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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Shame we can't see it. So what does it look like? "
A vanilla sponge flavored with orange zest and juice with cream/cream cheese/ orange liqueur in the middle and on top and topped with raspberries  |
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"I was going to make a red velvet heart cake tonight, but I forgot the red food colouring in the giddy excitement of buying nail varnish. "
good job you didnt make a giddy mistake and put the varnish in the cake  |
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over a year ago
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"Shame we can't see it. So what does it look like?
A vanilla sponge flavored with orange zest and juice with cream/cream cheese/ orange liqueur in the middle and on top and topped with raspberries "
Sounds scrummy  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I was going to make a red velvet heart cake tonight, but I forgot the red food colouring in the giddy excitement of buying nail varnish.
good job you didnt make a giddy mistake and put the varnish in the cake " You know I was thinking that earlier, I don't think it would have been appreciated.  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah but then the steak and bj day threads will start
And Easter then summer holidays then Christmas You forgot Halloween
Then Halloween then when I did a shit days....I mean it's endless " I haven't done one of those for ages...  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Yeah but then the steak and bj day threads will start
And Easter then summer holidays then Christmas You forgot Halloween
Then Halloween then when I did a shit days....I mean it's endless I haven't done one of those for ages... "
What a shit....fucking hell femme you need some senokot  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah but then the steak and bj day threads will start
And Easter then summer holidays then Christmas You forgot Halloween
Then Halloween then when I did a shit days....I mean it's endless I haven't done one of those for ages...
What a shit....fucking hell femme you need some senokot " Errrr no I actually don't need that, I had a potential explosive situation here earlier and my bumhole is now sore.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah but then the steak and bj day threads will start
And Easter then summer holidays then Christmas You forgot Halloween
Then Halloween then when I did a shit days....I mean it's endless I haven't done one of those for ages...
What a shit....fucking hell femme you need some senokot "
Or 80g of sugar free sweets in a short space of time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah but then the steak and bj day threads will start
And Easter then summer holidays then Christmas You forgot Halloween
Then Halloween then when I did a shit days....I mean it's endless I haven't done one of those for ages...
What a shit....fucking hell femme you need some senokot Errrr no I actually don't need that, I had a potential explosive situation here earlier and my bumhole is now sore. "
Sudocreme's good for that. Apparently  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Yeah but then the steak and bj day threads will start
And Easter then summer holidays then Christmas You forgot Halloween
Then Halloween then when I did a shit days....I mean it's endless I haven't done one of those for ages...
What a shit....fucking hell femme you need some senokot Errrr no I actually don't need that, I had a potential explosive situation here earlier and my bumhole is now sore. "
Then you need some burns cream....  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Yeah but then the steak and bj day threads will start
And Easter then summer holidays then Christmas You forgot Halloween
Then Halloween then when I did a shit days....I mean it's endless I haven't done one of those for ages...
What a shit....fucking hell femme you need some senokot Errrr no I actually don't need that, I had a potential explosive situation here earlier and my bumhole is now sore.
Sudocreme's good for that. Apparently " Hence why I know they have it on offer at Boots!  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Yeah but then the steak and bj day threads will start
And Easter then summer holidays then Christmas You forgot Halloween
Then Halloween then when I did a shit days....I mean it's endless I haven't done one of those for ages...
What a shit....fucking hell femme you need some senokot Errrr no I actually don't need that, I had a potential explosive situation here earlier and my bumhole is now sore.
Sudocreme's good for that. Apparently Hence why I know they have it on offer at Boots! "
Ohhh date night with him indoors rubbing sudo cream on your arse hole  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah but then the steak and bj day threads will start
And Easter then summer holidays then Christmas You forgot Halloween
Then Halloween then when I did a shit days....I mean it's endless I haven't done one of those for ages...
What a shit....fucking hell femme you need some senokot Errrr no I actually don't need that, I had a potential explosive situation here earlier and my bumhole is now sore.
Sudocreme's good for that. Apparently Hence why I know they have it on offer at Boots!
Ohhh date night with him indoors rubbing sudo cream on your arse hole "
ooooh it'd be like lipstick to those who are into rimming.
Awful taste though.
Apparently, so i'm told. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Yeah but then the steak and bj day threads will start
And Easter then summer holidays then Christmas You forgot Halloween
Then Halloween then when I did a shit days....I mean it's endless I haven't done one of those for ages...
What a shit....fucking hell femme you need some senokot Errrr no I actually don't need that, I had a potential explosive situation here earlier and my bumhole is now sore.
Sudocreme's good for that. Apparently Hence why I know they have it on offer at Boots!
Ohhh date night with him indoors rubbing sudo cream on your arse hole
ooooh it'd be like lipstick to those who are into rimming.
Awful taste though.
Apparently, so i'm told."
You've tried it really  |
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