Got this for Christmas but just starting started looking at it now....it's so funny.
'Make love to me like you've never made love to anyone before!' she pleaded.
'Okay' I said, putting on my penguin costume. 
Our first session wasn't a great success. I asked her to come as Miss Whiplash so she turned up with a neck brace and a solicitor. 
At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen. 
Staring at her naked body leaning over my workbench, I asked what she wanted. 'Go for something between a smack and a stroke' she said. So I went for a smoke. |
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"Got this for Christmas but just starting started looking at it now....it's so funny.
'Make love to me like you've never made love to anyone before!' she pleaded.
'Okay' I said, putting on my penguin costume.
Our first session wasn't a great success. I asked her to come as Miss Whiplash so she turned up with a neck brace and a solicitor.
At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen.
Staring at her naked body leaning over my workbench, I asked what she wanted. 'Go for something between a smack and a stroke' she said. So I went for a smoke. "
tell us more LOL so funny |
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After that weekend in the shed, I never saw her again. It turned out she wasn't looking for a relationship, she was DIY-curious.
'Take me roughly on your multi-purpose workbench again' she begged. I smiled. It's true what they say - once you go Black & Decker, you never go back. |
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