes way more than needed”. Now at that point I felt like I had to take a sh!t, but there was no way I could turn down this opportunity; it seemed like she was into me and this would be a great opportunity to get to know each other further. So I decided to try and hold my crap as long as possible (I don’t crap in public toilets) and accept her invitation. Well we went back to her place, had some food (very good btw)… and ****… I had to take take a sh!t really badly… and I also had to take a piss really badly, which I had been holding in. I really didn’t want to use her washroom because I didn’t want stink the place up… but it became so unbearable to the point where I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum.. to make matters worse I was actually starting to get an erection (I’m not sure why.. but that’s what happened). So I rushed to the washroom… and thus begins the worst possible scenario imaginable. I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO…. AND I have an erection…. what the **** do I do? Which do I do first?? So I bend over and try to push my erected penis down a bit to pee into the can… but as I relax my pelvic floor muscles to release the urine.. I feel my turd start to come out at the same time! So then I’m like “fuk this… I’ll just try and hold the pee and let the poo come out”… so I sit on the can… grasp my penis hard to try and “block” it… and I then tried to let the crap come out….that didn’t work so well… As I relaxed my anal sphincters… my pelvic floor muscles relaxed as well and piss started flying all over the floor… I started panicking at this point… so I desperately held my crap again, while I attempted to shove/bend my erect penis into the toilet. Once it was in… I tried take the piss and crap at the same time, but my ass was too far out and this massive turd started flying out missing the bowl, landing partially on the back rim and partially on the floor. I then closed everything off again (you can’t imagine the pain of repeatedly blocking yourself from peeing and pooing when you have go so badly). Wtf was I supposed to do? I either pee on her floor or poo on her floor….then out of sheer desperation and instinct an idea popped into my head. I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there… I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor…. At that point things get even worse… The turd wouldn’t ****ing dissolve… and the damn bish was asking me wtf I’m doing showering in her washroom…. I then answer “yea lol… I’m showering… is that ok?”… she says: what the hell? why?? you don’t think we’re having sex do you??? At this point I can’t even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke… get out of there!! I say: no please don’t come in… I’m not done yet… At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my sh!t was releasing sh!t smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid… the girl could smell it and she said: “why the hell does it smell so ****ing bad? What the hell are you doing in there???” I say: please don’t come in… trust me.. you’ll regret it… she says: **** this… get out now or I’m unlocking the door.. I beg her not too… but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass, large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can. I was so ****ing embarassed… I started shivering… she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers… “wtf did you do???” she was starting to cry… I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself “I tried my best … I… I’m sorry”… She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she’s calling the cops. I agree to do it. She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper… pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor… I’m literally crying at that point… I look for the plunger but I couldn’t find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet. I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf… she’s crying… as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now… I try to explain that the toilet is clogged… but she doesn’t let me … she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now… she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave… I leave. about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her flat (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrassment.
...This actually didn't happen to me but I coppied it from another thread and thought to share as its related to the subject. Hillarious |
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